I would love to tell you all about a bathroom experience that culminated with this discovery. It happened in a warehouse-sized antique shop somewhere in Kansas and remains one of the most mortifying experiences of my long and dusty life...(sigh)
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:39 pm,
PS: There was no plunger, either...(bigger sigh)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 12:02 am,
Holy crap! - no pun intended. It sounds like it's a real knee-slapper. Send me a pm if you'd like. My wife says I laugh at the most ridiculous things, lol.
Oldsod - April 10, 2014, 5:23 pm,
...but surely, this is why God gave us TWO hands...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 12:04 am,
Airman - April 11, 2014, 10:19 am,
reminds me of the time when I was 11 and had an emergency in the woods. Leaves were handy.. but turned out to be poison ivy. Mom got quite the chucle out of it
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 11:18 am,
Am I reading this wrong...I usually get the runs THEN notice there is no TP! Am I the only one?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:07 pm,
The situation is similar to cartoons who fall only when they "notice" their predicament; if you notice the tp roll empty, your b*tt checks clench and you get constipated. If you DON'T notice it in time, then you get the runs. :-/
Silverheart - April 11, 2014, 11:42 am,
I've sacrificed a few socks to the porcelain diety in similar situations...