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LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 9:10 am,
"Pixelation & Boredom" maybe...t*** OR GTFO!
scott - October 29, 2008, 6:35 pm,
dude that is perfection u can gtfo and go download p*** p*** if u want 15 year old t***.
brock0lee - October 29, 2008, 7:41 pm,
no, it's not
pervo - October 29, 2008, 7:57 pm,
No t***, no glory!
scott - October 30, 2008, 1:55 am,
thats my gf and all u guys are p********s
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 30, 2008, 3:17 am,
My advice: show her the poster, tell her you made it for her, and never admit there's a site called motifake. Pretend you have no idea what it is.
God - October 30, 2008, 4:39 am,
That's your girlfriend? d***. I feel sorry for you. She's ugly as f*** and even worse... titless.
pervo - October 30, 2008, 8:24 am,
Hahaha! You should know better than to upload a picture of your girlfriend to this site, claim she's perfect and beautiful (poor lad; how little you know!), and then expect not to draw any flak. I wouldn't be surprised if this got tunneled soon...
RnR - October 30, 2008, 9:55 am,
its prolly only perfection & beauty becuz she lets you cop a feel... tssk.. you'll learn
Kung-Fu Devil - October 30, 2008, 10:17 am,
He tells you that's his girlfriend and you all believe him? Riiiight. Staying on topic, she looks like a bloke.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 30, 2008, 11:13 am,
You have to understand that we are more plagued with a**holes here than Europe was with the bubonic plague in 1348.
scott - October 30, 2008, 2:30 pm,
im just laughing at y'all cuz ur blind. shes got perfect everything. look where the hair ends that be ***bs lol. btw ***bs dont mean **** to me.
LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 2:34 pm,
Of course they don't mean anything to's "her" balls that mean everything to you.
pervo - October 30, 2008, 3:24 pm,
With so little ***bage how can we even be sure that's a chick?
scott - October 31, 2008, 12:56 am,
y'all just jealous cuz i get to lie next to that each night.
john - October 31, 2008, 3:35 am,
i'm not even kidding... i know that is one of the girls i slept with last month... you might need to have a talk with her scott
pervo - October 31, 2008, 5:35 am,
Poor Scott! You have to lie next to that all night, every night? Why don't you do like the rest of us and ask her to give you a quick bj in a toilet stall every afternoon?
pervo - October 31, 2008, 5:36 am,
Oh, and Scott, get yourself checked in your nearest VD clinic, okay? You don't know where that has been!
LogicDude - October 31, 2008, 8:53 am,
Scott - I know where its been - and yes, DO go and get yourself checked!
RnR - October 31, 2008, 10:38 am,
relex scott, you're fine.. its i VERY unlikely to catch a VD from just touching her t***. She's saving herself for your weddingnight right? Irrelevant that she's *done* half the campus already.
scott - October 31, 2008, 11:10 am,
well john where is she from and campus? shes 15!
pervo - October 31, 2008, 11:22 am,
Tell that to the judge, Scotty-botty!
scott - October 31, 2008, 11:23 am,
im 16 last time i checked its legal for me and her to date
RnR - October 31, 2008, 11:41 am,
just because something is legal, it does not mean it is not wrong
LogicDude - October 31, 2008, 12:05 pm,
No...I'm pretty sure every state has laws against interspecies copulation. Good thing your Mom never got caught with that Llama.
scott - October 31, 2008, 12:29 pm,
she is the most beautiful girl in the world and she is mine forever
Overlord Douchebag - October 31, 2008, 12:36 pm,
No she's not. Look at that nose, you could land a stealth bomber on that thing.
LogicDude - October 31, 2008, 12:46 pm,
I'm starting to think Scott got this pic of his sister from her MySpace page.
RnR - October 31, 2008, 12:54 pm,
in a way its endearing to see scott in love with something else then his hand... So hard to accept reality. So, it will be more fun when his heart gets broken when he sees her doing the rugby team. Then we can say: "told ya so"
Haz - October 31, 2008, 1:00 pm,
If by perfection and beauty you mean her mustache, then yeah. That thing's pretty nice.
scott - October 31, 2008, 1:14 pm,
we aint got a rugby team
scott - October 31, 2008, 1:16 pm,
she aint got a mustache
LogicDude - October 31, 2008, 1:31 pm,
Go back to school. "Denial" is not just a river in Egypt.
pervo - October 31, 2008, 3:11 pm,
He, Scott! Would you like to buy some real nudie pics of your "girlfriend"? Oral, a***, double penetration - I can provide it all. (But give me an hour if you want any b****** sh**s of her.)
pervo - October 31, 2008, 3:11 pm,
Sorry, Haz. Scotty is right - that's no moustache. She took this pic just after I had given her a Dirty Sanchez.
pervo - October 31, 2008, 3:13 pm,
Scotty at least is smarter than his girlfriend. He *knows* they don't have a rugby team. She didn't, when these 20 guys showed up on her doorstep one night.
Mr Logic - October 31, 2008, 3:14 pm,
Scott, has she shown you her p**** yet?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 4:08 pm,
Scott, if you made it this far, you've done two things: you've learned to never post your gal's pic here (for obvious reasons), and you've been officially hazed by motifake. Welcome aboard, man.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 4:10 pm,
As for the rest of you, holy flurking shnit! you all take the same suppositories laced with pcp just before your circle jerk, don't you?
Culos - October 31, 2008, 4:26 pm,
True as the MWLF comment may be, it would certainly not be this picture used for fapping. It has to be a woman at least......
Fatty - October 31, 2008, 4:55 pm,
On this day the 31st of October, two thousand and eight; Scott lost to the internets, never to be seen again. Your welcome back after your 18th Scott, untill then have fun with your titless moustache rides.
scott - October 31, 2008, 11:59 pm,
dude shes got like b or c ***bs. bre*** size dont matter to me.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 12:00 am,
...*b******moan**b******complain**rant* ::walks away:: ::nap::
pervo - November 1, 2008, 12:08 am,
Give it up, Scotty-totty! You can't win. Just spend a few years growing up (and perhaps sampling some real women) and then try again.
Culos - November 1, 2008, 3:58 am,
B or C ***bs, grades you obviously don't have in Math. Your an F, the not even a double A, LOL
Culos - November 1, 2008, 3:59 am,
they are, NOT the, don't know what happened there, thick fingers I guess
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 4:00 am,
What are you arguing about? This girl? Okay. She has an A cup with a padded bra on. Her eyebrows need to be shaped, she need some layers in her hair.. a better styled shirt and needs to learn how to apply makeup. There
Culos - November 1, 2008, 4:00 am,
and your was meant to be you're, I need to go to bed .....
Rakdos - November 1, 2008, 4:02 am,
Hey Porcelina, you forgot to mention how to fix that nose.....
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 4:05 am,
Yah, I noticed.. but then I would be hypocritical because I have a similar nose.. but the rest of my feature are pretty nice so you can't notice... so if this girl fixes everything else she'll be okay
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 4:06 am,
*a hypocrite
Culos - November 1, 2008, 4:08 am,
OK Porcelina, now we're just going to sit back and wait until your boyfriend posts your picture....LOL
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 8:20 am,
He won't have the chance; she already posts herself. Don't you know she's one of the Motifake Celebrities?
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 10:37 am,
Chya, get with the now, Culos
pervo - November 1, 2008, 12:56 pm,
Yeah, Culos. Like she would have a boyfriend!
scott - November 1, 2008, 5:22 pm,
she dont wear much make up. i dont let her. her hair is fine. shes got amazing eyes.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 5:30 pm,
**** brown?
energy - November 1, 2008, 5:32 pm,
you don't let her? f***, you should be extremely appreciative that any female even lets you talk to her.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 5:46 pm,
Energy made no sense.
Culos - November 1, 2008, 5:59 pm,
Wouldn't be the first time
energy - November 1, 2008, 6:15 pm,
ok, i'll type this slowly since you're not that quick... 1. scott said he wouldn't let her wear makeup. 2. i said he should be glad she acknowledges his existence.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 6:49 pm,
you should be extremely appreciative that any female even lets you talk to her. That made no sense, douchebag. And why the f*** would you 'type slowly' it makes it on the computer the same way, anyways
Overlord Douchebag - November 1, 2008, 6:51 pm,
Hey. Hey. I'm the only Douchebag around here. Energy's just a punk b****.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 6:56 pm,
Eh, punk b**** would be a compliment... because some people consider me a ''punk'' and I am a b****. Let's think of a different insult.. how about... cum guzzling horse f***er?
energy - November 1, 2008, 7:01 pm,
wow... porcelina, take a second and think about it. since you seriously don't get it, i'm not going to rip on you. until you do. then you can go make me a sandwich.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 7:09 pm,
Maybe in your little mind it makes sense. God made me a cannibal to fix problems like you.
pervo - November 1, 2008, 7:50 pm,
Has anyone noticed that Scott's "girlfriend" looks like P, except for the nose and ***bage?
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 9:31 pm,
The ***bs and nose is the only thing that is even remotely similar. I'm also almost positive that you and the few that I make feel miniscule are the only ones who would agree
LogicDude - November 1, 2008, 9:34 pm,
p***o you are treading on holy ground...Porcelina is a founding member of the Motifake Nun Order. Don't make her hit you with her ICP CD case!
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 9:41 pm,
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 9:42 pm,
How does this have 70 comments and 7 votes?
pervo - November 1, 2008, 11:20 pm,
As a Motifake the poster is crap and not worth the effort to vote on it (waaaay too many mouse clicks). But Scotty-botty's relentless defence of the beauty of his alleged girlfriend renders him a marvellous object of ridicule.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 2, 2008, 1:01 am,
Someday when you are fourteen, you might meet a real live girl in person. If you can hide your bon** long enough to ask her out, then you can start developing too-high standards of beauty. Until then, don't trash the girl. She's cute, for chrissakes.
scott - November 2, 2008, 1:26 pm,
hey im 16 and she is moning in with me. and her eyes change colour.
scott - November 2, 2008, 1:28 pm,
and ICP can suck my left nut
energy - November 2, 2008, 1:55 pm,
wow, scotty, way to stick with it. your persistence of supporting this girl approaches stalker levels. for her safety, i hope she IS your girlfriend.
Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 7:04 pm,
Keep talking your ****, Scotty and you will lose your supposed left nut.
energy - November 2, 2008, 8:27 pm,
well, in scott's defense, ICP is just about the worst excuse for "musicians" there is. "oooh, i'm a scary clown & can't sing..." ridiculous!
Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 8:29 pm,
It's supposed to be comedic
energy - November 2, 2008, 9:06 pm,
really? i was laughing AT them, not WITH them... hey... wait... we're getting off topic here! we're supposed to be talking about scott's "girlfriend" and her huge wang.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 2, 2008, 10:14 pm,
You never can predict when a poster will become comment central. If you try it, it doesn't, and if you just put it up, bang!!
scott - November 2, 2008, 11:34 pm,
listen to real music like lamb of god and disturbed. she is beautiful so stfu.
Overlord Douchebag - November 2, 2008, 11:40 pm,
That's not real music. That's music for little fags to listen to and pretend they're hardcore and ****. Scott, go see RONSART for your Card. It looks like you'll be needing it.
energy - November 2, 2008, 11:42 pm,
you think lamb of god is good music & you think she's beautiful... that's 2 of your 5 senses that's gone to ****. i was wondering... how often does she teabag you?
scott - November 2, 2008, 11:50 pm,
stfu she aint got a ***k lol. but she s******s.
Overlord Douchebag - November 3, 2008, 12:05 am,
She's either a man, or incredibly Jewish. Again, look at that nose.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 12:49 am,
Overlord, stop picking on the good Rabbi! ( sorry, had to be said, and now I'm almost guilty enough to not click the 'post comment' b***on...almost)
Shtoink - November 3, 2008, 1:29 am,
where do you live that your parents let you 2 sleep together?! and ive seen worse, but still... energy is a f***tard. and the song from eurotrip pops in my head (scotty doesnt know) and why would you think your teeneage sweetheart is goig to be with yo
Shtoink - November 3, 2008, 1:31 am,
you forever? how can a 15 and 16 yr old move intogether?! maybe this is scotty's female "alter ego" and the moving in part is him getting the "change"? anyway i need to check this place at home so i can get some work done on mondays :( and i voted! 3
Shtoink - November 3, 2008, 1:31 am,
3 for balls posting it, but not anymore for not being more
RnR - November 3, 2008, 4:57 am,
ah, this all brings back memories of the good old days: usenet flamewars galore :)
pervo - November 3, 2008, 5:49 am,
Well, we'll need over 60 additional comments to make this the most-commented-upon poster on Motifake, so the floor is all yours, Rnr! Bring out the flame thrower!
RnR - November 3, 2008, 8:46 am,
cheers, unfortunately, there are only so much denigrating things i can think off without trying. Dunno if i want to spend the energy on it.
RnR - November 3, 2008, 8:50 am,
in any case, imagine scotts face when she turns out to have a bun in the oven, and it then has a racial feature that differs greatly from scott. Or looks like the headmaster...
RnR - November 3, 2008, 8:52 am,
oh, scott, the only way to make her truly yours forever, is to lock her in the basement and later dispose of the body in a place only know to you. But meanwhile you can keep her till the body goes all rank, smelly and mushy
energy - November 3, 2008, 8:55 am,
i think she might already be at that point.
RnR - November 3, 2008, 8:56 am,
reading back... her eyes change colour? Do you mean they go yellow and she gets hairy every full moon? In that case people might start looking for scotts body in a few weeks... In any case, whadda you call a female (were)wolf? The same as a dog: a b****
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 9:30 am,
Silly Motifakers, Scott said they're moving in together. That's not uncommon - I shared a room with my brother when I was growing up too.
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 9:48 am,
Imagine his face when she has a bun in the oven? I was trying to picture his expression when finally gets south and feels something hard
Fatty - November 3, 2008, 11:24 am,
I just wanted to be the 100th comment on this piece of ****...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 11:26 am,
Scott, has she seen this? If I were you I would keep motifake and this poster my dirty little secret.
Narutarded - November 3, 2008, 11:46 am,
Okay, time for me to chime in. Scott, head for the emergency room. I say this because your seeing eye dog should have severely mauled you for even talking to this hairy-chested freak.
Narutarded - November 3, 2008, 11:50 am,
Also, learn to like a*** ***. "She" will enjoy stuffing your tight, young a** while you try to convince yourself that shaft isn't hers.
Narutarded - November 3, 2008, 11:53 am,
And finally, I must say that I am disappointed that you couldn't muster up the courage to ask a human female on a date. Who knows, she might have been retarded enough to say yes.
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 3:23 pm,
Wasn't another pic of this posted here:! I hate duplicate postings!
scott - November 3, 2008, 5:09 pm,
her eyes change with the mood shes in. also we are getting married asap.
Overlord Douchebag - November 3, 2008, 5:18 pm,
You know 'her' name is Tim, right? 'She' told you that much, didn't you?
Overlord Douchebag - November 3, 2008, 5:18 pm,
There should be a 'she' instead of that last 'you'. Mistake amended. Have at 'im, chaps.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 5:25 pm,
Scott, her eyes don't change. No one's eyes change. The lighting might change from sunlight to flourescent to incandescent, but her eyes do not actually change. Oh my head hurts sooo much!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!|!!!!!!!
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 5:43 pm,
My eyes change color. It varies between green, blue and gray
pro - November 3, 2008, 6:17 pm,
"Flourescent", MWLF? Really? I've just been looking at a pile of flour in the dark, but it ain't glowin'!
pervo - November 3, 2008, 6:18 pm,
Scott's "girlfriend's" eyes vary in color from ****-brown to piss-amber.
scott - November 3, 2008, 9:26 pm,
most of the time they are a glassy grey blue is colour but sometimes green
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 10:23 pm,
D'Oh! Sorry, it was supposed to be fluorescent. Good catch, Pro. My omniscience is on the fritz again. I'll have to call Roto-Deity to get it cleared up.
Shtoink - November 4, 2008, 12:47 am,
well i think scott has gottenover the initial shock of our rejection of Tim. hes actually just answering some questions now. he must be in the acceptance phase now
God - November 4, 2008, 12:55 am,
lol.. This poster is still being commented on? Dude. The girl is a f***ing DOG.. get over it.
energy - November 4, 2008, 1:05 am,
well, we haven't seen scott yet. the dude in the pic may be a good score for scott.
Culos - November 4, 2008, 3:57 am,
With the stamina Scott has shown and the fact that we don't stop commenting, I guess we owe it to him to be able to redeem himself. If this flat chested boy with a mustache really is his girlfriend he should be able to show us more pictures on which she m
Culos - November 4, 2008, 3:57 am,
*>on which she might be shown in a more flattering fashion. So: Scott, are you up to the challenge? Picasa/Hyves/Facebook/Myspace/ImageBam, the Internet is yours to use....
pervo - November 4, 2008, 5:54 pm,
Scotty-botty! Why are you so quiet? Don't tell me you've exited the internet?
Porcelina - November 4, 2008, 5:59 pm,
Man, how ****ty do you think Scott would feel if I stole her xD
scott - November 4, 2008, 11:20 pm,
some people have school and work. she aint flat and i have pics that i cant post that prove it. how cant u guys see the beauty in her? look at that smile those eyes. im gonna spend the rest of forever with her.
Overlord Douchebag - November 4, 2008, 11:35 pm,
Yes, I'm sure you and Tim will have a wonderful life together. Because you like p****.
energy - November 4, 2008, 11:36 pm,
sounds like a perfect conspiracy theory to me. you know... i can sue you for what you just said. it made me laugh so hard i could have hurt myself!
Overlord Douchebag - November 4, 2008, 11:46 pm,
Yeah, try to sue your Overlord. I'd just rain down a hellstorm of molten lead on your house.
pervo - November 4, 2008, 11:48 pm,
Come on, Scotty-dotty! Put your money where your mouth is (no, I don't mean around Tim's p****! eww!)! Post some of those pictures or STFU!
energy - November 5, 2008, 12:06 am,
i meant sue scott. you posted while i was typing.
energy - November 5, 2008, 12:07 am,
ok, scott... if she's your girlfriend, make another poster with a different pic of her. it doesn't have to be n**e or anything, just a regular pic. if she's really yours, that is.
scott - November 5, 2008, 12:28 am,
to the request of energy i just posted 2 more. they will be approved shortly
scott - November 5, 2008, 12:40 am,
2 are up one more soon to prove she aint flat
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 12:42 am,
You sure are proud of your boyfriend, Scott.
scott - November 5, 2008, 12:46 am,
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 5, 2008, 1:16 am,
I think Scott is his own girlfriend! There is no Scott!!
pervo - November 5, 2008, 4:24 am,
Indeed! We have proof, too. See one of the other posters with Timmmmaaaayyy on it.
Charles - November 5, 2008, 7:21 pm,
Wow I see what you folks get up to when some of us are working and sleeping!
Charles - November 5, 2008, 7:22 pm,
Rule #1 which gets broken wayyyyyyyy too often is: Never post a pic of yourself (or your friends/loved ones) online.
Come on... - November 7, 2008, 3:50 pm,
this is total bait and you all fell for it. FISHED IN!!!!
pervo - November 9, 2008, 9:33 pm,
Come on, folks! Only 17 more comments and this will be the most commented upon poster! We can do it!
... - November 9, 2008, 9:40 pm,
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 9, 2008, 11:16 pm,
I will add to this childish pursuit of most comments because it is the kind of childish insanity I can get behind, however, I have already stated elsewhere that Scott has been through enough singling out --
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 9, 2008, 11:18 pm,
-- for ridicule, has most likely learned his lesson about you tools ( sigh, although i don't think he has, as he insists on commenting and posting even more, whatever) so I will not add to that aspect.
RnR - November 10, 2008, 7:37 am,
“There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig.”
pervo - November 10, 2008, 12:02 pm,
There are two kinds of girlfriends in the world: those with ***bs and those with a p****.
scott - November 10, 2008, 6:25 pm,
she aint got a f***in' p****!
Overlord Douchebag - November 10, 2008, 7:07 pm,
Well, we said he had a p****. I don't know about a f***ing p****.
scott - November 10, 2008, 8:06 pm,
this girl can be a d*** model. shes h**ter than any other model i ever saw
Johnny - November 10, 2008, 8:25 pm,
Maybe if we had a better ph**o of her we could see what you see in her Scott.
Porcelina - November 10, 2008, 8:35 pm,
Maybe a model for BEFORE plastic surgery
pervo - November 10, 2008, 9:09 pm,
"she aint got a f***in' p****!" -> you mean she has a limp ***k too?
pervo - November 10, 2008, 9:09 pm,
"shes h**ter than any other model i ever saw" -> that explains it! poor scotty went legally blind at the tender age of 3!
Porcelina - November 10, 2008, 9:16 pm,
Please don't ruin this, p***o.
energy - November 10, 2008, 9:19 pm,
i think it's about time we cut scott some slack. he's got balls for hanging tough this whole time. and hopefully learned a lesson about posting pics.
Porcelina - November 10, 2008, 9:21 pm,
Same with you, 'energy'. stfu. I'm getting sick of some of you.
energy - November 10, 2008, 9:32 pm,
lol... scott's choice of mate doesn't even come close to the winner of a mate you have (28448). everybody's been cool with you, scott deserves some respect, too.
Overlord Douchebag - November 10, 2008, 9:41 pm,
You're g** for Scott, aren't you, energy. You haven't earned anyone's respect, either, don't tell us who does and who doesn't earn or deserve it.
Porcelina - November 10, 2008, 9:44 pm,
Just like everyone else here, Scott needs to EARN my respect. How to earn my respect? Post intelligent comments (where p***o seems to dependably fail.) Post funny posters (not always necessary). a**ist with the site in some way by warding off dip ****s or
Porcelina - November 10, 2008, 9:44 pm,
or posting suggestions for the admins on the forum, and not saying **** that will piss me off. I don't remember what you personally did, Energy, to make me not like you right now.. but it's still not too late to redeem yourself. Scott, however, hasn't don
Porcelina, again! You love me. - November 10, 2008, 9:45 pm,
...Scott, however, hasn't done **** for this site but pollute it with this swamp creature.
Porcelina - November 10, 2008, 9:46 pm,
Also, don't say **** about my boyfriend just because he's h**ter than yours.
energy - November 10, 2008, 9:52 pm,
i love you.
Porcelina - November 10, 2008, 9:54 pm,
You may join the Porcelina {Satanic Nun of Motifake} Fan Club, if you desire, but your love and lust is showing no signs of redemption.
Overlord Douchebag - November 10, 2008, 9:58 pm,
It should be noted that no matter what fan club you join, said clubs are just divisions of my Motifake-centralized minions.
Porcelina - November 10, 2008, 9:59 pm,
.... Maybe. We'll have a battle of either rock, papers, scissors or connect four for them. Which do you choose.
energy - November 10, 2008, 10:00 pm,
i'd like to see you scissor with scott's gf.
Porcelina - November 10, 2008, 10:01 pm,
Scissoring... doesn't that involve two v*****'s? What is it when it's a v***** and a p****? I don't want to touch his p****.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 10, 2008, 11:27 pm,
Please stop mentioning scissor and p**** in the same sentence. I mean it. It makes me curl up in a ball and wince.
RnR - November 11, 2008, 7:01 am,
djee, there is a lot i wanted to say, but i'll shorten it considerably... in the end you'll ALL die, mwoohahahaha
pervo - November 11, 2008, 12:14 pm,
We've done it guys!!! The most commented upon poster! A round of self-congratulatory masturbation for the entire bar!
Overlord Douchebag - November 11, 2008, 12:47 pm,
Go kill yourself, p***o.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 11, 2008, 1:22 pm,
The thrill is gone.
pervo - November 11, 2008, 2:04 pm,
Okay, let's grant Scotty-potty the last word!
Porcelina - November 11, 2008, 2:26 pm,
You're still not funny or witty, p***o... and no.. and I REALLY don't give two ****s on what poster has the most comments.
pervo - November 11, 2008, 3:27 pm,
Coming from you, P, that's an endorsement. (Two periods in one month, eh? What are the odds?)
Culos - November 11, 2008, 3:29 pm,
p***o, supposing that your balls dropped already and that you can find your little ***k, why don't you ga and sit in some dark corner and jerk off till you're unconscious. It's probably the best *** you'll ever have in your life and at the same time you d
Culos - November 11, 2008, 3:30 pm,
*you don't bother us no more OK!
The Chief Viceroy - November 11, 2008, 3:34 pm,
I would bang it like a Chinese drum!!!
scott - November 11, 2008, 10:26 pm,
i have done more than these few posters. i got a lot more. and is this really the most commented? w00t lol.
Suh-weet - November 15, 2008, 9:56 am,
Tee hee!
Yoda - November 15, 2008, 10:12 am,
On this picture comment I.
scott - December 9, 2008, 7:55 pm,
what y'all aint got nuttin more to say?
Elder God Douchebag - December 9, 2008, 8:07 pm,
Yes. You're a moron for trying to post anonymously in the forums, and you're a closet homo***ual.
LogicDude - December 9, 2008, 9:06 pm,
I thought you killed scott? Dammit EGD! I paid good souls to use your infernal machine and I expect results. I have a receipt and I WILL ask for a refund!
Elder God Douchebag - December 9, 2008, 9:09 pm,
EGD, Inc. won't be held accountable for promises you a**umed I made. We WILL be held accountable for the Big f***ing Meteor that lands on your house, though.
wow - December 28, 2008, 1:05 am,
this b**** is hideous!
Bob - January 3, 2009, 11:54 am,
What kind of man would touch a woman that cant even keep her room clean?!
Damien - January 4, 2009, 9:14 pm,
flat chest. big a** nose. Jail bait. And not the good kind
Panda - January 10, 2009, 4:22 pm,
the epic ***bs girl.. Now there is a example of perfection and beauty
lolman - January 18, 2009, 10:31 pm,
Ewwww.. It's times like this that the phrase "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" springs to mind...
Elder God Douchebag - January 18, 2009, 10:53 pm,
More like "Eye of the beer-holder".
Mally - February 1, 2009, 6:41 pm,
Claim she is ugly, to hide the fact you got not chance to loose your viginity to her
Porcelina - February 1, 2009, 7:22 pm,
UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY. Mally, just because you're hideous doesn't make us. Sorry
Mally - February 1, 2009, 8:46 pm,
Awww. i didnt say you where ugly. but im guessing i hit a nerve
scott - February 5, 2009, 6:40 pm,
she is beautiful f*** u guys
Elder God Douchebag - February 5, 2009, 6:43 pm,
I'm sure you think he's beautiful, but honestly, you don't have to defend your boyfriend anymore. We get it. You like dudes. Everyone knows, nobody cares. Get your pants out of a knot over it.
Mark - February 5, 2009, 6:43 pm,
You tell 'em scott. That's the way to defend your poster. How is your sister anyway?
scott - February 5, 2009, 7:01 pm,
y'all are just jealous
Mark - February 5, 2009, 7:04 pm,
Way to go scott! A snappy come back! Can't argue with that.
Porcelina - February 6, 2009, 7:20 pm,
Hey Scott, if you just calm down I'll give you some biscuits for your dog... or ''girlfriend''.. whatever it is.
Renee Pussman - February 10, 2009, 11:37 am,
Yeah dude, quit posting pics of your average looking "girlfriend." It makes you look like a faggot.
Danny - February 10, 2009, 3:24 pm, old is Scott anyway? I bet "she" is his first girlfriend, and now he's got a bad case of the show-and-tell-disease. I remember having it when I was a kid and got a new Transformer for my birthday. "I have a Transformer! I have a Transfoooormer!"
LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 3:34 pm,
ROFL @ Danny!!! Transfoooooooormer!!!
Andy T - February 17, 2009, 11:44 am,
Aside from the lack of aesthetics, note that the b**** hasn't picked **** up! f***ing Messy.
Kevsha - May 5, 2009, 12:38 pm,
I think not. 1. i have seen way h**ter walking out of layne bryant 2. she is not in the kitchen making anyone a sammich 3. she has a top on and 4. she can't even clean. you aren't the first person in the world to have a Girlfriend, get the f*** over it
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 5, 2009, 1:28 pm,
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. What? I'm just trying to speak her language.
HHAA - July 30, 2009, 3:01 pm,
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