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Signe - February 16, 2009, 8:50 am,
He he great one
Bob Chin - February 16, 2009, 9:50 pm,
And Then? Oh wait, My Savior rose from the dead and has triumphed over evil ever since (bait)
Bob Chin - February 17, 2009, 10:41 am,
Yes!!! and he returns each year in the springtime to deliver little bunny shaped yellow marshmallow treats and chocolate. This custom is known as "the cleansing of the palate" sos we kin all have some ham and yam later in the day.
Hector - March 19, 2009, 2:06 pm,
Like the girl said after the gangbang. I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
Nonsense - April 2, 2009, 4:52 pm,
So... Thor nailed Jesus to the cross? Makes sense.
north star - September 7, 2009, 11:09 pm,
Just one - which god rose from the dead?
Zed - September 8, 2009, 2:16 am,
Well, Osiris did, as did Odin after hanging on the tree, Mithras, and quite a few others, North Star.
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:00 am,
Yes! Testify! I support any religion that not only allows me to get wasted, but commands it. 5/5
omnia - September 27, 2009, 9:07 am,
yay go thor
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am,
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am,
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
BurpingJack - November 8, 2009, 2:34 pm,
Hell yeah!!! Gods of Asgard rule! Great post! and f*** jesus!!!
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 2:59 pm,
Okay, Jack. Here's the joke...hhhhhheeeerrrrrrrreees you. See how you took that a little too far?
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 3:00 pm,
5 by the way. Great poster.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 11, 2009, 10:58 am,
hey folks, Santa is really ODIN, do the math. The whole Odin giving gift things was to give the mordics a holiday in the dead of winter. Vikings respected Jesus because he faought back from the dead, and the Romans sent a lot legions to stop him.
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:53 pm,
Jesus was not the Messiah. He has influenced the weakest links of the world to kill millions of innocents!
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 3:00 pm,
Then they apparently weren't the weakest links. Goodbye. lol
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:21 am,
I understand myself
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 8:27 am,
*giggle* er, does this mean that klingons respect Jesus like the vikings do =D (ps there are messiah prophecies in most religions) the Fish'ies just think its a different one 4 each religion . THAT IS ALL
hereticalmuse - September 21, 2010, 10:24 am,
Technically, the tag should be "norse paganism". Still bad-ass though.
Teikiatsu - June 20, 2011, 7:43 pm,
They poster has a good point, but it should be remember that Jesus *let* himself be nailed to a cross, and the nails didn't work.
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:44 am,
And my belief in either of you ended when I reached the age of reason. Santa and the Easter bunny vanished around that time too, but I kept the gifts and chocolate anyway.
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