Chuck would rip off his peaches and make him eat them. He might even let him wash'em down with a Belgian beer - or is that just more punishment?
john doe - October 30, 2008, 3:16 pm,
wtf is the deal wit chuck norris all of a sudden,the dude is a f***ing chump.wtf has he done in the last 10 years huh?...least van damme still makes movies,albeit direct to dvd.secondly,van damme acually faught in tourneys,wit a 18-1 record,wit 18 ko's...
LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 3:28 pm,
Chuck Norris' fight record is estimated to be 183-10-2; he starred in movies from 1968 (when VD was 8 y. o.) thru 2005; and can make the Kessel Run in less than 10 parsecs. * All TRUE *
john doe - October 30, 2008, 4:52 pm,
ok,i did not know that about ole chucky.but think about bro,van damme has mad power and strengh,norris prolly does to,but not like van damme,one well placed kick and or punch from van damme,and its all over.
shadowsunn - October 30, 2008, 8:07 pm,
i lol'd at LogicDude, the kessel run LOL
john doe - October 31, 2008, 1:52 am,
you know,i got to thinking...there are much better MA actors out there.jet li,jackie chan,tony ja...hmmm tony ja...now him and norris,who wins?,lmao.
LogicDude - October 31, 2008, 8:57 am,
Jackie Chan is a great actor, but Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
RnR - October 31, 2008, 10:46 am,
JC is ok, despite too much coke. I trained with him way back in the old days in Brussels when he was not even 20 y/o. Even then he already had a nice, flowing style. Not necessessairily good or powerfull, but nice & flowing.
LogicDude - October 31, 2008, 12:01 pm,
HOLY COW RnR! You trained with Jesus Christ!?!?
RnR - October 31, 2008, 12:49 pm,
yes with JC(MfB) while for the other JC(SonOfG.), i was a bit late to prevent the crucifiction, that is why i still roam the earth for nearly 2000 years, am i bit tired now. But watching the bubonic plague was fun :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 4:11 pm,
Yeah, but it was hard to get a good steak.
john doe - November 2, 2008, 11:51 pm,
WOW...went from chuck talk to christ talk,lmao....i just have one question ok....wut is with the sudden popularity with chuck norris,i really dont get it.his movies suck,and as a his karate is weak.is it cuz,he's really the only american martial arts acto
john doe - November 2, 2008, 11:52 pm,
d*** typos...take out "and","as" please,ty.should just say,"his karate is weak".
GoForthAndDie - November 3, 2008, 12:41 am,
The Chuck Norris thing isn't new. In fact, it's very old (by interweb standards), and very stupid.
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 10:05 am,
GoForthAndDie: Please go forth and die.
JCVD - December 7, 2008, 12:32 am,
Got his a** handed to him by a couple of bikers in a bar. Google it beyatches.