As a recent Dad of a 27 day old son myself, I concur. But this is supposed to DE-motivate. So, start with these words, save the Placenta! It makes a lovely stew.
Elwood - November 26, 2008, 1:00 am,
Congratulations on your new son! May he grow up healthy and stong, and act just like you.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 3:18 am,
You also need to bring onions, carrots, celery, peppers, oregano, and potatoes with you to the hospital. Mmmmmmm, stew!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 3:19 am,
Congrats, BuzzBomb! As a newish dad myself, I know you're in for the time of your life.
shtoink - November 26, 2008, 4:06 am,
they dont HAVE to be demotivational, youll just catch crap for the nice ones :P and Gratz! i have a 7mo old now, and im still feeling the elation
Awww! Violin music, please! - November 26, 2008, 4:28 am,
"Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad." (W.C. Fields)
BuZZbomb - November 26, 2008, 9:55 am,
Thank you all for the sentiment and congrats back to MWLF. One question, I thought females were the only ones to get all mushy over babies?
Culos - November 26, 2008, 10:03 am,
Wrong, only 'Machos' pretend not to give a f*** but we're all pussies inside. Congrats from Holland! (and I hav 4, 2 of each).
Awww! Violin music, please! - November 26, 2008, 11:53 am,
That doesn't mean you have to be all mushy and faggoty about it in public. Ewww!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 2:41 pm,
Well, 'violin music', perhaps your mommy and daddy haven't had the 'grown up talk' with you yet, but one cannot father children by being either mushy or faggoty, one has to be rock hard and hetero and have *** with a woman.
BuZZbomb - November 26, 2008, 4:58 pm,
d***! Slap that little b**** with your baby making pole!
ryan fucking seippel - November 26, 2008, 9:59 pm,
f*** YOU ALL WITH YOUR f***ING COMMENTS. THIS IS GOING TO BE MY ONLY CHILD SO WHY DON'T YOU ALL GO f*** YOURSELFS. i WAS HAPPY AND I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE ONE TO HAVE LATER ON DOWN THE ROAD!
energy - November 26, 2008, 10:08 pm,
it's not going to be your only child. i made a deposit in your wife a few days after this little bastard popped out, so you should have #2 in about 9 months.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 1:36 am,
Ryan, if you made this poster (it's uncredited, so I can't tell) and if you read the comments, you'll see a bunch of dads discussing how awesome it is to be a dad, and then a few jokes. Calm down, we're not here to hurt you. The feeling is --
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 1:38 am,
-indescribable when you have a kid. Myself, Shtoink, and BuzzBomb concur on this. There's no flame here, just a few jokes. C'mon, placenta stew is a funny notion. And ignore energy, he doesn't know what happens after a woman gives birth.
Awww! Violin music, please! - November 27, 2008, 4:38 am,
Learned your lesson then, Mr "Cryan f***ing baby"? Don't post pictures of real-life (alleged) girlfriends, babies, etc. on this site and expect everybody to rejoice with you.
Awww! Violin music, please! - November 27, 2008, 4:39 am,
And what do you mean, you thought you'd make a baby now to have later on down the road? Are you really planning to eat this baby? And at a truck stop? Someone call 911!
BuZZbomb - November 27, 2008, 11:52 am,
MWLF is dead on target. If, Ryan, you are the creator of this one, and are familiar with the sites premise, then you should have expected something. If this was for your OWN use then you should've just Right Clicked and saved, NOT submitted. Once in th
BuZZbomb - November 27, 2008, 11:53 am,
**in the open, it's fair game for all. If it makes you feel better, it's a cute kid. And to MWLF, try this: http://www.twilightheadquarters.com/placenta.html
BuZZbomb - November 27, 2008, 11:55 am,
Hey Awww Violin! F-N amsome about eating the baby! HA!
Awww! Violin music, please! - November 27, 2008, 1:05 pm,
Thank you, Mr or Mrs BuZZbomb! One does try.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 7:15 pm,
BuZZbomb, that is one weird page you sent me to. I can hardly believe it, and I believe some weird ****, too. I didn't know how to even react. It looks real. Amazing!
BuZZbomb - November 27, 2008, 11:57 pm,
Believe it. The ****s real!
Awww,- it's Mr. & you're welcome.