epic fail
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Coming back alive is the best present I've ever gotten

Creator: bOB cHIN

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dgbt - April 10, 2009, 9:37 am,
This is hilarious!
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 6:12 pm,
dgbt... you're either a huge ja****s or irretrievably stupid.
dgbt - April 10, 2009, 6:47 pm,
nah, this poster is irretrievably stupid
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 8:30 pm,
agdaniele, my vote for your statement is - both. dgbt is definitely a huge ja****s and irretrievably stupid.
Sean - April 10, 2009, 8:58 pm,
A sweet and touching poster ... but I don't come here to be touched ... I'm touched already ... I come her to make the touching stop ... Oh God, please make the touching STOP!
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 12:51 am,
You're a sick man, Sean.
Sean - April 11, 2009, 1:22 am,
I'm sick of the touching.
AXL - April 11, 2009, 1:43 am,
Dunno, is it was my mom, I would like an RPG or some Night Vision Googles as a present. Ask that girl on AvP: Requiem.
agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 1:59 am,
Excellent diversion, Sean. 5-L on the commitment.
Chopperliscious - May 2, 2009, 5:03 am,
The serious motivators are at, down the hall and too the right. Nice sentiment, but not funny - and not relevant.
Count Turducken - May 10, 2009, 2:43 am,
wonderfully done M'fake. Ignore Chopperliscious. His own irrelevance makes him an a**munch. Sadly there's room in America too for a**munches like Chopperliscious.
Count von Tofurkey - May 10, 2009, 2:46 am,
Seriously, Chopper, exactly HOW much a** have you munched lately? You must have overdosed.
gord - May 15, 2009, 1:50 am,
semper fi sweetheart!! you have done us all proud
me48 - August 27, 2009, 1:27 pm,
Have been through airports and witnessed these events. You cry for days thinking about it
... - September 11, 2009, 3:37 pm,
Get a grip guys, she probably spent 15 months chopping onions in the kitchen.
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 9:33 pm,
I wish that more of this would happen...
launchpad - January 13, 2010, 1:28 pm,
Semper Fi....Those are Army APATS genius.. - February 4, 2010, 7:21 pm,
... So the Insurgents have developed IED's and car-bombs zat spare the Onion Choppers, the Snipers don't aim for the Onion Choppers. And the Mortars won't blow them-up.
Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:55 pm,
Hey, launchpad, ever consider the idea that gord might be a Marine???
Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:03 pm,
And it shouldn't be the best present! Nuff said.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 9:50 am,
Does anyone know the real source of this image? Who took it? Where could I get it?
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:16 am,
If all you want is the picture, I'm sure you could crop it out. Right click on the motifake to save it.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:23 am,
Actually, I'm looking for the high-res image (whether it be from an actual military website or AP, Getty images, or Corbis). I want to actually purchase the image and license it for commerical use. All i need is some info on where b0B cHIN got the image.
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:25 am,
You've PMed him, yes? Hopefully he'll see it sometime soon.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:30 am,
I have PMed him. Do you have his email? Could you email him for me?
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:31 am,
Alas, I cannot. :( Sorry. But if he has email notifications turned on, he'll be notified of that PM and of all these comments we're making on his poster. LoL!
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:33 am,
Unfortunately for me, time is of the essence, and finding an image like this without any ID on the ph**o (like the soldier's name for example) is virtually impossible....
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:37 am,
Google search revealed nothing. :( Sorry I can't help you more.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:39 am,
Thanks for your help. I hope Bob reads his emails from here.
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:43 am,
He hasn't visited the site in almost a year... Fingers crossed, though.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:45 am,
Since he's registered here, I wish one of the "higher ups" could contact him via email. Fingers crossed is a super longsh**....
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:46 am,
PM 'motinet' and -maybe- he can help you. He's the admin.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:46 am,
thank you
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:48 am,
NP. Keep in mind, that's a long sh**, too. :(
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:54 am,
btw, i just sent messages and they're "Stuck" in my outbox..not in sent messages. is that normal?
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:58 am,
Yep. When the recipient reads them, they will move to your sentbox. DO NOT delete messages in your outbox; they will be removed from the recipients inbox before they can be read.
motinet - August 27, 2010, 11:10 am,  
Found the image source and sent you an email
culos - August 27, 2010, 11:11 am,
I bow to the master, Ms Motinette... I tried but had no luck.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 11:17 am,
You found it ??!!! :) :) I didn't receive the email yet. Thank you so much!
Sean - August 27, 2010, 1:47 pm,
This picture is amazing. But I think you may also have to get a release from that wonderful lady, also. Just saying.
djinnyf - April 2, 2011, 3:24 pm,
Beautiful! I don't mind to be touched sometimes, between the jokes... I know how this sounds, just please read it the "politically right way", or at least know that that's what I meant!! xx
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