Chuck Norris once met MacGuyver. MacGyver had a sock, two paper clips, a bottle of hand lotion, and some duct ***e, and Chuck complimented MacGyver on his nuclear bomb materials.
LogicDude - December 21, 2008, 7:58 pm,
And then he punched MacGuyver in the gut so hard he coughed his heart out. Chuck then used MacGuyver's heart as a casing for the nuclear device...and ate it. He had mild indigestion for about 30 minutes.