Might be the only way to get management to actually replace the TP when you tell them it's out!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 11:47 am,
Hmmm, I see.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:49 pm,
Once, when I was a child, my family had some police officers knock at our door, wanting to searching the back yard for an attacker at a nearby McDonald's. They didn't find him in our yard, however my dad had to ask....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:53 pm,
"What happened?" Apparently the man was dropping a deuce at the McDonald's and there was no tp. He asked a manager for some who spoke little English. The man became enraged with the manager and pulled a knife on him. They called the police, he took off.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:54 pm,
All I could think was.... "My, God! There's an a**ailant on the run..... hasn't wiped yet?"