Of course the funny part is that he is too drunk to remember it's St Patrick's Day... It's just like any other day for him...
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:12 am,
His occupation...head psychiatrist at the local psych ward!
EmilioDumphque - March 19, 2013, 10:04 pm,
But I was thinking of a plan
To dye one's whiskers green,
And always use so large a fan
That they could not be seen.
So, having no reply to give
To what the old man said,
I cried "Come, tell me how you live!"