Dearest Comrade Mathew ... you're going to love our little thing called socialized medicine. But I should warn you, son ... we've done something unusual to bacon .... Rumor has it that only the upper echelon of the Canadian Party knows why.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 11, 2008, 11:59 pm,
Is that why Parliament was dissolved, because someone was about to crack the Canadian bacon mystery? Or did they finally find an unswept street?
LogicDude - December 12, 2008, 9:09 am,
Shut UP MWLF! Don't tell the secret! Jeeeeeez!
Sean - December 12, 2008, 11:50 am,
Oh, way to go, Motifake Wit Blabberation Front. "Jeeeeeez!" is right. Sheesh.
Cubbybear - December 12, 2008, 11:59 am,
I'm gonna hide in my hole now...thanks guys
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 12, 2008, 12:06 pm,
YOU FILTHY CANADIAN BASTARDS! YOU CLEAN YOUR STREETS WITH BACON, DON'T YOU?? *sob* makeitgoaway,makeitgoaway,makeitgoaway...
Sean - December 12, 2008, 12:09 pm,
* gasp *
mallen - January 17, 2009, 4:24 am,
right behind you
Sauce? - January 17, 2009, 2:46 pm,
There goes my TDYs ; ;
Count von Tofurkey - March 9, 2009, 11:29 pm,
yeah, move to Canada AFTER the worst presidency in U.S. history? Like that makes any sense. Look up the word "dolt" the dictionary to see your own picture.
Mark - March 9, 2009, 11:37 pm,
Liar, Liar, pants on fire. There is no picture of a "dolt" in the dictionary. It merely says that it's a noun and means "a stupid fellow." But we can figure that out from your comment. The worst presidency in US history just began. Want more Kool-Aid?
Elder God Douchebag - March 9, 2009, 11:42 pm,
Mark..This is an intervention. You've been stuck on Kool-Aid for so long..You're only hurting yourself. Please, for the people who care, myself excluded..Get off the Kool-Aid.
Mark - March 9, 2009, 11:46 pm,
Am I redundantly repeating myself over and over again? I just can't stop. I've been going to group counselling but it doesn't seem to work. During the breaks they serve chocolate chips cookies and....wait for it....Liberal Kool-Aid!!!
Elder God Douchebag - March 9, 2009, 11:48 pm,
I knew it..He'd addicted to Kool-Aid...That's it, someone restrain him. Mark, you're going cold turkey.
Mark - March 9, 2009, 11:54 pm,
Mmmmm....Turkey. Cold or h** it doesn't make a difference. I love turkey, with a little mayonaise, lettuce, and chopped onion. It's best on rye and then washed down with gra** Kool-Aid.