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Christmas Shopping

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lgvernon - November 23, 2014, 7:20 pm,  
I am not a hunter/gatherer. A genetic mutation, I know.
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 8:38 pm,
You stand alone, LG. As for me, I just target shop, but I feel I’m approaching the grampa stage, as my Wrangler has a bad habit of moving to another parking location while I’m shopping.
lgvernon - November 23, 2014, 8:42 pm,  
LOL!~My daughter's teen years were the worst. Other moms talked about how wonderful shopping with their daughters was. My daughter dragged me from store to store like an Evinrude with a snagged boat anchor.
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 9:12 pm,
Lordy, I’ve seen many a horrific sight, but I think the worst is the yarn department. Mostly I just entertain myself, draping material over me and hiding between the bolts of fabric until I’m told to go to the truck.
lgvernon - November 23, 2014, 9:43 pm,  
Do you hide in the clothing rounders and whisper, "Pick me...pick me?" I had to go to the fabric store today to get a piece of material for a project. They gave me the Black Friday flyer, saying the prices were good for Wednesday, too. I LOL'd.
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 9:48 pm,
No, but I did manage to startle the bejesus outa some lady. Reached out and grabbed her leg...thought it was my woman. Nice ankles.
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