Fart joke - automatic five! And I was singing it! Thanks for the giggle, mizzdizz!!
mizzdizz - December 30, 2015, 5:09 am,
Hahahahaha! I LUV a good fart joke! That song was HUGE! I think it was a duet with Kiki Dee. I know Elton and Bernie wrote it---glad you enjoyed the torture job I did to it! The first 2 lines I saw on a coffee mug. The rest is mine.