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NOSY COPS

Tell him, "It's NONE of your Goddamned business!" (Then BELCH, loudly.)

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AcidicKarma - June 30, 2009, 8:40 am,
And then go to jail, Brillant!!!
Jmac0585 - June 30, 2009, 9:50 am,
Every cop I know has told me the standard answer is two beers. One beer is obviously too few to cause you be swerving all over the road, and three makes you sound too stupid to not drink too much before driving. So the answer is two or "a couple."
knowitall - July 20, 2009, 5:29 pm,
the answer is alway zero, then if you pass the field sobriety test there is no evidence to charge you with dui and you can then drive off on your merry way. ALWAYS refuse breathalizer, you go to jail charged with DUI, then you get out of it in court
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