I a**ume those strange people running with noone chasing them are suffering from the delusion of being chased... hallucinating pursuer5, as it were.
maoworks2 - August 2, 2013, 1:31 pm,
I Get That A lot. But I Run Away .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:52 pm,
It started when people ritualisticly poured fire ants down their pants back around 1090 BCE, because running was pointless unless you were chased. And then they discovered fire ants were causing harm to reproduction. So they pretend like they have ants in
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:55 pm,
*their pants, but actually don't. Running still continued, the idiom "ants in the pants" was coined, but nobody made the connection to the two. A fear of ants in the pants is still real - ergo, tight Spandex clothing while jogging.