Maybe she married it and is now having a post *** cigarette?
God - October 4, 2008, 6:36 pm,
Married people don't have ***. Everybody knows that.
Nobody - October 20, 2008, 12:49 am,
You kidding? I have more *** now that I'm married than I ever have before. Before you try to pwn me: I'm married to a human, not a tractor.
LogicDude - October 20, 2008, 11:05 am,
So....Nobody has more *** than the rest of us? Doesn't that? Wait? I'm just soooo f***ing confused!
Douche BAgalow - April 2, 2009, 10:30 am,
Speaking as a former married person, I had ALOT of *** when I was married, It's just that when you nail the same tang for 10 years, you know how to get it off quickly enough so you don't miss Sportscenter! WIN!
know_it_all - April 22, 2009, 4:31 pm,
she definitely just rubbed one out on the tractor tire knobs.