Eating enough of it is essentially a way of controlling your own future. Who can say anything bad about bacon? Well, unless it voted liberal, I guess.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 29, 2009, 12:55 am,
If you don't eat the bacon you want to, then the robot terrorists have already won.
Sean - April 29, 2009, 1:24 am,
Amen, Frontman. And these terrorist types we've been reading about in the newspapers ... not big fans of the bacon, are they? Hope I haven't stepped all over yer point on that one. Just dumbing it down for the bacon lovin' masses.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 6:21 pm,
All bacon is good bacon. Very nice, Sean.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 6:38 pm,
Thanks. I say let the d*** machine uprising happen ... for today we dine heartily on ... bacon!
EliteDoomer - August 30, 2009, 6:30 pm,
Sean - August 31, 2009, 2:34 am,
Woh, dude. Don't get carried away. The future's not that bleak. The macnines will still need us to polich chrome 'n sh*i*t.