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lgvernon - July 13, 2013, 3:49 pm,  
5 big, windy 5ions!~
CloudchaserS - July 14, 2013, 1:02 am,
"I can't believe my house got blown away by a tornado again!" is something you'll never hear me say because I have the sense to not insist on living in a tornado prone area
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 11:54 am,
Hahaha! I know, right? Robin Williams once said that if you plan to live in a tornado prone area, buy styrofoam furniture. Then he referred to California as "God's Etch-a-Sketch."
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 1:06 am,
Or "And this is tha fifth time tha flood done knocked mah house down, I'm just glad the insurance will pay to rebuild." Who is insuring that kinda idiot anyway?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 1, 2013, 12:03 pm,
Someone who is making a lot of bank on them; all I know it isn't us. >:/
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 7:30 pm,
Yeah, they're making the bank because their house is being rebuilt on uncle sam's dime, not like they'll bestir themselves and waddle to higher ground on their own volition either.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 1, 2013, 8:18 pm,
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 11:59 am,
Personally, I feel if the big one happens - hey, I got three words for my friends: beach front property. All the upkeep I do for my landlord will have paid off. They'll ask me, "Tony, how did you get this beautiful view for only $900 a month?" X-D
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