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Then Christians would pray to this.

Creator: Gryphus

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Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:55 pm,
And if he died of alcohol poisoning, then I could credibly claim to be praying all those times I spent with my head hovering over the toilet bowl. Oh, wait -- I actually tend to be praying those times anyway: for a speedy death.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2009, 3:17 pm,
I don't know any Christians that pray to a cross. I a**ume that's what gryphus meant?
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:58 pm,
Not really, there would be salvage divers filing claims in hopes of finding a skeleton so that they could compare it to the Shroud of Turin. Then declare the Shroud as the official prayer shaw for future Pope's disposing of the skeleton as not meeting...
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:59 pm,
radio carbon dating requirements for proper resolution. I'm just say'n...
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:01 pm,
....and, praying to the Blessed Virgin Mariana Trench.
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 4:04 pm,
d*** trench *bless me Neptune for I have sinned...*
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:44 pm,
***... ***... ***... is this thing on? Thank you folks, I'm here all night!!!!
MO - June 15, 2009, 7:00 pm,
You can't mess with the Jesus! He walks on water! And I hear he's a hell of a bowler!!
Bah - September 26, 2009, 11:02 am,
OK, I'm a devout Christian, find most religious posts obnoxious at best, and I give this 5 lions: reward for knowing that it's not enough that it's about religion, there has to be a JOKE for it to be funny. Keep up the good work.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 9:24 pm,
Do you suppose people would wear little aquaria around their necks?
Treehodger - March 15, 2010, 3:31 am,
... what if he died during ***? Then would p*** be a sin? You are only worshiping the Lord as intended.
Nissta - February 18, 2012, 7:24 pm,
Not ALL Christians pray to a graven image (man on cross) or to ANY other statue. Those that do are being misled by the lies of self serving people.
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