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Cubbybear - March 17, 2009, 12:11 am,
Yo momma so fat....DAYUM!
Mark - March 17, 2009, 12:26 am,
Yo so fat that her whole a** won't fit on just one MotiFake poster.
Mark - March 17, 2009, 12:34 am,
Yo so fat that Al Gore is blaming global warming on her farts.
... - March 17, 2009, 12:35 am,
Yo Momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.
Mark - March 17, 2009, 12:42 am,
Yo so fat that instead of using a tampon she uses a sheep with a rope around it's neck.
RON - March 17, 2009, 1:27 am,
Yo Momma so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Cubbybear - March 17, 2009, 3:51 am,
Yo momma so skanky , Clinton won't even touch her
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:55 am,
Yo momma so dumb she voted for Obama.
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:56 am,
Yo momma so dumb she thinks Obama’s gonna pay her mortgage.
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:56 am,
Yo momma so fat she got to vote for Obama twice.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am,
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:37 am,
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:38 am,
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat a** out of the way.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:42 am,
Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like the Ninja Turtles.
Donthate - March 17, 2009, 11:57 am,
Yo momma is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "to be continued........"
donthate - March 17, 2009, 12:01 pm,
Yo momma is so stupid, she spent twenty minues looking at an orange juice box becasue it said "concentrate".
donthate - March 17, 2009, 12:03 pm,
Yo momma is so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
Fatty - March 17, 2009, 12:25 pm,
Yo Momma so hairy she looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock.
Elder God Douchebag - March 17, 2009, 12:48 pm,
Yo momma so old, her birth certificate says 'expired'.
RON - March 17, 2009, 1:35 pm,
Yo Momma is like Mr. Culos logo...her b*** is always up in the air.
dgbt - March 17, 2009, 1:43 pm,
Yo Momma so dumb she gave your uncle a ***w j** to help his unemployment.
donthate - March 17, 2009, 2:11 pm,
Yo momma so ugly, when she was born they named her "Dayum!!"
Mr Taco - March 20, 2009, 11:29 am,
yo momma is so fat shes the reason why titanic sank!
That One Guy - March 31, 2009, 1:48 am,
Yo Momma so dumb, she asked parenting advice from Britney Spears.
Mc Lovin - April 2, 2009, 9:32 am,
Yo Momma's so fat, when she went to the zoo, the elephant threw peanuts at her.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 2:34 pm,
Yo Momma is so fat that if she ever stopped eating General Mills would need a federal bailout.
LOLOLOL - April 4, 2009, 10:20 pm,
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she got pregnant after riding A SPERM whale.
LogicDude - April 16, 2009, 7:01 pm,
Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin' knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that's what my balls were doing on Yo Mama's chin last night.
SpectreT65 - June 6, 2009, 4:33 pm,
Yo Mama's so dumb, she brought toilet paper to a craps game.
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 10:20 pm,
Yo Momma's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 10:23 pm,
Your momma so black, when she goes outside, the phone rates drop.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 1:08 am,
Yo Mammas so poor. 1 time I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her "what ya doin?" she said. Movin!
moooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 1:09 am,
Yo mamma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
LogicDude - June 8, 2009, 8:07 am,
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
AAA - June 29, 2009, 2:32 pm,
Yo' Mama's so dumb, she fell out the window, and she fell UP!
Edu - August 5, 2009, 4:00 pm,
Yo' Mama's so fat I took my car for a drive around her and ran out of gas xD Yo' Mama's so ugly she looked at her reflection to cure herself from hicups. lulz
BriaHere - August 5, 2009, 5:29 pm,
Yo Mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 10:26 pm,
What's the difference between tour mama and a washing machine?....When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week!
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 8:23 am,
yo mamma's so hairy you were born with rug burn
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 11:05 am,
Yo Momma's like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:08 am,
Yo mama so nasty she brings the crabs to the beach
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:09 am,
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:12 am,
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:14 am,
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:15 am,
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:15 am,
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:15 am,
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:16 am,
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:16 am,
Copy and paste...Tool of the lazy....Mooooooooooo's best friend.
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:17 am,
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:18 am,
i was wondering how hod you went so fast
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 12:16 pm,
Yo Momma's like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 12:18 pm,
Yo Momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:42 pm,
Just because yo momma sucks d*ck in a phone booth, that don't make her a call girl!
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 5:47 am,
Yo Momma so fat,when she has to haul a**,it takes her 10 to the power of 57 trips.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:07 am,
Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks "innuendo" is an Italian suppository!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:11 am,
Yo momma is so FAT I had had to take two buses and a cab to get on her GOOD SIDE.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:14 am,
Yo mamma is so large, a cop saw her standing on a street corner and called for crowd control!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:18 am,
Yo momma is so s**tty, I saw her buy a skirt last week and complimented her on "the belt." Speaking of belts, you momma is SO fat she has to tie hers with a boomerang. Further more, yo momma is so s**tty that I saw her on the front of a Wheatie's box
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:20 am,
with her legs spread WIDE and it said "Breakfast of Champions." Need I go on? I will anyway. Yo momma is so dumb, she waited for a STOP sign to say GO. Sorry to slam on yo mamma so hard, but she's used to it! O!
Briton of Rose - November 26, 2009, 9:18 am,
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Briton of Rose - November 26, 2009, 9:19 am,
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 6:50 pm,
Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mama is so fat, when god said let there be light she had to move.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 7:01 pm,
Yo mama is so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama is so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo mam is so fat she plays pool with the plants. You mama is so fat her high school picture is an aerial ph**ograph.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 7:24 pm,
Yo momma is so fat, if she got run over by a truck, the chalk industry would perish.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:41 pm,
Yo momma is so fat, when she walks past the TV, I miss 3 adverts.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 11:54 am,
yo momma does more 3s than BMW and is as sucks like a 7 (pretty funny in German, don't know if the play on words works in English too)
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