Screw the red ones. I want what's Behind the Green Door!
rerun - April 17, 2009, 6:44 am,
You want the rotting corpse or Marilyn Chambers?
Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:25 pm,
I want to see the sun blotted out from the sky. Actually, I want to see the girls in their summer clothes.
NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:28 am,
...And when I DO see them, I think "What a DRAG it IS getting old...!".
Sean - April 26, 2009, 10:39 pm,
If ya paint it black ya won't be able ta find it again and you'll look a whole lot silly tryin' to stick yer key into random locations along the side of yer house. So quit yer foolishness and paint it anything but black. And may I suggest charcoal grey?
moooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:12 am,
Most days when I get home from work....yeah,Riiight Work. I can't find my door anyways. Sometimes it isn't even my door. Why do old ladies get so mad when they find me passed out on their front lawns?