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ughomer - February 26, 2013, 11:42 am,
My deplorable deviated septum made it difficult to nose-breathe and I almost choked, Mr. Gary!!! Thanks! Thanks a lot!!!
GaryO - February 26, 2013, 12:14 pm,
Heh, I have no idea what I wasn’t thinking last night. I really don’t recall making this…and other than my head hurts, that’s my story…geeezus….BUT! I did spell impossibilities right…oh, look, a 1…..thank you, honest bastard whoever you are
Silverheart - February 26, 2013, 2:13 pm,  
Actually, you can wash your eyes with soap, it just hurts like a bugger. And I can't count my hair because I run out of fingers and toes...
ipaprime - February 26, 2013, 11:40 pm,
now for that one about hair. are you talking about on the head only or the whole body
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:08 am,
Well, ipa, I took your question and presented it before a panel of astute scientists and esteemed professors at MIT (Many Inbred Thinkers),
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:09 am,
and after receiving a government grant of seventeen gazillion dollars, making it possible for several seconds of deep study, they have an answer; ‘no’
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:09 am,
OK,OK, lets do our own little investigation. Head only; lets say the ipa head is wunna those MPB jobs, having the little toilet seat cover rim look. Easy, right? Alrighty then, where does the head hair stop and the neck hair begin, hmmmmmm?
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:09 am,
Let’s now proceed to the possibility of being able to count the hair of yer whole body….consider the nose and it’s inventory…should I go on, or not proceed to yer scrotum?
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:10 am,
Oh, let’s proceed. Bathroom scene; ‘primey sweatheart, whatever are you doing? Did you get another one of those nasty crossed buht hairs?’
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:10 am,
‘I’m proving a point, now be a dear and hold this mirror…..and lend me your tweezers, I’m almost done… hundred forty six thousand three hundred twenty eight…or nine?!!
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:11 am,
The defense rests
ipaprime - February 27, 2013, 9:16 am,
defense loses because if you go to a person who is on chemotherapy they lose all their hair as a result and then counting it is simple
ipaprime - February 27, 2013, 9:17 am,
head hair stops where the skull(that is a bone formation) ends
ipaprime - February 27, 2013, 9:20 am,
or of course it just could be someone who has a thing against hair to and got rid of it all(almost probably(left the eyelashes))
ipaprime - February 27, 2013, 9:28 am,
then of course there are the people with little head and body hair due to envirmental adaption
ipaprime - February 27, 2013, 9:29 am,
then you are not taking in to account the advances in science the could allow a computer to count your total hair amount thru a 3-dimensional ph**ograph
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:50 am,
'chemo'!! d***!
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:56 am,
Well, ipa, it is now apparent to me that you have less of a life than even I. So, I’m let’s drink to yer arguments, not because of in depth study, but because every time I type yer name I get thirsty…cheers
steve1961 - February 27, 2013, 11:41 am,
Now try the tongue one cuz that's probably false too. And you better do it for at least 10 minutes...just to be certain.
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 10:10 pm,
I can do it! Just needed a bit of p***.
steve1961 - February 27, 2013, 10:32 pm,
I was talking to Ip-Man. I know u can do's called panting...something dogs are known for.
ipaprime - February 28, 2013, 8:29 am,
nah just have a manuel labor job that gives me time to think
GaryO - February 28, 2013, 12:55 pm,
sure, rub my nose in it
zoomer296 - March 16, 2013, 11:01 am,
Or it could be something similar to when Britney spears shaved her head...
ipaprime - March 17, 2013, 3:51 am,
yup that to
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 11:30 am,
I would count little Miss Spear’s hairs (whatever was left), and take my time, with my tongue hanging out, and would probably end up washing my eyes, with soap. So, now that all three have been debunked, let’s celebrate. Next topic, self licking and you.
ipaprime - March 17, 2013, 10:51 pm,
post and we shall
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 10:59 pm,
I knew it, you’re satan aren’t you… where’s my violin
ipaprime - March 18, 2013, 2:22 am,
i serve neither heaven nor hell, i just have fun
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