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Tara - July 5, 2008, 6:17 pm,
As was said in the seventies : IT IS MY BODY, NOT YOURS.
g - July 22, 2008, 5:54 am,
The best thing to happen to america, lets hope the powes that be dont pollute his mind and tactics
RnR - July 22, 2008, 7:03 am,
dont hope too much.. he'll be gunned down in the weeks around the final election date :S
yer mom - September 1, 2008, 8:54 am,
Obama is the f***ing ****! Lifelong grassroots organizer and has never served on the board of Mall-Wart or any other major corporation because he's not an overly-politicized SELLOUT who cares about the ideals of this country instead of only worrying abou
yer mom - September 1, 2008, 8:55 am,
about his own rich a**- unlike any other politician! Well, except for Nader and Kucennich, but Obama is electable. Which is nice.
RnR - September 1, 2008, 9:06 am,
let me repeat myself: dont hope too much.. he'll be gunned down in the weeks around the final election date. And not only that.. GWB will invoke NSPD 51
Chiyoko - November 4, 2008, 11:44 pm,
Sure he might be great, if he wasn't a socialist bastard.
Overlord Douchebag - November 4, 2008, 11:45 pm,
Aww, look at Chiyoko b**** and moan like a little kid. Ain't that cute.
Chiyoko - November 4, 2008, 11:51 pm,
Actually, there was no b****ing or moaning, there was a personal opinion shared by a lot of people
Overlord Douchebag - November 4, 2008, 11:56 pm,
Yes. Old, white people who happen to be scared of something new. Old White Bastard lost, kiddies. Deal with it.
Laura - November 4, 2008, 11:59 pm,
Because it's not possible for someone to not want a socialist president? I know I didn't, it's just a step away from communism.
Sean - November 5, 2008, 12:02 am,
My parents are old white people ... talk about annoying ... and crack a f***in' dictionary you idiots who don't know what the word "socialist" means. State ownership of the means of production. (Oh, and it does not mean egalitarianism.)
Allison - November 5, 2008, 12:02 am,
I agree with the other girls, our country is screwed. And I'm not white,
Sean - November 5, 2008, 12:03 am,
What Bush has f***ed cannot be un-f***ed?!? Is that it?
Lynn - November 5, 2008, 12:04 am,
Not by this guy,
Jericho - November 5, 2008, 12:06 am,
Now that he's won, it's time for Ryu and I to move to Ireland. Socialism isn't our thing.
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 12:08 am,
Keep b****ing, kids. Obama's the next President.
Sean - November 5, 2008, 12:08 am,
You'll find more of it in Ireland than you will in the U.S., unless you're strolling down Wall Street. But let go fo the Fox Talking points, already, there's funny to be made here.
Chiyoko - November 5, 2008, 12:09 am,
Ireland sounds like a great idea ... someplace like Athlone, that would be nice
pro - November 5, 2008, 12:09 am,
Fortunately, only 48% of Americans are uneducated, anti-intellectual, historically ignorant hicks with imaginary friends! Gobama!
energy - November 5, 2008, 12:11 am,
ok... ok... the election's over... shut the f*** up about it!
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 12:11 am,
Besides, the kids that don't like it, I do hope they move. One less dumbf*** in the country.
Sean - November 5, 2008, 12:12 am,
uhhmmm, I will if they will ....
pro - November 5, 2008, 12:12 am,
Not tlue! 500 Million Chinese have election evelyday!
Sean - November 5, 2008, 12:12 am,
... shut up I mean ... not move, I'm already in Canada.
Corsenna - November 5, 2008, 12:13 am,
Alright kids, I didn't vote for Obama either, I don't like that he won, but you don't need to b**** about it. It's over move on.
Sean - November 5, 2008, 12:13 am,
OK, who's turn is it to beat up pro?
plo - November 5, 2008, 12:14 am,
500 Million Chinese?
Sean - November 5, 2008, 12:14 am,
OK, first someone beats up pro, then we all move on. who's with me?
Corsenna - November 5, 2008, 12:15 am,
I'm with Sean. Beat up pro, move on. And if anyone didn't vote they don't have a right to complain, my classmates don't seem to get the idea.
Roamer - November 5, 2008, 12:17 am,
*grabs thwacky stick* time to thwack *thwacks pro*
pro - November 5, 2008, 12:17 am,
You will have to invade the most socialist country on Earth to find me! (Yes, we have disgusting things like universal health care and 15 months paid parental leave. Clearly, tax breaks for the superrich would make soooo much more sense...)
Sean - November 5, 2008, 12:17 am,
I just knew somehow that beating up pro would bring people together ... AFTER HIM!
Roamer - November 5, 2008, 12:18 am,
I turn 18 three days after the inauguration, so I can't vote. I really wanted to though.
pro - November 5, 2008, 12:19 am,
Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
Ryu - November 5, 2008, 12:19 am,
Jericho was right, this place is a mess. Glad she warned me, so we're taking down pro? awesome.
Roamer - November 5, 2008, 12:20 am,
knowing is 1/2 the battle; the other 1/2 is violence!!!
pro - November 5, 2008, 12:20 am,
Roamer: maybe a consolation prize: you are old enough to have *** with Scott and his girlfriend Tim!
pro - November 5, 2008, 12:21 am,
You don't frighten me, American pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person.
Roamer - November 5, 2008, 12:22 am,
I'll take Thwacking you as prize... *starts thwacking*
Ryu - November 5, 2008, 12:22 am,
American? I'm a temp-student here, nice try though.
pro - November 5, 2008, 12:23 am,
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Roamer - November 5, 2008, 12:24 am,
Nuke the site from orbit! It's the only way to be sure!
pro - November 5, 2008, 12:25 am,
You know, Roamer, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them f***ing each other over for a godd*** percentage.
Jericho - November 5, 2008, 12:25 am,
Wow, I'm glad I'm leaving with Ryu, this country is full of fools. There are the few that are decent, and the few that are awesome, other than that you all suck
pro - November 5, 2008, 12:26 am,
I imagine the feeling is mutual, Jericho.
Jericho - November 5, 2008, 12:29 am,
Yeah I'm sure Ryu's happy to be leaving with me as well. And I've decided not to care that that's not what you were saying.
pro - November 5, 2008, 12:31 am,
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
Ryu - November 5, 2008, 12:33 am,
Wow, you sure are polite to chicks you don't know. Jericho doesn't run away, she disengages situations. That's what they taught us in training.
pro - November 5, 2008, 12:38 am,
C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. Quoi? Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let's go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here...
Jericho - November 5, 2008, 12:44 am,
Que, pensez-vous que vous êtes a**ez frais ? Pas chacun est un ami d'idiot, certains d'entre nous des langues étrangères d'étude
Jericho - November 5, 2008, 12:45 am,
And unfortunately my computere is an idiot ... Que, pensez-vous que vous etes a**ez frais ? Pas chacun est un ami d'idiot, certains d'entre nous des langues etrangeres d'etude
pro - November 5, 2008, 12:56 am,
"Certains d'entre nous des langues etrangeres d'etude" ??? Where's the verb??? Grade: C-
pro - November 5, 2008, 12:58 am,
This is now suddenly the 5th most commented upon Motifake. Scott's "girlfriend", here we come!
Ryu - November 5, 2008, 1:05 am,
Shizuka na ****a! Since you guys like languages so much. Jericho, yuujin, don't cheat. My Hageshii-Shojo, you don't need to fight about it. Call me so I know what time to meet you tomorrow.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 5, 2008, 1:13 am,
Hey everyone! I had to work late. What'd I miss? (reads previous comments) uh-huh, oh, umm, what?, pro is french?, who are these Japanese people moving to Ireland?, wha?, Monty Python?, what the hell have you all been smoking???
Corsenna - November 5, 2008, 1:18 am,
Jericho and Ryu have been smoking camels the rest of them, I don't know. The Japanese people moving to Ireland were born in Ireland moving back.
Ryu - November 5, 2008, 1:20 am,
How do you know that? That's kinda creepy,
Annah - November 5, 2008, 1:21 am,
Is that better Ryu, Love?
Ryu - November 5, 2008, 1:24 am,
I LOVE YOU! Where did you get Corsenna from? and by the way, Chiyoko's not with us, I don't know who that is.
pro - November 5, 2008, 4:23 am,
French? Moi? Jamais!! Sorry for the incoherent banter, MWLF. It was very late for us in Europe who wanted to follow the election night live.
RnR - November 5, 2008, 8:36 am,
I'ld like to congratulate America on the re-election of the first president in ages that makes sense.. uh what??... what? Its only 2008? d***, this time machine is acting up again!
HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:47 am,
Nobamma. Talk is cheap b****.
Cheech - April 30, 2009, 9:51 pm,
Aww the poor little fascist upset that an intelligent black man has taken over a retarded white little rich boy as president. Shut up and give me a break morons!
Zed - July 5, 2009, 1:01 am,
Mmmm, babies... tasty....
moooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2009, 1:06 am,
Whoooooo...the trifecta. Politifake, tunnel, not funny........You win the grand prize......STFU GTFO!!!!!!
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 1:08 am,
Wow! Good call!
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 1:08 am,
Even got the extra credit "anonymous post" in there!
moooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2009, 1:09 am,
LOL at Pro for the Monty python quotes. Sad you're only funny when you steal your jokes from the 70's. You suck.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2009, 1:12 am,
Alright Aggy, since I have your attention... What's the "p" (remember i'm canadian, I don't see much of the outside world) and where did your nic come from? I've been wondering that for months. Mine was just drunken silliness.
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 1:14 am,
Porcelina. Many opinions about her, but she's an enjoyable firecracker. She whooped my a** when I came on the scene. Sort of a right of passage, I think.
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 1:15 am,
Where did my nic come from? Shaving?
moooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2009, 1:16 am,
I see. You're not gonna tell me about the nic are you... My GF Danielle was the one who first asked me.....If I don't find out she will beat me......
moooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2009, 1:17 am,
I might like it.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2009, 1:18 am,
let's take this to pat's house.
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 1:18 am,
I'm not familiar with "nic" - tell me what it is, and I'll tell you where it came from (wasn't a stork)
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