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YO! Stewardess! Nthr round! An bring some flapjacks!! Who want's flapjacks??

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agdaniele - April 14, 2009, 9:07 pm,
Whiskey plus rum equals 1L
MO - April 14, 2009, 9:20 pm,
Light or dark. Can't we just get along...I LOOOOVE you man!!
MO - July 22, 2009, 1:48 am,
AGGY!!! This was a light hearted response to one of my first...and just so's you know......NIK was light...I was dark...
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:41 am,
less than an hours work....(two people aggy)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:44 am,
No offense...but you Amerikens drink like little girls.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:47 am,
It's the service!!! YO!! Keep 'em comeing.......keeps 'em...not coming! By the way moooooo! Little friendly wager.. My girl will out drink your girl.....says 50 lions!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:49 am,
Magnificent!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:50 am,
That's not cool, mooooo.... I've been working very hard to keep my pinky down when I drink my midori sours!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:51 am,
I'm no slouch myself... I can do a good share when I'm up to it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:51 am,
You know my GF is Irish right...all due respect to Nik...but not a chance.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:52 am,
Pinky down??? Pinky down? How 'bout Pimp down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:52 am,
Tonight I drank a 40oz bottle of Gibsons and 6 sh**s of Jagermeister. Top that....(starting at 1600 hrs)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:54 am,
7....7 sh**s of jager.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:55 am,
I just realized I've been drinking for 11 hours.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:55 am,
Heh heh. Not bad.... not bad. Must be the altitude that holds you back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:57 am,
"practice makes perfect" Mama always said.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:57 am,
What's that turn into, MO.... the bile-high club?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:57 am,
8....8 sh**s of jager.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:58 am,
Pimp down? Ok... I'm not getting the reference.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:58 am,
8 sh**s of Jager is 9 sh**s too many.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:58 am,
I think my greatest drinking accompishment was, to take the easy pour spout out of a half gallon of "Kamchatka" vodka and in one gulp/s****** ect...drink half the half gallon....Kamchatka is not a "fine" vodka...I don't drink the stuff no more...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:59 am,
The little woman is at "folk fest" I don't go in for that hippie bull****. So there's no one here to curb my drinking.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:59 am,
I can't imagine you would after that, MO.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:59 am,
I'll let you know in a few minutes Aggy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 4:01 am,
I drank 17 sh**s of polish vodka one night. and passed every sobriety test my poker buddies could throw at me...walk a straight line and all that.
MO - July 26, 2009, 4:02 am,
You two type two fast...x's 2
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 4:02 am,
I've got two record amongst friends here.... Salsa night at a casino, I downed 10 sh**s of Tequila and 4 vodka-tonics in four hours. I ended up being the most qualified for designated driver, too.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 4:03 am,
Second, and most proud was finishing 14 25oz mugs of Guinness in a 6-hour period... and walking out of the pub under my own power... not the straightest of lines, but still walking without help.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 4:04 am,
Polish vodka... aka water?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 4:05 am,
It's ok, MO... fast isn't always better!
MO - July 26, 2009, 4:05 am,
Allright, I drank two hephalumps, two wooozles and a snarfblat. I got home in 5 minutes. (thanks jeeves}
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 4:06 am,
LMAO.... whaaaaaaaaaat?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 4:08 am,
Is there something wrong with polish Vodks? I always wondered aboot that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 4:08 am,
Vodka....even.
MO - July 26, 2009, 4:09 am,
zzzzactly!!! On that note, I'm gonna go snuggle up to my squirrel and hope she let's me in the bed....You mofo's take it sleazy!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 4:09 am,
Belvedere vodka is great. Mine was just a polish joke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 4:10 am,
Tell Nik I said "Hi" that won't creep her out at all.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 4:10 am,
Hey! I was going to hit the sack about an hour ago! Fine... I see how it goes. Take it easy.... it's time to do that sleep thing here, too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 4:11 am,
Night Mo......The vodka bottle had a buffalo on it and a blade of grass inside...don't remember the bame.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 4:11 am,
Mention the Jager first, then say moooooo said "pssssst... shhhhhhhhh.... hi!"
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 4:12 am,
Buona sera, mal omos!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 4:12 am,
Name...f*** it...I can't spell.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 4:13 am,
Tell her I like that lamp in your living room.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 4:13 am,
you know the one.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 4:14 am,
Take 'er easy, moooooooooo.... baaaaaaaaaaaaad boy!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 4:16 am,
Night Aggy ...you dirty Mexican.
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