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Don't waste your time on hundreds of pages of mind numbing vampire drama crap.


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Fucking CIRCLE! - October 30, 2008, 5:47 am,
Win. The book is ****.
michael - November 15, 2008, 3:53 am,
very nice indeed...i must show this to a bunch of twilight obsessed friends...
Mare - December 16, 2008, 2:00 pm,
SWEET - January 17, 2009, 9:01 pm,
They should've burned the books before they made it to the stores.
Sauce? - January 17, 2009, 9:03 pm,
I agree...
Claire - January 20, 2009, 7:54 pm,
OK, I admit the movie was TERRIBLE, I wanted to kill people when I got out of the theater! b***ttttt the book was AMAZING, and anyone who says otherwise has either never read the book, or didn't read it until AFTER seeing the movie.
amina - January 20, 2009, 7:54 pm,
i admit i was super obsessed with the series when it first came out. but then the plots became to far fetched and i saw all the holes in the story, and all the little fangirls. and now i do want to burn every twilight book i see.
Steve - February 8, 2009, 11:04 pm,
I hate those books with every all of my being. Its a mockery of good vampire books, And it plays on the imbalanced emotions of teenage girls(and g** guys). It contributes nothing to anything, and i hope that the "fans" soon learn how stupid it truly is.
Lysha - April 28, 2009, 12:40 am,
I liked it before it was popular.... Now it annoys me....
BriaHere - June 25, 2009, 10:23 am,
I wont lie, I freaking love Twilight.
Bone - June 25, 2009, 10:47 am,
Bria can you explain the diff between a werewolf and a vampire oe why girls can boys one or the other now? Nobody can explain that to me and since I'm a Graybeard I don't get it.
BriaHere - June 25, 2009, 12:17 pm,
Well, the Quiileutes aren't actually werewolves, they're shapshifters, their ancestors just chose he shape of the wolf. And vampires have to be made into vampires by being bitten and getting venom into their blood which stops their heart.
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 2:59 pm,
My niece calls certain boys "Vampires" and other boys "werewolves"...I asked and she said I had to read the books (and that isn't going to happen any day soon!).
BriaHere - June 25, 2009, 4:20 pm,
Well then it depends whether she is Team Edward or Team Jacob.
Bone - June 25, 2009, 4:29 pm,
She likes Vampires I think...whatever team that is?
BriaHere - June 25, 2009, 7:20 pm,
Edward is the vampire, Jacob is the werewolf. So I'm guessing she's Team Edward. Though some people like both. I like Edward more.
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 7:26 pm,
So if she says my friend Jimmy is such a Vampire that is a good thing, if she says he's such a werewolf that's a bad thing...I think I get it now, Thanks!
Porcelina - June 25, 2009, 9:03 pm,
Twilight is g**. It's a stupid fad that would have not gotten nearly as big if some popular kid in 8th grade didn't pick it up, and maybe if these MTV teenyboppers had a higher I.Q they would acknowledge "A clockwork Orange". Just for the sake of irony
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 9:05 pm,
ROTFLMAO... Thank you sister Porcelina
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2009, 10:36 pm,
It's like the anne rice books when I was a kid. a fad that cant go away soon enough. All the little boys and girls want to be fictional characters from a lame novel. Might as well go play bible stories.
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 10:14 am,
Yeah, all these kids pretending to be fictional characters. Yuck! Much better to be a grown-up and pretending to be a sniper in a War Game, and wasting your life that way, right? We all have our escapes, me too, some are just more annoying than others.
MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:35 pm,
Oddly enough, I have a friend who's seen the Hellsing OVA series and still thinks Edward is better. I earlier uploaded a motifake showin the only use for a sparkly vampire: disco ball.
MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:53 pm,
Which sadly got rejected cause some moderator or other is back.
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 7:58 pm,
Back, yes... and rejecting unfunny posters. Is that a better reason?
MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 8:06 pm,
Sure. Unfortunately, deadpan snarker is more my forte. So I ain't too skilled at makin these.
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 8:08 pm,
It comes with time. For many. But for some, not so much.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 8:09 pm,  
welcome back
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 8:14 pm,
Thanks, rerun! So, what's this (pinky to corner of my mouthg) mini-mod... thing?
CANADA - February 10, 2010, 8:16 pm,
CANADA - February 10, 2010, 8:17 pm,
loved that movie the first couple times
CANADA - February 10, 2010, 8:18 pm,
I mean Austin powers
rerun - February 10, 2010, 8:20 pm,  
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 8:20 pm,
I didn't like the first one as much as 2 & 3. Then again, I didn't see the first one until after seeing the 2nd one. What were we talking about?
rerun - February 10, 2010, 8:21 pm,  
spatulas and their use in Italian food?
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 8:22 pm,
Ah, yes.... great thing, spatulas. Very handy for straining pasta when you live in a trailer park.
boeweizer - March 9, 2010, 8:43 pm,
work with what ur momma gave ya, i mean that golden spatula
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