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lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:31 pm,  
That's just the disappointment leaking out of us. 5 soggy Ls.
steve1961 - August 27, 2013, 11:35 pm,
Must be nice only being disappointed 3 days/month...
lgvernon - August 28, 2013, 12:00 am,  
No, no, Steve. That's the Red Flag of Discouraged you're thinking of.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:57 am,
Steve, Steve, Steve. Yer interplanetary origin is showing. Here on irth we get; pre, lift off, and post. The remaining three days are called ‘the preparation’. During this time we practice lid placement theory. It’s rather biblical.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am,
And during lift off, in a fit of spite, you may be tempted to scurry into the bathroom, lock the door, and lift the sacred lid…..DON’T!
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am,
At any given time, on the seamy underside of that lid could be all the DNA evidence you will need to explain why that %$#* sound you make when eating, or why the %$#* way you crinkle the sports page is so %$#* aggravating.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:59 am,
Then you’ll gather your wits, stroll out of the bathroom with the renewed confidence that it’s really not you, approach your lady from the rear, while she’s making dinner, wrap your arms around her, and loving coo into her ear, ‘I know what’s wrong’.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 10:00 am,
The facial scalding from the pot of boiling carrots, and spatula lines on your forehead will be completely gone by next month. The other reason they call it ‘the cycle’.
steve1961 - August 28, 2013, 2:15 pm,
When did you start using a bathroom instead of a tree or hydrant? When did you get so uppity?
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:19 pm,
I only go in there to lift up the lid. It’s the next phase of marriage. We’re in the I’m so old I can’t bear to turn on the bathroom light in the middle of the night and see what I look like n****, phase.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:20 pm,
Ya have to have heard the splash and shriek of a woman sitting on a lidless hopper to appreciate the humor. It’s hilarious.
Greeny - August 29, 2013, 5:28 am,
...and costly
GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:24 am,
Yeah, the purple food coloring in my shampoo was a nice touché. I was rather proud of her for that.
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