epic fail
military funny
stupid human

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Imaginary Lover

Creator: Pushkin

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GaryO - December 10, 2015, 9:30 pm,
self cleaning?
Pushkin - December 10, 2015, 11:29 pm,
No. The woman will have to clean him. After all, they have to do something or even this guy will walk out on them.
mizzdizz - December 11, 2015, 12:59 am,
Oh. By the way---he bathes ME!!! After all, I can always kick HIM to the curb! And if he isn't well behaved and keeps me satisfied, well, I'll just put on my little ole combat boots and apply them firmly to the seat of the problem --HIM!
Pushkin - December 11, 2015, 5:57 pm,
Sounds like you have the perfect relationship.
Greeny - December 10, 2015, 9:47 pm,
wuzzat? chesty Pez dispenser?
Pushkin - December 10, 2015, 11:30 pm,
Yes, it's also a Pez dispenser. That way it feeds the insatiable need for sweets that women have and doubles as a d***o for them.
mizzdizz - December 11, 2015, 12:50 am,
Well---there's somethin' weird going on just below the pecs so I'll have to edit, but I ALWAYS enjoy a F-I-I-I-NE piece of eyecandy! Thanks, Push!
Pushkin - December 11, 2015, 6:03 pm,
You're very welcome.
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