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No LIVING person's likeness can appear on a US Postage stamp. (Tell your kids, so they won't be expecting anything, this Xmas.)


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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 24, 2008, 3:10 am,
Everyone knows that Santa is technically undead. After 'dying' in Turkey, he made his way through Europe, trying to escape the secret society who try to hunt down wizards who've ensorcelled themselves into immortality--
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 24, 2008, 3:14 am,
-- and finally wound up in Finland, where he was given refuge by Anja Kuusi, a local girl who took pity on him. They eventually married and traveled north to the north magnetic pole, where he was able to perform more powerful magic to keep them alive for
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 24, 2008, 3:15 am,
--many centuries. Besides which, his likeness is used without permission by the US Postal Service.
Anonymous - November 25, 2008, 8:11 pm,
Well, since Santa is loosely based on St. Nicholas, a Bishop of Myra from the 4th century, I'm pretty sure that St. Nicholas is dead, unless he's like Connor MacLeod.
Razor Eddie - November 25, 2008, 11:18 pm,
He is. That's why there's no Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy anymore. Because, in the end, there can be only one.
SoSorry - April 15, 2009, 11:54 pm,
Too bad the proof is wrong, anyone can print custom postage stamps with their own pics these days & that's a custom stamp.
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