why the hell isn't there a delete b***on for posters that suck this much?
Sir - October 25, 2008, 9:54 am,
dumbass America is a country not a continent, unless you mean north or south, even so it still sucks
Culos - October 27, 2008, 5:09 am,
America does not exist as a country unless you mean the United States of America. What we are looking at are the America's as well as Canada and provinces/colonies/islands/overseas territories of several European countries. Before commenting, go to school
Sho - November 18, 2008, 9:48 pm,
North, Central and South America. All together they are called America. 'nuff said
warp_kez - November 19, 2008, 1:32 am,
I thought it was called the Americas.
But is not a continent, but two.
LogicDude - November 19, 2008, 8:57 am,
I thought that was Great Britain. So that's not Scotland at the top then?
english--and proud - November 19, 2008, 10:28 am,
No logic..its another piece of **** called the U S..stands for useless..
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 19, 2008, 10:52 am,
I call for a moratorium on all geography related posters!!!! They are awful!
LogicDude - November 19, 2008, 10:54 am,
I call for a moratorium on internet usage by Brits...apparently they really DON'T have a sense of humor (*humour* for those reading it across the pond).
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 19, 2008, 10:59 am,
Please see my earlier comments on #31036 about this particular Brit. Some of us have a sense of humour, and a mental age above 12.
Funniest Englishman of All Time - November 19, 2008, 11:01 am,
I say, chaps, here's a jolly good joke. It seems there was a fellow wearing new pants, and it turned out in the end he was a Scot.
Funniest Englishman Takes Manhattan - November 19, 2008, 11:03 am,
Good day, good day. It seems there was a man from Es*** who wanted to paint his house. It cost him a tidy sum!
Funniest Englishman Makes A Porno - November 19, 2008, 11:04 am,
Have you all seen the new Vauxhall? It comes equipped with a radio, of all things!
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 19, 2008, 11:20 am,
Oh please, the one about the man from Es*** is older than the Duke of Edinburgh. Oh, and when you say "pants" do you mean trousers?
english--and proud - November 19, 2008, 12:14 pm,
yes we do have a good sense of humour. its just that you people across the pond don't seem to be able to see it..and we are ROTFLOFAO.at ya .
english--and proud - November 19, 2008, 12:16 pm,
hey chairman.."if you cant take the heat"...nuff said..!
Funniest Englishman in Her Majesty's Secret Service - November 19, 2008, 1:06 pm,
Did I say pants? I meant knickers! Here's a good one for both Brits and Yanks: It seems there was a sprightly lass who showed everyone her fanny whilst discussing regional differences in English.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 19, 2008, 1:10 pm,
english, we do see your sense of humor. Hope you enjoyed my English cousin's jokes. :) (ps I have no idea why so many yanks and brits argue on motifake. When I was in England, everyone was very nice to me, and it made the trip).
LogicDude - November 19, 2008, 1:19 pm,
MWLF...come on...of COURSE they were nice to you. Even a dog is smart enough to not bite the hand that feeds them. No offense meant to dogs or the Irish in that comment.
english--and proud - November 19, 2008, 3:02 pm,
yes loved your cousin`s jokes .. it shows we can have a good laugh at each other ..without having a pissy fit .
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 20, 2008, 5:51 am,
Yes, thank you so much America, that hand has indeed fed us so much. Not sure what I prefer, the IRA funding (not forgotten), the war you have dragged us into or the looming recession.
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 20, 2008, 5:53 am,
In fact LogicDude, please substantiate that claim, what exactly has America "fed" us? Mention the war and i'm calling Godwin's law.
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 20, 2008, 5:59 am,
Oooh that rhymes, hehe.
Culos - November 20, 2008, 6:03 am,
Not being an American it's probably not my place to point out that many non-islander Europeans are still mighty grateful for a little something called the Marshall plan
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 6:06 am,
A whole lot of Germans where grateful for the Berlin air lift. first we shoot the **** out of them..then save their lives by feeding them ..wow
Culos - November 20, 2008, 6:07 am,
Come to think of it, I can't say that I could mention something we have the Brits to thank for right now apart from the fact that they decided not to be a full partner in the European Union but still want to tell the rest of us what to do whilst collectin
Culos - November 20, 2008, 6:07 am,
*collecting subsidies payed for by European economies that do function properly.....
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 6:10 am,
Be careful culos ..don't you go pointing anything out to an American they will take it ,turn it round ,and beat you to within an inch of your life with it .because it was ..RIGHT..
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 6:15 am,
I suggest you look to Brussels, for who is telling you what to do and when ..millions wasted on saying how big or long a f***ing cucumber should be .. f***tards
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 20, 2008, 6:27 am,
Last time I checked, Britain put a whole lot more money into the EU than it gets back in subsidies. Now Spain, that's a different matter altogether.
Culos - November 20, 2008, 6:30 am,
Seems I hit a nerve there. Maybe it's time you double check and this time use information from 'abroad'. The indoctrination in your newspapers is beyond belief! As far as the length of the cucumber is concerned, it is not our fault that the British are a
Culos - November 20, 2008, 6:31 am,
*are a little inadequate in matters of size....
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 20, 2008, 6:37 am,
OK English, we're fighting a war on 2 fronts here and soon the Americans will be waking up to add their two penneth worth. We need a plan.
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 6:43 am,
Ahh culos .you poor lost soul.A i don't have any nerves for you to hit .B,i don't read newspapers,so therefore can be indoctrinated,unlike your self,who obviously believes all he reads in some two bit, ( sorry, euro ) rag.
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 20, 2008, 6:44 am,
Americans are easy enough to deal with, we'll just remind them of their human rights record (Guantanamo bay, the death penalty, Waco etc.).
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 6:45 am,
Yes chairman we need to get our heads together,, if we are to win the war..AGAIN..!! ha ha .our erstwhile cousins will be so surprised to find they have lost..yet again .. ahh well
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 6:47 am,
Ahh culos that should have read ...*can`t be indoctrinated* a wee slip twix cup and lip.. drinking coffee at the time ..
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 20, 2008, 6:47 am,
As for the Europeans, we have Spanish and Italians collaborating, the French surrendering, the Dutch are too f***ing high to care and the Swiss want nothing to do with it... Oh and as for the Germans... 2-1!
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 20, 2008, 6:49 am,
f*** i'm on a roll... who else can I offend?
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 6:52 am,
You missed the Irish.. but who gives a f*** about them ..they still want to kill each other over religion ..
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 6:56 am,
Ahh i think you will find that its 3-1 ..remember 66..ha ha .that's one the yanks couldn't win .
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 6:57 am,
I am going for broke today..gonna offend the whole f***ing planet..
Culos - November 20, 2008, 6:57 am,
Coffee? Not white tea and a scone?
Culos - November 20, 2008, 6:59 am,
English, I wouldn't trust Chairman, he might well be one of those double agents that your country is so famous for...
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 6:59 am,
No culos ..real coffee.. black..no sugar.. and as strong as f***.. not that piss the yanks drink..
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 20, 2008, 6:59 am,
As it happens I don't dislike any other nation, we're all just different, and that's no reason to get all nationalistic... or in America's case... bomb somebody.
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 7:00 am,
I might be one too. or possibly three four
Culos - November 20, 2008, 7:01 am,
Now explain one thin to me, if you are for real that is, why is it that the UK is always so quick to follow the US in any political stupidity and yet you blame them for bombing other countries. You my good man are two-faced....
Culos - November 20, 2008, 7:01 am,
*thing, sorry, must be the tea I'm drinking
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 7:03 am,
Unfortunately my daughter is married to a yank..whats even worse... he aint all that bad.. oh my god there i go letting the side down again ...
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 20, 2008, 7:03 am,
My country's government decides to follow the Americans in everything they do, not me personally, I just go along to the anti war protests and get promptly ignored. To sum it up, my personal views do not reflect those of my lying murdering government.
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 7:06 am,
No sorry culos ..i cant be two faced ..if i was, i wouldn't be wearing this one,and how can I as one person be held responsible for the actions of a stupid government, that, may i add, I didn't vote for ..
Culos - November 20, 2008, 7:06 am,
Oh Dear, I think you might be on your own now chairman, and since you have given our brothers from overseas enough ammunition now I'll call it a day and go back to work for a couple of hours. Bon courage!
Culos - November 20, 2008, 7:08 am,
LOL with the face English, and good luck wearing it for the rest of your hopefully very long life...
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 7:10 am,
Thats it culos..hop off. thought you might be french..remember Agincourt. i still got my two fingers..ha ha
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 7:13 am,
Have a nice day culos .. enjoy
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 20, 2008, 7:13 am,
I appreciate the pro-peace angle may well inflame a few of the rednecks out there. I guess I just favour preservation of human life over kickass news footage.
Culos - November 20, 2008, 7:13 am,
Final comment for now, Don't jump to conclusions. The fact that I speak French does not make me a Froggie. Unlike the Islanders some of us Europeans are actually able to speak multiple languages. If you're interested I can give you a hint. Remember Chatha
Culos - November 20, 2008, 7:14 am,
*Remember Chatham? I guess that was 'The Weakest Link'.
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 20, 2008, 7:17 am,
Could have told you he was Dutch, nobody else in Europe speaks English that well (British Isles included).
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 7:18 am,
Your from ..KENT..?? wow thats even worse than being French..now you got me feeling sorry for you ..that`ll never do ..
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 7:20 am,
Lunch calling....will be back to offend y`all later..
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 20, 2008, 10:17 am,
Did you guys know there's a forum on this site?
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 10:19 am,
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 20, 2008, 10:23 am,
I just can't help myself, I see stupidity and I have to reply.
all this shiiiit - January 1, 2009, 11:55 pm,
and nobody spotted the "western hemisphere" error?
what a bunch of dumb tossers....
Liam - August 9, 2009, 2:36 am,
To Chairmain: If the views of your government don't always reflect your views...why would you a**ume that it's any different in America? Oh wait I forgot...that's because your about as intelligent as your teeth are straight.
Liam - August 9, 2009, 2:37 am,
Oh, and screw preservation of human life. Bottom line there is too many of us and we f*** too much. America's just workin' it's way to India and China where it can do some real population control. ;)