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Scorpio7 - February 6, 2009, 7:05 pm,
5 Lions. A truly excellent poster creation.
Mark - February 7, 2009, 6:38 pm,
Scorpio7 - Thank You. Jody is not one of my favorite people. He has no business being in charge of a major police department. I'm working on a poster about how Chicago Police Headquarters was recently burglarized.
Scorpio7 - February 7, 2009, 9:33 pm,
Mark - Just remember that Chicago Police officers are the BEST money can buy. I know. I used to live in Schiller Park.
Mark - February 8, 2009, 11:26 am,
Scorpio7 - They are worth 5 times what they are paid, as are most Police Officers. That comment about "the BEST money can buy" is uncalled for. Bribing a cop in Chicago stopped at least 30 years ago. Try it now and you have a 98% sh** of going to jail.
Culos - February 8, 2009, 11:29 am,
Mark, in this particular case remember: "Too many freaks, not enough circuses". Your reacting to an ueber-Timmie.
Culos - February 8, 2009, 11:30 am,
Mark - February 8, 2009, 11:46 am,
Culos - I tend to get sucked into a lot of discussions like that. I just hate leaving crap hanging in the air without reb***al for all to see. Thanks for the reminder though.
LogicDude - February 8, 2009, 3:24 pm,
Timmy7 can't even compose proper sentences much less a humorous comment. He'll always tries to tell you about how he already "knew" it (or read about it in Wikipedia). Too bad the ADA keeps us from booting him...gotta be nice to the Timmies!!!
Mark - March 3, 2009, 4:29 pm,
It turns out that the 14 year old has been in custody for the past month. Now that he's out, the media is reporting that he actually drove the police car, had a foot chase during which he caught an Auto Thief, and wrote several tickets. A pretty good day.
Mark - March 3, 2009, 4:31 pm,
The sad part is that what the kid did in the five hours on the street in the 003rd District made him the highest producer on that watch that day. Jody has now called in the Secret Service to secure our police stations.
Dr. Doom comment - March 3, 2009, 5:40 pm,
Sad part is, you still are 200 pounds over the recomended wieght for you're age.
Dr. Doom comment - March 3, 2009, 5:40 pm,
Sad part is, you still are 200 pounds over the recomended wieght for you're age.
Mark - March 3, 2009, 7:09 pm,
Welcome back Dr. Timmy. I've missed you. No...if age were the criteria for weight I'd be 900 lbs. Have cleaned up all of thatmold under the rock you crawled out from under? (Please read the above twice if you didn't understand it the first time.)
Mark - March 10, 2009, 1:05 am,
The Chicago City Council's Police committee met recently and had a 30 minute discussion on how the back door of the police station malfunctioned. They voted for new computerized locks until they saw the picture of a trash can holding the door open.
Mark - March 13, 2009, 10:06 pm,
Hey! Here's another!
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