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Sean - June 22, 2009, 11:59 pm,
What comes after Acceptance? I hope it's baiting an anthrax dusted bear trap with cans of guiness ... or please make it "baiting an anthrax dusted bear trap with cans of guiness" ... pleasepleaseplease *crosses fingers*
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 12:01 am,
It's the Zamboni Conspiracy... I saw the eH! at the end of the tags *quick Aggy get your Foil Hat*
Guy #1 - June 23, 2009, 12:01 am,
Ha funny, couldnt be more true
Sean - June 23, 2009, 12:08 am,
and this just knocked my #1 into #2. that's just no right, somehow, is it?
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:09 am,
Sean 2:9 - The path of the motifaker is beset on all sides by the inequities of tunnels and the tyrrany of the conservatives. d***ed is he, who in the name of canada and atheism, posts witty motifakes repeatedly to a 2-point end.
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 12:42 am,
This is Fantastic, Agd. So true.
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:46 am,
Sucks to identify with it, huh? It's nothing MWLF or LD will ever know... but for the starving artists, it's all too real.
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 12:48 am,
Ya know Aggy, if you were a true starving artist all your posters would be in black velvet, not flat black! Viva la velvet!!!
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:49 am,
That's where the REAL money is!!!
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:51 am,
And by "starving artist", I mean talentless egocentric douche who cons college girls into ***.
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 12:53 am,
So...where are we going to set up the paint shop?
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 1:02 am,
After a recent trip to Idaho, I'm leaning toward Boise State. For playing the artsy angle, SDSU is a good one. However, the pickins are easier at UNLV if we drop the artist thing.
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 3:18 am,
That sounds like work Aggy...Let's go to Ohio University and we won't need to hall the paint stuff cause my nephew sez it's party heaven!!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 4:25 am,
ooops....haul = hall night all
agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 12:03 am,
Bartimaeus... this should explain it. If you feel discouraged, you're on the right track. Welcome!
Sean - October 1, 2009, 4:27 pm,
My favorite stage is bargaining. even though I always feel so cheap afterwards.
LD0ne - October 11, 2009, 10:03 pm,
hey i'm perfectly happy with 2.5... although i only got 2 motifakes to back that up... darn brain really needs to work to make em up....
agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 10:04 pm,
Hey, it's all about making them, LD0ne... the more you make, the more you appreciate.
Arrogant Knight - October 11, 2009, 10:06 pm,
But there's also the quality over quantity rule. MAN motifaking is tricky stuff!
agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 10:09 pm,
Ah yes.... kids, don't forget to make awful motifakes.... AK needs fuel for his internal fire!!!!
Arrogant Knight - October 11, 2009, 10:12 pm,
No, I already see my fair share of awful motifakes. Every single day, you've no idea.
agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 10:27 pm,
You're welcome?
Arrogant Knight - October 11, 2009, 10:31 pm,
Am I?
agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 10:35 pm,
My girlfriend says you are... but then again, you need Ron's permission to close the deal.
Arrogant Knight - October 11, 2009, 10:42 pm,
I have my own tribute thread. I can do whatever the f*ck I want! Argh, relapse. Sorry.
RONSART - October 11, 2009, 10:42 pm,
LOL...she worships me and Mr. A, but Mr. AK makes her smile...I make her scream...Mr. A makes her breakfast. So welcome AK!!!!!
Arrogant Knight - October 11, 2009, 10:43 pm,
LOL RON!
agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 10:44 pm,
Thank GOD she's Cuban?
agdaniele - November 12, 2009, 11:15 pm,
It's something like this, Produce...
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 11:23 pm,
lol yeah you're right, I should've rolled with your a**umption... because in any other case, it'd be spot on! This poster should be my new desktop background.
agdaniele - November 12, 2009, 11:24 pm,
Not to mention admitting to clicking on the poster! Still LOLing!
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 11:27 pm,
Yes, I feel slightly stupid after that. But I think you're still missing why I said "appreciate." Clicking that poster sends you to my poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 7:01 pm,
I love this poster......It sums up my feelings. And shows Aggy's vulnerabilities.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 7:06 pm,
You wh***! LOL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 7:12 pm,
Only on the weekends....you weren't complaining last night.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 7:18 pm,
How would you know? You never took the ipod out of your ears!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 7:20 pm,
Oh, And it's my fault you couldn't satisfy a rabbit in heat. Look inward Aggy......It was your "short" coming.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 7:22 pm,
With a body like yours sweating on me, how couldn't I come shortly?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 7:23 pm,
I've said it before....my Mooooooooshake brings all the boys to the yard...d*** Right!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 7:24 pm,
I feel sick now...this self deprecation has gone too far.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 7:26 pm,
If I didn't like the taste of my cuban girl so much, I wouldn't be making for you so often.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 7:26 pm,
LMAO! Sucks to be messed up, eh?
TheTrashHeap - April 17, 2010, 7:38 pm,
I wonder if we could identify all the posters shown on this one?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 7:47 pm,
Easy, Take some lsd and the whole thing will become clear.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 8:01 pm,
Don't recognize the cache?
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 8:03 pm,
Either become clear, or look too much like an inviting balloon knot... and nobody needs to damage their monitor.... again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 8:10 pm,
You could have told me that BEFORE I took the acid.....SPIDERS!!!!SPIDERS!!!!SPIDERS!!!!SPIDERS!!!!....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 8:18 pm,
1L those spiders.... 1L them, dammit!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 8:24 pm,
Great, Now there's spiders AND Lions...
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 8:28 pm,
THAT is one serious trip right there!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 8:32 pm,
I've had worse.....Reading the "scary clowns" thread confuses me more.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 8:38 pm,
As long as you realize that you're actually in the "initiation" thread... not the clown one.
rerun - April 17, 2010, 8:55 pm,  
groovy man.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 11:33 pm,
Baseball? Is someone watching baseball? America's passed time?
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:14 am,
How's the evening treating you, space?
spacedog - April 18, 2010, 12:16 am,
I'm trying to come up with a couple posters, but not too bad. How about you?
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:19 am,
I have 6 posters that I'm not happy with. May just start posting soon... it's time again that I start getting ripped on for s******. What good is being a pot if you're not calling the kettle black?
spacedog - April 18, 2010, 12:27 am,
Well you're ahead of me. I've got nothing right now.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:34 am,
Awwwwww.... poor guy. Well, at this point you may actually be better off than I am.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:35 am,
You have a family who lets you motifake... and a wife! A live-in female! You can have *** anytime she wants!
spacedog - April 18, 2010, 12:36 am,
LMAO! That often? I'll have to go ask her then.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:38 am,
LOL! It's marginally better than me... I don't use anime or internet p***... so for me, it's all about effort... sadly, I'm lazy.
spacedog - April 18, 2010, 12:41 am,
Well isn't p*** and anime the height of laziness? Sounds like you're still trying.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:44 am,
I'm human... like human women... go figure.
spacedog - April 18, 2010, 12:47 am,
This is a great poster by the way, and I do recognize the cache.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:48 am,
LOL! Neeeerrrrd! It's words to live by... if you don't relate to them, you're not motifaking.
spacedog - April 18, 2010, 12:57 am,
I'm still at stage one. Unless I slept through stage two. Dunno.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:58 am,
4th stage is the worst and longest.
spacedog - April 18, 2010, 1:05 am,
d***. We were moving furniture today and it's never a good idea to wander about at night without turning on the lights afterward. I just about killed myself on the piano in the kitchen and woke everyone up.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 1:11 am,
Piano in the kitchen? k****.
spacedog - April 18, 2010, 1:15 am,
Noisy too. Now I can't raid the fridge. That's probably a good thing.
spacedog - April 18, 2010, 1:17 am,
We just have it there for the night as we are re-arranging the living room.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 1:18 am,
Not even a little "chopsticks" reference?
spacedog - April 18, 2010, 1:21 am,
Nope. I just use the piano to tune my guitars. They are much easier to move from room to room too.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 1:35 am,
Look who got himself a Guitar Hero set!
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 8:52 am,
Gotta go.... there's a cuban girl standing in the doorway... so, either it's time to walk on the strip, or housekeeping needs me to vacate the room.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 11:30 pm,
How goes it tonight, moooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 11:31 pm,
Drunk and predictable....
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 11:38 pm,
How jealous I am of that... sobriety yet again over here.
TheTrashHeap - April 18, 2010, 11:49 pm,
Isn't sobriety one of the stages of grief?
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 11:50 pm,
In my case, denial.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:32 am,
How's that rash, mooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 12:34 am,
It still looks like your sister....but, Why shouldn't it Eh?
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:35 am,
My sister doesn't climb trees... well, to get the coconuts... but not just to climb.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 12:39 am,
Does she ever run into Vaggie up there? If she does....tell him to f*** Off for me.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:45 am,
Never.... she likes meat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 12:46 am,
Tell her I'm off this weekend.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:47 am,
She already told ME that you were off this weekend. Odd. Dammit!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 12:50 am,
Tell her to wear that pink thing I like so much......But leave the ball gag at home.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:53 am,
Sorta have to leave the ball gag at home... still smells like a** - from the last time she used it on you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 12:56 am,
that wouldn't happen if she'd lay off the Chalupas.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:58 am,
Don't I know it!
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:59 am,
It's just annoying when it comes back smelling like your a**... not that I'd know... but we did go to summer camp together.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:02 am,
What happens in the tent STAYS in the tent......unless Dateline is willing to pay.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:20 am,
I hope you know I'm Just razzing you Iceman....you racist bastard.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:58 am,
At what point does a thorough hate of back bacon, gravy lovin', touque wearin, hoseheads become racist? Heh, heh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:01 am,
You're just jealous....horseheads?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:02 am,
Whats wrong with bacon and Gravy?......you're weird.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 2:04 am,
So you don't deny the touques?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:06 am,
I can't.....I wear one when it's cold......In August.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 3:38 am,
I have a problem.....I'll see you all in 12 steps....
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 9:26 pm,
I just looked under the approval queue and it seems that somebody tried to post a loving tribute to me. For some reason it was rejected for being an "attack poster". Now I wonder what that could mean...
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:29 pm,
Are you disappointed you didn't get to see it Trash?
DreMagnum - April 20, 2010, 9:54 pm,
I think I see another one aimed at the mods in there
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 10:07 pm,
Yes space. I truly am.
agdaniele - April 30, 2010, 8:38 am,
creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww! Mooooooo, TTH..... have a great one! Gotta get to work. Digging trenches today.... bustin' a** mexican-style!
TheTrashHeap - April 30, 2010, 8:39 am,
have fun Aggy.
agdaniele - April 30, 2010, 8:42 am,
Always! Take it easy, friend.
TheTrashHeap - April 30, 2010, 9:56 pm,
Hey Guys! Did you notice it's Briahere's birthday!
rerun - April 30, 2010, 9:59 pm,  
yup, wonder if she will be on today to see her well wishes.
TheTrashHeap - April 30, 2010, 10:07 pm,
I think she was on yesterday.
agdaniele - April 30, 2010, 10:16 pm,
Not a fan. Still.
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 10:22 pm,
I thought BriaHere was OK. I never had a prob with her and thought she handeled most things pretty well
agdaniele - April 30, 2010, 11:03 pm,
Sse was a serious hater at first... nothing but criticizing posters and making stupid comments on them. She shaped up after awhile, but before disappearing awhile back, she started getting critical again. Never earned her stripes to be how she was - IMO
agdaniele - April 30, 2010, 11:04 pm,
*She
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 11:04 pm,
How's things going, MO? Picking out a place in Cali yet?
pzykosiz - May 3, 2010, 12:09 am,
i normally don't get past stage two
agdaniele - May 3, 2010, 1:00 am,
It takes awhile. We've all been there.
MO - May 3, 2010, 8:07 am,
Yo Aggy! My last day here on the east coast is the 17th, then I'm makin my way out West. So no, I havn't found me a pad yet.
agdaniele - May 3, 2010, 8:28 am,
Kinfolk said MO, move away from there! California's the place you want to be!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 3, 2010, 11:36 pm,
Chirp,Chirp.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 12:48 am,
chirp
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 12:56 am,
tweet
Sean - May 9, 2010, 12:57 am,
hummannna hummannnna
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 4:38 pm,
Moooooooooo! How the hell is the nighshift treating you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 14, 2010, 4:42 pm,
Not sleeping much, and I've got a 5 hour drive ahead of me.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 4:44 pm,
That's one seriously demanding woman!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 14, 2010, 4:46 pm,
I wish.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 4:46 pm,
Bummer. Can't get any sleep beforehand?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 14, 2010, 4:48 pm,
I had too much to do and I'm leaving in a half hour. I decided to use that time to get my Moti-Fix.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 4:56 pm,
Hope you don't overdose... terrible way to start a 5-hour tour!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 14, 2010, 4:59 pm,
Considering how stepped on with bad posters things have been lately, I can barely catch a buzz.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 5:36 pm,
.... it's d*** near baby food.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 11:42 am,
If you MF'S haven't heard Bedouin Soundclash (not the radio stuff) .....I suggest you get your head out of your a**....
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 10:00 pm,
Moo-ski!! whats the best this weak so far?, yes, you read it right
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 10:03 pm,
I went to a hippy wedding...*Hiatus* then I was fishing with my mom.
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:05 pm,
There is something REALLY wrong with the phrase "fishing with my mom"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 10:07 pm,
Not in this country......My parents have an amesome boat and money to burn...when I visit we go fishing....I suppose your folks take you to taco bell?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 10:08 pm,
good times...good times...
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 10:11 pm,
Last time they took him to Vegas...and left him
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:11 pm,
Actually, when I go out with my mom, we go to the donkey-on-woman show in a tent near the tequila bar. There are finer shows to see in Vegas, but this one reminds her of when I was conceived. It's a mother's day tradition.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 10:12 pm,
LMAO!!!!!!! they should have left him at the border....
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 10:13 pm,
Watch out for the preshow ping pong ball shoot...or are they using pool balls now?
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:16 pm,
One can only use ping pong balls for so long before inevitably having to trade up... just to keep the pneumatics effective. Suffice to say, my mom can now pitch a breaking slider with a softball that'd make a Nolan Ryan pitch look like T-Ball.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 10:19 pm,
LMAO!!!!!!!!!.....gross.
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:20 pm,
(although, come to think of it, moooooo never strikes out with my mom)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 10:20 pm,
At the wedding an old friend tried to tell me aboot a donkey show he saw in Mexico...I walked away....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 10:21 pm,
@ Aggy........I'm not wasting a toonie (Canadian 2 dollar coin)
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 10:22 pm,
Remind me to cover my ****tail at the next show
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:22 pm,
Just use your thumb, then.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:22 pm,
Hey Aggy, tell your Mom spitters will get her thrown out of the game.
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:25 pm,
At least she's not using vaseline anymore!
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 10:25 pm,
Late late dinner time...I'll be back in a short
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:25 pm,
KY?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 10:26 pm,
She shouldn't use water based lubricants.......Words of wisdom from ICEMAN's Mom.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:28 pm,
Pretty one dimensional eh, Mooooooooooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 10:32 pm,
You started it....and I'm multi-dimensional.....just ask your sister..
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:34 pm,
KY isThe donkey never needed KY, so it's safe to say that she's well irrigated.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 10:37 pm,
That's what she (?) said ....yeah, I went there.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:37 pm,
@ Mooooooooo, I don't have a sister. I've got a dead brother if that works for you.
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:42 pm,
If the ***k has decomposed... we've got a target.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:44 pm,
Good luck. He was cremated.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 11:00 pm,
Make a joke...take a joke.......There is no in between....that is all. I like you ICEMAN but if you have sand in your v-jayjay......You're in the wrong place. We're all friends here...don't be a downer.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 11:02 pm,
No worries... hoser. ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 11:02 pm,
f***in cheesehead
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:34 am,
How's things, ice?
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 1:38 am,
Doin' alright. Got a little Captain in me tonight. (SHADDUP MOOOOOOO)
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:46 am,
Is this akin to the ninja/pirate poster?
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:48 am,
I'm on my 6th Guinness.... listening to irish folk songs... with a cuban cutie asleep in my bed. I mean, if there was a heaven... well, she'd be awake, good at oral, and Puerto Rican. But I digress... so, Captain's Organ for you?
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 1:49 am,
Umm, nope. This is akin to s****** down rum & cokes.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:49 am,
I prefer Diet Coke with the Cap'n - the sugar makes the hangover worse. But Diet Coke.... all night long.
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 1:51 am,
Blechhh!
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 1:54 am,
I did a little experimenting the other night. I mixed a little Capt., AJ & a touch of cinnamon for a nice apple pie effect. Couldn't even taste the rum.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:57 am,
See, I could never start mixing stuff like that. I'm pretty stuck in my norms... tanq&tonic, cap'n&diet coke, grey&cran.
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 2:00 am,
I do enjoy a nice margarita from time to time as well.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 2:01 am,
I agree.... I make them with Frozen strawberries (instead of any ice) and Don Julio Anejo. My ex gf makes me add sugar, but I'm perfectly fine without. Great stuff!
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 2:03 am,
I just keep it simple. A little cuervo, ice & mix, no salt on the rim.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 2:05 am,
There is a drink that another ex gf (puerto rican) made... called "coquito" - it is a panty remover like no other. Talk all you want about any other alcohol, but this thing - in my 15 years in the h**el/casino industry, nothing was closer to "spanish fly"
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 2:07 am,
Hmm, I think I've heard of it.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 2:08 am,
She used Bacardi 151, and baked the coconut herself... it was amazingly lethal. Didn't EVER make a girl pass out, but warmed and buzzed like nothing on the market. She got paid handsomely for making it. Made girls willing, not wasted.
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 2:08 am,
Check your PMs. I have a Q for you.
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 2:11 am,
I have some "cherry bombs" in the fridge made with 151. Yummy.
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 2:13 am,
The 'coquito' I heard about was just made with coconut liqueur.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 2:22 am,
Effin' amateur fake crap! I've tried it. The real home-made stuff is phenomenal. A world apart.
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 2:36 am,
I think outa' here Aggy. I actually have to wake up in the morning. Take care.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 2:46 am,
Me too, wussay!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 2:51 am,
Ice - PM.
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 9:49 am,
I just looked up a recipe for coquitos... I may try them. But at home, where there is nobody to talk me out of my pants. :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 20, 2010, 9:51 am,
There's always the mailman.
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 9:51 am,
I live in an apartment... I never even see the guy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 20, 2010, 9:52 am,
Cable guy? door to door salesmen? Girl Guides? Mormons?
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 9:54 am,
The guy who comes to shut off the electricity?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 20, 2010, 9:54 am,
Hey! I know that guy.
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 7:30 pm,
How's your Sunday going, moooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 7:37 pm,
Not well.....I'm a sad cow.
GreyScorpion - May 23, 2010, 7:41 pm,
why the long face?
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 7:41 pm,
Noooooo! Gotta be a laughing cow! What's the matter?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 7:43 pm,
My temper got away from me again......I always hurt the ones I love...anyone got a shovel?
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 7:44 pm,
A shovel? You hurt her that bad?!?!?
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 7:44 pm,
That's more than just hurt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 7:45 pm,
I meant for myself....I'd never hurt her....physically.
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 7:48 pm,
Joking... sorry. Well, you say she's a firecracker... it comes with the territory sometimes.
GreyScorpion - May 23, 2010, 7:48 pm,
word scars, those are the toughest to heal
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 7:49 pm,
I can't judge there... I'm counting on a steady diet of ex gf.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 7:53 pm,
You guys misunderstand.....I killed everyone I know except Mrs. Moooooooooooo. every cow needs an accomplice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 7:53 pm,
Now. How 'bout that shovel?
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 7:53 pm,
Yeah.... I wouldn't understand that! PLease! Who you talkin' to?
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 7:54 pm,
I'm more familiar with this than you might want to think... you've got to stop putting me on a pedestal.
rerun - May 23, 2010, 7:56 pm,  
Isn't the pedestal for you like the tee for a whiffle ball?
GreyScorpion - May 23, 2010, 7:56 pm,
is the ground still frozen up there?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 7:57 pm,
Pedestal?......you wish!....I put you on a donkey cart. scraping together cash to pay the coyote.
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 7:58 pm,
I like to pretend... and paying a coyote to send me back to Mexico? Not cool!
rerun - May 23, 2010, 8:00 pm,  
nah, the easy and inexpensive way to get back to mexico is to turn your self into immigration, free means and transportation home. The coyote is to get you back after vacation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:00 pm,
too late...I already paid him.......don't answer that knock at your door...... It's gonna get ugly, I'll get the funyuns.....
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 8:01 pm,
They always sucker me out of the house with the sound of a leaf blower.
rerun - May 23, 2010, 8:01 pm,  
don't forget the Dr. Pepper too....
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 8:02 pm,
Cherry Dr Pepper, please.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:02 pm,
diet Dr pepper......gotta watch that waistline.
rerun - May 23, 2010, 8:04 pm,  
one can always sweat off those extra calories by mowing the lawn in the heat & humidity...speaking of which...I will be back in about hour (gotta mow dammit)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:05 pm,
I live in an apartment....i don't mow. neither does my landlord. (it looks like a rainforest out there)
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 8:07 pm,
A rainforest? It's Canada... ain't you all about green?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:07 pm,
my green comes in a bag and costs $200
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 8:08 pm,
And you're still high strung?!?!?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:10 pm,
I can't help it...Sorry if I can't take 4 siestas a day.(it could be the rap music)
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 8:11 pm,
Rap music, huh? I can see where that'd do it. Neighbors, I a**ume?
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:12 pm,
I blame Eminem for my addiction to Skittles.
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 8:12 pm,
I heard he used to offer them to little boys from his apartment. Didn't know it was true!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:13 pm,
Neighbors?......they're not a problem anymore...RIP that guy that never takes out the trash and the woman with the wonky eye.
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 8:13 pm,
So, your woman is a rapper?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:15 pm,
I dunno......she's your sister.
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 8:15 pm,
I'd have never given up a sister to any other guy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:17 pm,
that's touching....want her back?
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 8:17 pm,
Not if I can't get away from this coyote!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:18 pm,
Play dead...your people are good at that.
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 8:18 pm,
Tell you what... send her back. I'll teach her to cook, then send her back. Women who are good cooks are easier to not get mad at.
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 8:18 pm,
Only at lunch.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:19 pm,
I've had enough of Taco salads and re-fried bean sammiches.
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 8:21 pm,
Well then, I'd be no help. If she's not lesbian yet, she's of no use to me.
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 8:23 pm,
Dinner time... you gonna be around for a little?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:23 pm,
So?....."eating sushi off the barbershop floor" really does it for you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:24 pm,
Until I pass out at least.
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 8:26 pm,
LMAO!!!! I ain't above leftover sushi! It's usually much tighter!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:40 pm,
Does my v***** amuse you? I know it amuses me (in the shower mostly)
rerun - May 23, 2010, 9:03 pm,  
well, that is done. well, the mowing part anyway. edge is tomorrow
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 10:12 pm,
Finally found this one on page 12 of your cache, you prolific bastard.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:13 pm,
LMAO! Next time, try the Reports tab - Most comments.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:14 pm,
In honor of opening this conversation up, I open a Guinness to you, space!
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:14 pm,
(and quickly change my underpants after the pssshhhht of the widget dances across my ears.
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 10:15 pm,
I already cracked a can. They have the Irish stuff in them too.
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 10:16 pm,
LOL! I open mine over the sink. I get less dirty looks from the Mrs. then.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 10:19 pm,
In honor of Saturday night & you Aggy, I'm having tacos tonight.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:20 pm,
LMAO! Wait... what? They shouldn't spill. Not opening them slowly enough. Wait... I do the bottles. Cans are a b****.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:21 pm,
ICE FRAPPUCCINO! LMAO! Excellent choice of honorary suppers!
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:22 pm,
A little cilantro and lime make it puerto rican... she cut me depest. Then again, cubans are more of the gun types.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 10:23 pm,
You'll excuse me, I need to stir my taco meat.
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 10:24 pm,
Mm, cilantro and lime... time for homemade salsa. Hey Rerun, did you ever find a salsa without onions?
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 10:26 pm,
LMAO! Stir my meat he says... TMI.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:27 pm,
Wait... what? Is my girl there iwht you, Ice?
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:28 pm,
Pico de gallo... best stuff ever.
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 10:31 pm,
Bwahahaha. I had to use a translator, but that was funny.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:35 pm,
LMAO! WHAT?!?!?
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 10:35 pm,
Needless to say, I've never eaten that, but I try to get my wife to whenever the opportunity arises.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 10:35 pm,
@ Aggy, If you don't know where she is, I ain't tellin'.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:35 pm,
I've been around latinas for too long.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:36 pm,
That figures, Ice... I'll know when she comes back with a frostbitten labia.
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 10:36 pm,
It literaly translates to: tip of the rooster...
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:37 pm,
Nothing g** about that.
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 10:39 pm,
HA! Nothing at all.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:40 pm,
So, I'm seeing that it's not 82 degrees there, space?
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 10:42 pm,
Unless this translate program was written my one of the regulars. Are you watching the scoring clinic in Chicago Aggy?
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:43 pm,
Sure as hell ain't a goaltending clinic.
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 10:45 pm,
*thinks 82F is what in celcius? Not if that's above zero. We've got lovely, lovely snow here.
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 10:45 pm,
d***, fingers are too slow.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:46 pm,
27.7c - 9% humidity. And snow?!?!? How frickin' lucky are you? I want me some of that snow here!
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 10:47 pm,
So you can boil water on the back porch, if someone doesn't steal it for their lawn?
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:51 pm,
Or, rooster tips, yes.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:39 am,
Yessir! Thems were some d*** good tay-cohs iffin I do say so my own self. So what's up Aggy?
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:40 am,
Apparently, thanks to my ex gf, you're not up anymore!
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:40 am,
Not much, Ice... how's things in TacoTown?
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:40 am,
Still enjoying some Guinness are we?
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:41 am,
Verily.... although I'm questioning my decision to only purchase 12.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:42 am,
Things are great. Just waiting for the heat to get here (not).
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:43 am,
Dang. You may have to branch out.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:43 am,
Eff heat. We got it already. Not a fan.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:44 am,
And if by branching out, you mean DUI.... yeah, well... I may have to branch out.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:44 am,
Yeah, its only supposed to get to 107° next week. ****
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:45 am,
Well, as long as it stays at 9% humidity...
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:45 am,
No I didn't mean that. I of course meant the distilled beverages.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:48 am,
I can't mix Guinness with anything else. I'm an old dude... and it's hangover central if I stray. Just like staying loyal to a woman... if you don't, you suffer. I learned the hard way... on both.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:49 am,
Weenie. ;)
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:52 am,
Super p**** when it comes to mixing. If I stay loyal to a drink all night, I can kill a lot of it. Tanq & tonic, Grey & cran, Cap'n & Diet Coke, Don Julio Anejo, or Guinness.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:52 am,
Grey Goose & cranberry, not Grey Scorpion & cran..... well, you get it.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:54 am,
Yeah, I knew what you meant. Heh, heh.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:55 am,
Ahhhhh.... just yanking the semi-lucid chain. Thanks! LOL!
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:00 am,
Time for a refill.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:02 am,
I have one Guinness left, and after that, I'm goin... no Guinness left. Crap.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:04 am,
Use your sippy cup. It'll last longer.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:05 am,
Too late. I need to use my poor-judgement speedy-cup to fix this.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:05 am,
(welcome to Vegas)
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:05 am,
I reserve my sippy cup for bre*** milk.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:08 am,
Mooooooooooooo will be disappointed.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:09 am,
Ok... here we go.... Depending on how it goes, I'll be back in 20 minutes... or 3-5 days.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:09 am,
I've disappointed him before... all too often.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:09 am,
Start timer............... NOW!
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:10 am,
Well if I don't see you... It's been real.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:12 am,
I'll start passing the cup for bail money.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:32 am,
Bang!
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:34 am,
Somebody just carpet bombed you Aggy.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:37 am,
Funny thing is that it's Timmah - the guy I gave a 5L to. He misunderstood my comment, I a**ume. But... I'm no friend of the timmays, so it's to be expected. No biggie. I gots me some more Guinness.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:38 am,
Thats what I like about you. Always the optimist.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:41 am,
I'm an optimistic pessimist. I hate timmys, they hate me.... if timmys like me, I'm not doing my job. This one just seems to have a 3-year-old comprehension level.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:46 am,
But, by being an optimistic pessimist, I'm never disappointed when things go wrong... yet, I'm pleasantly delighted when they go right. Win-win.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 2:32 am,
Welcome back from the dead... snap out of a liquor-induced coma just long enough to lob a few ethnic jokes at me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 2:32 am,
So? I worked hard on that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 2:34 am,
first night off in a while...
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 2:39 am,
Glad you're here. As far as that... I got two lists... what the hell? How many months are you shooting for?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 2:40 am,
The first list was ra**d by spellcheck....I wanted your opinion on the 2nd.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 2:41 am,
There's some stuff that'd be asking for edgy posters, but therein lies the factor that would make it a true challenge.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 2:42 am,
I was trying to push the line.....I can't disappoint my fans.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 2:43 am,
...although "ra** face" seems like one that'd end up in an equal amount of approvals and outright bans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 2:43 am,
and by "fans" I mean "mom"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 2:43 am,
d***! That's Mrs. Mooo's favorite.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 2:43 am,
Well, my mom says that you never disappoint.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 2:44 am,
Of course, I always put my "A" game on for her.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 2:45 am,
Eh game?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 2:46 am,
LMAO!!! she pays me in enchiladas.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 2:47 am,
That's a step up from the churro you give her!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 2:48 am,
Uhhh.yeah.....Has she heard about Valtrex?
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 2:56 am,
She stole them from your nightstand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 2:59 am,
That was ecstasy.....lock up your burro!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 3:00 am,
Or start selling tickets.....your call.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 3:51 am,
Ugh... slipped away there for a..... an hour?
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:35 pm,
How the hell ya been Grey?
GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 10:36 pm,
been daddy this and that all weekend...it's been memorable
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:38 pm,
So, you spent the weekend in the county drunk tank?
GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 10:41 pm,
no, we're an incorporated municipality now... we call it going to the city now
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:42 pm,
Is that the same as "going to town" - only, g**er?
GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 10:46 pm,
well, I went to town, then then they took me to the city, then the judge said "Boy you're guilty of Permature Motifakulation!"...30 days in the hole
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:52 pm,
Whose hole? I mean, if it's Paris Hilton... well, that's gonna stick with you... like a charge you can't get sealed. But if it's.... oh, say... Celine Dion... well, then you're scarred for life. Now, Andy ***k? I'm starting to stray here...
GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 10:55 pm,
Celine is greedy...once? twice? no...she likes twins, one at each end
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:57 pm,
Aaaack!
GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 10:57 pm,
well. she is canadian you know
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:58 pm,
I thought she was just retarded.... but if you insist on claiming her... kudos!
GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 11:02 pm,
you so silly...I'm a Kentuckian, not a Kanadian, we got Ashley Judd!! boy did she blow an Indy winner
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 11:10 pm,
Ok, so you are above the second-cousin standard that Canadians hold?
GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 11:12 pm,
we got a family reunion coming up??...crap!! haven't gotten through the last series of sh**s
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 12:06 am,
Knock, knock.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 12:23 am,
Who's there?
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 12:50 am,
Some.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 12:51 am,
some who?
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 12:52 am,
Some a**hole fell for a knock knock joke. What's up Mooooooooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 12:52 am,
Oooooh snap!......Not much, you?
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 12:53 am,
Just hangin' out. Drinkin' my IPA.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 12:54 am,
is that like 3 p**** wine?
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 12:55 am,
Sorry, not familiar with those Canadian drinks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 12:58 am,
It's from "The League"..........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEf-xV9hQc
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:02 am,
LOL! At least you have the dog p**** part locked in. Heh, heh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:05 am,
That's just mean...
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:06 am,
Thank you. Coming from you that means the world to me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:07 am,
any time. Where do you figure everyone else is?...Aggys probably at the clinic again.....
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:08 am,
I'm here.... you're soooooo lucky that the tests came back negative.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:09 am,
No doubt. You know his propensity for dating those 'swarthy' women.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:10 am,
I wasn't worried. I've got a coat hanger.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:11 am,
Where you been hiding Aggy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:13 am,
He's got a thousand spots for when the INS come calling.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:13 am,
Do you know how hard it was to s****** that coat hanger?
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:14 am,
Well, if anyone could do it.............
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:15 am,
Doing ok, Ice.... been working long hours in 100+ weather (about 38c for our canuckleheads) - was doing what I could not to stroke out... had no ability to sit on the computer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:15 am,
We both know you have no gag reflex.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:16 am,
And I have you to thank for that... it was easier to master from the other end.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:16 am,
Awwww, poor lil guy. Having to deal with 100° plus weather. Puhleese!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:17 am,
I actually feel a bit sorry for him. I'd melt in that weather.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:18 am,
I see how it goes... no mercy for the old dude!
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:18 am,
So Aggy, your sphincter has a gag reflex???????????
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:20 am,
The sucky thing was zero shade all day - 7am to 5pm. Middle of a parking lot. Digging up asphalt, running conduit and pulling wire. Good times!
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:20 am,
You guys know where I live don't you? The Valley of the Never Ending Sun.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:21 am,
Nah... never did. Mooooo is gentle. But, he got rid of my gag reflex by sneaking up on it from the other end... smart guy! It was tough, as I am marginally taller than his girlfriend, and there was concern that he couldn't get it that far in....
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:22 am,
Barstow, CA?
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:22 am,
Japan?
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:24 am,
Close. Fresno.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:25 am,
Hell on earth. Isn't Fresno's motto "At least we aren't Baker"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:25 am,
Hippie!
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:27 am,
LOL!!!! Hippie!?!?
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:27 am,
Well, actually, I was just born there. I had the good sense (with help form my parents) to move to AZ six weeks later. Been here ever since.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:27 am,
It's easier than spelling "Californian"
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:30 am,
Ahhhhh.... Arizona... Tijuana light.,,, where all my amigos live!!!
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:30 am,
Don't rub it in.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:31 am,
The hippies are gone... not even in San Francisco anymore.... they migrated to oregon and washington.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:32 am,
Remember Aggy, if you come down here for a visit, we have 1070 working for us now. ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:33 am,
If you moved to Florida you'd have every major retirement state covered. Then when you turn 65 you could just pick your favorite.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:33 am,
Well, at least I have that going for me.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:34 am,
I regularly went to see friends in Scottsdale and Phoenix.... Never got a feel for it. It's got the weather of Vegas without the 24-7 conveniences and easy girls.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:34 am,
The only problem is that I have no desire to live on a glorified sand bar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:35 am,
You mean Latino h***ers....right?
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:36 am,
Vegas has a ****load more wind than we do. Every time I go up there its windy.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:36 am,
(In my best mexican accent) All I have in this world are my balls and my papers.... and I don't flash them for nobody.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:37 am,
Florida? That place is awful.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:37 am,
I thought Disney world was cool....of course, I was 11.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:39 am,
Are you having flashbacks to those "Goofy" incidents?
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:39 am,
Windy? You must only visit in March and April. But, we do het dust storms from the Mohave desert... it's a small valley. I compare it to when you're baking... and you open the oven... that burst of h** air? That's Vegas.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:40 am,
He can't describe the trip to Disney World unless you break out the Donald Duck good-touch bad-touch doll.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:41 am,
My brother grabbed goofy by the tongue...take that however you want.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:41 am,
Ahhhhh.....good times.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:42 am,
Yeah, I've been there in March & April but also Sept. thru Nov. & had a ****load o' wind. My luck I guess.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:42 am,
LMAO! There is something in that action! Don't know what it is, but it's gotta be good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:43 am,
It's just wind....were you wearing a dress?
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:43 am,
Wait.... no.... that time of year sucks, too... you're right.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:44 am,
@ Moooooooooo, keep your fantasies to yourself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:46 am,
Then quit sending me those pictures!
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:47 am,
Sorry, I thought you enjoyed them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:48 am,
Sp what you meant to say was "keep OUR fantasies between US".....silly girl.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:51 am,
There you go with the fantasies again.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:07 am,
I've got to get back into the swing of things here... slacking on poster a**ignments, and gotta clean out the cobwebs.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:13 am,
Gotta get to sleep. I've got to rest up before my morning walk. My cuban doesn't let me sleep in.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 2:21 am,
See ya Aggy. I'm abooot done too.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:24 am,
Good to catch up with you! Thanks. Catcha later... as they say in Arizona.... adios, amigo!
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 2:24 am,
Bastard!!!!!! ;)
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:26 am,
LOL! Parting sh**. G'nite, my friend.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 2:28 am,
Oh sure, try to get the last word in. Later Aggy.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 5:56 pm,
How's it going, space?!?!?
spacedog - June 5, 2010, 6:30 pm,
Good. Just playing a little catch-up for this week. How have things been?
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 6:42 pm,
Just enjoying the day off from working in the sun. Been a rough week just based on summer heat. d*** ex gf dragged me out of bed at 4:30am to walk.... apparently it's now too h** to walk at 6am.
spacedog - June 5, 2010, 7:01 pm,
I had to work today and was "on call" till...5pm! Woot! I need to crack a can of Guinness.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 7:26 pm,
Might I suggest even drinking it?
spacedog - June 5, 2010, 7:31 pm,
Done and done.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 7:31 pm,
Repeat as needed.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:12 pm,
If I'd ever asked her to wear a maid's outfit, I wouldn't be here today. Well, not in a male capacity, anyhow.
Cubbybear - June 6, 2010, 11:31 pm,
Now if she were Dominican....you would wear the Maid's outfit
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:38 pm,
LMFAO!!!! d*** right, and I'd like it!
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 12:37 am,
Dominicans scare me
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:41 am,
There's not even a phobia for that.... it's just considered good common sense.
spacedog - June 7, 2010, 12:50 am,
Good evening fellas. I'm just looking in before heading to sleep. How's tricks?
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 1:45 am,
Back for a moment, moooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 1:51 am,
I'm in and out......like usual.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 2:27 am,
That's what my mom says about you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 2:33 am,
I know....she never complains aboot the spare 9 pesos...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 2:34 am,
Son.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 2:38 am,
Finally, you acknowledge me, papi?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 2:46 am,
Just shut up and mow my lawn. we'll talk aboot your inheritance later.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 3:01 am,
Why weould I be concerned with inheriting a hospital bill for three kidney transplants?
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 3:03 am,
Why WOULD.... dammit. See, you don't even know how to teach me correct eeenglish!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 3:05 am,
Livers my boy....they were livers. "That's a part you can trade in" *Fat Mike
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 3:12 am,
Yeeesh.... then I fed you the wrong side-dish for breakfast.
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:49 am,
Good morning, Grey! I'm off to work... got to sleep in today! Have a good one!
GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 8:54 am,
morning, Aggy! I had to log on early to see if there were any early aggy tribute posters.
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:59 am,
I'm sure that only 40% of those who want to submit a poster will... lot o' unused hate mail, I'm sure.
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:00 am,
I'm outta here... time to go play in the heat. Ciao, friend.
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 9:15 pm,
How'd the day treat you, Grey?
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 9:35 pm,
Mooooooo! What's for dinner?
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 9:42 pm,
It was a bad day, Mooo got snarky and I had to Sanitize the place
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 9:43 pm,
LOL! At least someone responded... I was going to move on to stavro1 soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:47 pm,
My snarkiness was encouraged.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:48 pm,
And I gave that guy every chance before I started insulting him.
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 9:49 pm,
That kid seemed to have a bit of a hurt ego.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:50 pm,
You started it by insulting his poster. Even though I don't think you were talking about the poster.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 9:52 pm,
aggy did you get his tribute poster?
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 9:54 pm,
Ahhhhh, yes.... the kissing one. It was a yawner.... but he did take up arms, the poor sissy.
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 9:55 pm,
He made a tribute poster? For me? I'm aware of no such thing.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 9:57 pm,
Welllll, let me share it with you....since you were the first to comment on his poster and he took tunnel vision on you....gonna send it via PM, and Mooo...you too
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 9:58 pm,
Me? Really? I'm just going over the comments now. It took on a life of it's own.
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:00 pm,
LOL! Ok, on the Transition one.... funny! What a moron. Seedlings need to know when to remain quiet and soak in motifake before flapping their thumb docks.
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:03 pm,
I got 1L targeted this morning... I tell ya, a carpet bombing and a timmy.... I need to work nights.
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:04 pm,
LMAO@attack poster... and why on earth wasn't this approved?!?!?
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:07 pm,
Mooo did his best divert tactic, he said his parents were related, duh!! they're married! oh, I get it now...but it seems SantaClaus felt the need to sanitize the place and everyone who made comments.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:09 pm,
the poster was in Que, I saw it, and opted it over to the Queen of She Can Be So Mean...it's her comment on the rejection
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:24 pm,
What a gentleman.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:21 am,
I figured that it'd be like this a long time ago... scare all the evening timmys off... now, it's more or less just the withching hour(s)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 3:25 am,
Google "buggley eyes"........................ I'm sure that all the others just have more fulfilling lives than us.....I've come to terms with it.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:27 am,
At least I don't have a woman living with me... it'd be sad to know I'm here instead, when I could be eating a grilled cheese, or spicy tuna.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:31 am,
Googled it.... now I'm more confused.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:32 am,
Got it. Dur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 3:32 am,
Lol.....Mrs Mooooo had a bit too much to drink at poker and she's "sleeping"...It would be wrong to make a move now....right?.....would it?
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:37 am,
It's never wrong when you've been with her for a long time. She can't blame you for sneaking peeks or sh**s at her when she's not aware... it's a compliment.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 3:39 am,
After you've been caught a few times.....they start getting cranky about it. No woman likes to wake up with a guy in a scooby doo costume standing over her.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:42 am,
I was born in San Francisco.... what the hell?
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:43 am,
I'm not g**.... but with all due respect to RS Jake, I do like moustaches apparently... why else would I date latinas?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:45 am,
LMAO!!!....Born in Frisco?!?!....Frisco, Mexico?
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:46 am,
LMAO! Who knows? My birth certificate is in crayon, and smells like agave and salsa.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:50 am,
Mine smells like whiskey, potatoes and cigarettes....Yay!!.....I'm Irish
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:51 am,
All my non-italian best friends are irish. The only people crazy enough to make me look laid back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:56 am,
I'm Irish-English/French-Native Canadian?...Indian?..redman...what are we calling them now?
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:56 am,
I think we're calling them "Leafs fans".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 5:08 am,
That's just mean...i wouldn't go that far.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 5:13 am,
What a gentle soul you are!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 5:14 am,
I just don't need any more arrow marks in my wagon.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 5:14 am,
They're using arrows now? Crap! The Canadian army is outgunned!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 5:16 am,
Arrows and snowballs....(and kindness)
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 5:19 am,
Someone is only picking out his favorite Lucky Charms marshmallows again!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 5:24 am,
I like coco puffs.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 5:26 am,
Black irish?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 5:27 am,
No. you take some blow and a cigaret...... I've said too much....
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 5:27 am,
LOL! And 3rd grade was never the same.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 5:29 am,
It was the second time.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 5:42 am,
A year older, a year wiser.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 5:42 am,
So, how are you liking the new shift?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 5:44 am,
365 days vs unknown braincells=Yaba-daba-doo!!!!! what were we talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 5:45 am,
It works well for work....but not for Motifake.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 5:48 am,
Yeah... I know what you're saying. If I had a life, or alcohol, or a girlfriend.... I might not be here right now.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 5:48 am,
But all the ja****ses are stirring up crap in the daytime hours... I feel like I'm missing out on all the fun here. Except for you being around, of course.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 5:52 am,
Awwwww. Ewwwwwww. I like you too..(please don't kill me
GreyScorpion - June 12, 2010, 8:15 am,
morning chick-poo, you have a good birthday?....bet you're tired...too bad, your day in the barrel :)
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:25 am,
Mornin... it wasn't bad, just went out to dinner. I was in bed by 11. LoL And it's too bad I have to work later, really. I'm gonna have some catching up to do...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2010, 1:07 pm,
Sorry Mom.
TheTrashHeap - June 14, 2010, 1:09 pm,
There are MUCH longer ill-formatted fakes we could chat on!.... i mean... sorry mom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2010, 1:11 pm,
We'll try harder....don't take away our PS3 games....What does that even mean?
TheTrashHeap - June 14, 2010, 1:13 pm,
it means 12 year olds shouldn't motifake!
thatonechick - June 14, 2010, 1:14 pm,
No banning, and you can keep your games... I just get the controllers. >:)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2010, 1:14 pm,
But, You're only 4 Trash?!?!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2010, 1:14 pm,
But Moooooooooommmmmm!!!
thatonechick - June 14, 2010, 1:14 pm,
Oh, evidently there aren't enough games for the PS3. I beg to differ... we have far too many.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2010, 1:16 pm,
I don't own a TV, so I can't play PS3....sometimes I wish I didn't own a computer or a phone as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 14, 2010, 3:07 pm,
Hey Cubby, R.S.Jake! You guys awake?
Cubbybear - June 14, 2010, 3:09 pm,
I never sleep
TheTrashHeap - June 14, 2010, 3:10 pm,
Hey Cubby! Any chance I could convince you to submit a few posters to the forum game I want to start?
Cubbybear - June 14, 2010, 3:16 pm,
PM me the details
R.S.Jake - June 14, 2010, 5:15 pm,
Huh? Who? What?!?!
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 7:42 pm,
Username: mentock - registering as a user, then carpet bombing within one hour after registering? Kiss motifake goodbye. Banned.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 7:56 pm,
Friends, motifakers, regulars and noobs... lend me your ear. It's not against motifake policy to give a 1L on a poster. It is, however, good advice to not give multiple tribute or moderator posters 1Ls just to get revenge.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 7:57 pm,
And that goes double for other motifakers... if you target a user or their tribute posters, you'll be buried deeper and faster than a seedling escaping chomper's van.
rerun - June 14, 2010, 7:58 pm,  
speaking of chompers....where is he?
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:00 pm,
Do not target, do not carpet bomb, do not hate... these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. For if you do, one day you will try to log in, and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:03 pm,
People want to get along here... don't make it difficult.
agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 10:26 pm,
The milk's gone bad! What's up, moooooo?!?!?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 16, 2010, 10:31 pm,
Meh, gotta leave for work soon. You?
agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 10:37 pm,
Off work. Not drinking just yet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 16, 2010, 10:41 pm,
What are you waiting for? I've only got 2 more then I'm off for 4...that's right! I'll be here all weekend, Making bad posters and drunken comments....yay!
agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 10:44 pm,
I'm off for the next 4 days... so, when are you planning on coming on and sharing some drinks? Let's make it like the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 16, 2010, 10:54 pm,
Friday should be the big one....Saturday is poker and I plan to be too drunk to type. gotta go....see ya later.
agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 10:56 pm,
Cool. Ciao.
ICEMAN - June 16, 2010, 11:06 pm,
What's hangin' Aggy?
agdaniele - June 17, 2010, 3:21 am,
Nuthin' bhut an inconsistent cuban.
agdaniele - June 17, 2010, 3:22 am,
Hey there, TTH, Reeling in your headaches, or what?
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:44 pm,
Bear with me, folks... computer porblems have me 2 days behind... I'll keep the poster comments to a minimum.
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:44 pm,
How's it going?!?!?
GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 9:53 pm,
I'm workin' on a nice simmered au Jus.
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:54 pm,
What a p******** you are, Grey.
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:55 pm,
Wait... or, is that a hebrew dish?
rerun - June 18, 2010, 9:58 pm,  
what, he can't cook kosher?
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:00 pm,
Not sure.... he's never shard his cookbook.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 10:09 pm,
What's up Aggy, rerun?
rerun - June 18, 2010, 10:10 pm,  
not a lot, how you Ice?
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 10:10 pm,
Doin' alright. enjoying a few IPAs tonight.
rerun - June 18, 2010, 10:11 pm,  
I am just waiting on the girls, early fathers day dinner. Hope they are ready7 soon. I am hungry
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 10:14 pm,
Gefilte fish & matzo balls? ;)
rerun - June 18, 2010, 10:15 pm,  
Ruth Chris steak house. Never been, hear is is great
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 10:15 pm,
You'll love it.
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:16 pm,
It's a great place. Good meat.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 10:17 pm,
It's all about the meat with you, eh Aggy?
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:18 pm,
I've dabbled in veggies, but they're just too weak.
GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 10:19 pm,
been to 3 of them. all the same. excellent food, big $$ tab
rerun - June 18, 2010, 10:19 pm,  
I am looking forward to it
rerun - June 18, 2010, 10:20 pm,  
Ruth Chris, not aggys Vegas trip.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 10:20 pm,
RuthsChris or Cottontail Ranch?
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:21 pm,
The Tucked Rooster.
rerun - June 18, 2010, 10:21 pm,  
The bunny ranch may be fun....just to say I have been there
GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 10:22 pm,
I love their menu
rerun - June 18, 2010, 10:23 pm,  
well, the time has come to go feast. later men.
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:23 pm,
Nothing like being able to brag to friends that you banged a woman that 60+ men crawl off of every month.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 10:24 pm,
Enjoy your day, rerun. Later.
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:26 pm,
Don't your people fast? Awwww, can't figure it out anyhow. Ciao!
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 11:17 pm,
So, I apparently missed drinking here with mooooo. He's starting earlier and earlier. I'm sorely out of shape.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 11:19 pm,
With those long summer days without night he gets confused.
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 11:20 pm,
Ahhhhhh.... that's right, he lives in east Alaska.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 11:21 pm,
LMAO!!! He'll love that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 18, 2010, 11:52 pm,
S'up b****es?
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 11:54 pm,
Moooooooooooooo! You're ALIVE!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 18, 2010, 11:55 pm,
Last tine I checked
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 11:56 pm,
Aggy was afraid you were in a drunken stupor by now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 18, 2010, 11:57 pm,
nope. completely sober...for now.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 11:58 pm,
Shame, shame, shame.
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 11:58 pm,
What the hell? Er, I mean.... to what do I owe this odd honor?
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 12:01 am,
I think he was trying to get a date.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 12:03 am,
You know how charming Moooooooooooooo can be when he's sober.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:04 am,
Hell, thy name is sobriety.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:06 am,
TTH is still around... or so it would appear. Wait... is it poker night? Or was that last night?
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 12:07 am,
Poker or poke her?
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:14 am,
They both have good women... so I think a "game" like that might end up in serious injury.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 12:20 am,
How's that minivan runnin' Aggy?
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:25 am,
Like a glove!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 19, 2010, 12:29 am,
I'm working on it. It's early yet. I'll be in and out for a bit, I'm trying to fix Mrs Moooo's computer.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 12:35 am,
Is that a euphemism for something?
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:35 am,
My computer had to be re-initialized with Windows... corrupt file jacked up everything.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 19, 2010, 12:36 am,
I wish.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 19, 2010, 12:37 am,
I've reloaded it 20 times. Can't figure out the problem.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:45 am,
Reloaded it? As in wiped out everything on the drive and initialized it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 19, 2010, 12:54 am,
I saved all her stuff....I use a 20 gig for the OS and a 250 for storage, makes it easier to reload.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:00 am,
Which OS is it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 19, 2010, 1:01 am,
a tweaked version of xp. but I've had different versions on it. I'm pretty sure it's a hardware issue.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:09 am,
XP is toast.... regardless of what you do, it was designed to degrade. Unless you have a hard-drive problem.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:11 am,
I know I'll get **** for this but... Can anyone say Mac?
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:11 am,
g**s can. Without a lisp, even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 19, 2010, 1:12 am,
I'm thinking Motherboard. and don't diss xp, It beats the hell out of vista.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 19, 2010, 1:12 am,
I don't have mac money. I have Linux money though.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:14 am,
XP is more user friendly than vista, but vista doesn't have gaping security holes in it. I'm up to Windows 7 now.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:15 am,
So Aggy, you're giving classes on proper enunciation?
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:16 am,
Sooory Moooooooooo. I forgot aboot that monopoly money.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 19, 2010, 1:19 am,
my next reload will be with 7 (on my pc)i''m just being lazy about it. I'm shopping around for a horizontal tower so I can keep my computer in my component stand.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:23 am,
If you're gonna upgrade, trust me.... abandon XP. It's designed to die. Blaster virus wasn't an accident.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 19, 2010, 1:27 am,
You and your viruses.....you should learn to use protection.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:43 am,
Why bother now?
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 2:33 am,
Later Aggy. Time to crater. Have a good one.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 2:36 am,
I've gotta get a few winks, too. Catcha later Ice... glad you could hang.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 8:34 pm,
Wave bye bye to WTFO's politifake... now in 7th place, and falling.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 9:05 pm,
Evening, Grey.... how's it going?
GreyScorpion - June 19, 2010, 9:07 pm,
it's a single malt night,
GreyScorpion - June 19, 2010, 9:16 pm,
crap, that reminds me, tomorrows Sunday, need to go get some Vitimain V for the Fathers Day OJ tomorrow
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 9:30 pm,
Ah, such the good son! Or, are you the father, and just buying yourself a thoughtful gift?
rerun - June 21, 2010, 12:17 am,  
good evening all.
agdaniele - June 21, 2010, 12:55 am,
Good evening one. Slooooowww!
agdaniele - June 21, 2010, 12:59 am,
It's a shame that mooooo isn't here... finally, the site has slowed down to accomodate his post-drinking speed!
ICEMAN - June 21, 2010, 1:06 am,
Hey Aggy, I see you have taken on new aliases.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 21, 2010, 1:59 am,
That's not very nice.
agdaniele - June 21, 2010, 2:23 am,
Not very nice, but thanks for reacting 1 hour after! LOL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 21, 2010, 2:51 am,
Well sooooory if i have a life and a woman.
agdaniele - June 21, 2010, 3:22 am,
Ok, see? I was looking into getting one of those... but why bother? I'm just going to end up losing one or both when I visit you in Canada.
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 12:30 am,
How you doing, ice?
ICEMAN - June 23, 2010, 12:35 am,
Doin' alright Aggy. Managed to survive another day.
ICEMAN - June 23, 2010, 12:38 am,
How's the sunburn coming?
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 12:56 am,
Dude, I am completely screwed..... my undershirts feel like cheese graters.
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 12:57 am,
Sorry..... trip to Lee's Liquor. We'll be doing 24 tonight.
ICEMAN - June 23, 2010, 12:57 am,
Don't even tell us about your underwear.
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 12:58 am,
My underwear? Smells like tomatoes.
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 12:59 am,
But you already knew that.
ICEMAN - June 23, 2010, 1:00 am,
Well, I've heard rumors.
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 1:05 am,
Fair enough... so, you been drinking tonight?
ICEMAN - June 23, 2010, 1:07 am,
Ohhhhhhh, all can get. Heh, heh. Just a half a dozen IPAs or so.
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 1:09 am,
IPA's?
ICEMAN - June 23, 2010, 1:11 am,
New Belgium Ranger India Pale Ale... to be specific.
ICEMAN - June 23, 2010, 1:19 am,
Oh well, you're too boring tonight Aggy. I'm gonna turn in. Later & don't forget the sunscreen tomorrow.
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 1:21 am,
Great!
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 1:21 am,
What was that about sleep when you're dead?
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 3:29 am,
The Great Whamini - Banned for low-vote bombing.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2010, 4:22 pm,
GUESS WHO GAME ON!
Faceplant31 - June 23, 2010, 4:26 pm,
YAY!
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 8:51 pm,
Attention noobs: we love that you love to make posters. But please try quality over quantity... today was an embarrassment. Everyone pads their cache basement here... just try not to lay the entire foundation in one day.
ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 10:31 pm,
Hey Aggy, how's it hangin'?
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:54 pm,
Hangin' like Mussolini. How you been Ice?
ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 11:28 pm,
I'm back. I know you were worried. Anyway, I had too much fun today driving from one side of the Valley of the Sun Devil to the other. Only a hundred mile + round trip or so.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:33 pm,
Wondered why you asked haow it's hanging, then bailed. Then I drank another 4 Guinness, and coped.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:34 pm,
Did you get lost on the drive?
ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 11:34 pm,
Good for you. Your reputation has not diminished a bit with me.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:35 pm,
LOL! I was hoping...
ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 11:37 pm,
At least you have that going for you. If you don't have hope you might as well call yourself Mooooooooooooooooo
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:43 pm,
There's a poetry to that one.... I sorta like it!
ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 11:44 pm,
Think it could be put to music?
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:45 pm,
Something with a mariachi band, I think.
ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 11:47 pm,
I don't know aboot that. Maybe Jimmy Buffet? Yikes!!!
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:50 pm,
LOL! Volcano has a nice pep to it.
ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 11:52 pm,
Emmit!!! It never fails. Just as soon as I make the Top 5 someone bombs my azz. Oh well, I guess I should be used to it by now.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 12:00 am,
I swear.... I'm going to keep getting tighter and tighter with this stuff. It's gotten odd... timmys aren't bombers and bombers aren't timmys... the bombers don't announce what they dislike. I'll just keep watcing the vote log, and I'll ban accordingly.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 12:01 am,
Back in a little... gotta get to the store.
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 12:04 am,
Dude, don't start swinging the ban hammer just because. Its frustrating but it ain't that big a deal. Everyone goes through a learning process on this site. I know I did.
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 12:05 am,
Get some for me!!!
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 12:20 am,
Seems to me Aggy, you have a bad case of the 6 P's. At least on weekends anyway.
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 1:27 am,
Aggy must have been busted for DUI.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 1:34 am,
Arrested for being brown after dark?
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 1:36 am,
Only in my State of Arizona. :) Heh, heh.
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 1:51 am,
Uh-oh! Somebody let Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo out of the feeding pen.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2010, 1:55 am,
I finally got some time off work. You Grok work Right?........It's kinda like that street corner you stand on. But with less Herpes.
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 1:57 am,
Less herpes? Where's the fun in that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2010, 1:58 am,
It's less "Episodic"
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 2:01 am,
I take it you're not the drama queen that Aggy says you are?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2010, 2:02 am,
What now? What did Manuel say?
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 2:04 am,
Not so much as what he says as what he implies. ((he wants you) not sure what for)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2010, 2:05 am,
You read "g**" into everything.....That says a lot about you.
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 2:10 am,
Keep dreaming big boy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2010, 2:14 am,
I will......G'night Val Kilmer........
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 2:15 am,
G'night Bessie.....
MrRandom - June 26, 2010, 3:41 am,
oH GOD I;ve svveen gone fhjor a while, what did I miss?
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 3:59 am,
Aggy & Mooooooooooooooo are breaking up. It's a messy story.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:43 pm,
Moooooooooooo! How's it going tonight, my good man?
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 12:05 am,
Being rather presumptive, aren't we?
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:26 am,
Presumptive? Does that mean thinking that an alcoholic thinks I'm pretty, and will return my calls... er, comments?
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 1:35 am,
I thought your doctor told you to get all those mirrors out of your house.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:42 am,
But they're the only things that make my "object" look closer than it is!
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:08 am,
Mooooo..... why sick, it wasn't you?
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:09 am,
Or, are you REALLY amina in disguise?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:10 am,
I feel bad for the guys who enjoyed it.....I had known for a while before this and no one believed me.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:13 am,
I wish you'd have told the others about your drunken Washington experience you encountered in September.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:16 am,
Ha Ha!.......you're the one that tried to meet it in person you sicko!
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:20 am,
True that! Gotta get me some grunge p****!
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 3:22 am,
Cubby?
rerun - June 27, 2010, 3:26 am,  
well folks, I am going to turn in. tomorrow is my dad b-day party (75), gotta get up early and get a fire extinguisher ...um, card before the party
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 3:30 am,
Take it easy rerun. Make sure you get your dad a cake... http://www.slimyfish.net/images/blog/birthdaycakecandlespy3.jpg
rerun - June 27, 2010, 3:31 am,  
need a flamethrower to light that
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 3:31 am,
G'night Rerun.
angus90 - June 27, 2010, 3:40 am,
Jesus Christ, 683 comments?
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 3:41 am,
Amateur vote ratings. I'm no monkey.
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 3:43 am,
Awwww, give yourself some credit Aggy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 3:43 am,
@ Angus....check out "most commented" in the reports tab.....this is what we do.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 3:45 am,
You're soooooo sweet, Ice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 3:48 am,
No. You're not nearly good enough to be a monkey.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 3:49 am,
That's an odd statement, moooo.... since you repeatedly ask me to huck my crap at you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 3:51 am,
Huck?.......what are you 5?.....shut up bucko!
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 3:51 am,
d***, I didn't know you were German.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 3:52 am,
Who else would drink Guinness? 3/4 italian, 1/4 german.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 3:53 am,
That's insecurity, depravation, alcoholism and failure combined.... equals 100% mexican!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 3:54 am,
I dunno? ....The Irish?.....
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 3:54 am,
That's ok. I'm 3/4 german & 1/4 irish
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 3:55 am,
And Mooooooooooooooo is 100% bovine.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 3:55 am,
LMAO!!!!!! I've gotta crash, Kiss your Burro good night for me, good night Ice...you might be a douche, but at least you're white........see y'all in hell. (or tomorrow)
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 3:57 am,
I equate irish laziness to mexican... therefore, a Guinness drinker via parallels.
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 3:57 am,
FU too Moooooo. Take care.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 3:57 am,
Have a good night, my friend... take care.
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 4:01 am,
Well, believe it or not, I'm outa ICE!!! No more ****tails for me tonight. See ya later Aggy, Mooooooo, rerun, etc.
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 4:02 am,
Whoooooooooo the phuck are you?
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 4:03 am,
Take it easy, Ice... thanks for hangin'
ICEMAN - June 30, 2010, 10:56 pm,
ATTENTION: K-MART shoppers.
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:23 am,
Too Lame; Didn't read
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:24 am,
So many posters, so many TL;DR's,
ICEMAN - July 3, 2010, 1:16 am,
Corripe Cervisiam. Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi. Veni, Vidi, Dormivi.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 3:45 am,
Re: Iceman's avatar... carpe dem jiggly jigglys
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 5:27 pm,
Heading out... I have a place that will turn my motifake avatar into thhose stickers for the car window... MUST HAVE NOW! Time til my car is damaged as a result of someone recognizing the avatar? Inside of the 1st kilometer after application.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 5:28 pm,
Wait.... that's distance, not time. Crap. I swear... it's not a DWI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 3, 2010, 5:29 pm,
Miniature chain steering wheel, dingleballs, 20 empty Guinness cans,Motifake avatar....Check!
Haarakkon - July 3, 2010, 5:47 pm,
We gotta stop him before he crosses the AZ border.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 3, 2010, 5:52 pm,
Don't stress......he'll get pulled over WAY before then.
agdaniele - July 5, 2010, 1:38 pm,
Gotta head out and get an external drive to use with my new netbook... I'll be on the road for 3 months with work, and I'm not going without access to this site and my movies, TV shows and music.
Cubbybear - July 5, 2010, 2:31 pm,
@Aggy and p***.., don't forget p*** for the road
agdaniele - July 6, 2010, 7:54 pm,
Back soon... gotta xfer movies to new external drive. And yes, I know that nobody asked.
agdaniele - July 8, 2010, 10:51 pm,
Hola, señor vaca... que tal?
ICEMAN - July 8, 2010, 11:26 pm,
You speakin' spinach agin?
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:39 am,
How's it been, old friend?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 11:40 am,
The little woman is gone on a week long camping trip. So.....Good.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:42 am,
Good to an extent, I'm sure. A week is a refreshing vacation for both.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 11:44 am,
Yeah, I miss her. But I don't miss hair in the sink...or her cooking.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:46 am,
LMAO!!! Enough potatoes for now?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 11:47 am,
A man can only take so much food poisoning. How you been?
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:48 am,
m atually missing some good south american cooking... the ex gf is visiting family in cuba... if the coast guard didn't sink her raft.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:50 am,
Been working outside a lot... too frickin h**.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:50 am,
Tell me she can at least make grilled cheese sandwiches!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 11:51 am,
If she comes over and cooks for you +benefits....is she really your "ex" gf?
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:53 am,
YES, dammit! Ex ex ex ex! She's got herself a girlfriend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 11:55 am,
does she have clothes or a toothbrush at your hacienda?
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:58 am,
She leaves with all of her clothes, and brushes her teeth with corn tortillas.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 11:59 am,
I make the grilled cheese...I'm a pro. Funny story, the first time she ever stayed over (8yrs ago) I made her grilled cheese and she burned herself on the pan. she still has a scar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 12:00 pm,
Liar. (I'm just saying)
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:01 pm,
Wears my undershirt when over. And yes, a toothbrush is here, naturally, among other things.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:02 pm,
LMAO@scar!!!! That's just priceless! I guess it's pretty much a lost art nowadays... girls who cook, that is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 12:04 pm,
If there are tampons in your house.....She's not your ex
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:06 pm,
LOL! No tampons. She can bring her own... blood never kept me away. Soap, shampoo, brush, towel... basic stuff that's always been here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 12:07 pm,
You're married.......sorry my friend.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:09 pm,
Nope... I'm too old for this life, but certainly not married or in a relationship. She isn't around that often... much.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 12:11 pm,
You're lying to yourself. I don't blame you.
thatonechick - July 10, 2010, 12:13 pm,
I just stopped by to say WAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and Moo+ is right. Later!
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:14 pm,
How are you doing, beauty?!?!? Really... she's not my girlfriend... she doesn't even like DeLoreans
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:15 pm,
Me? Lying to myself? Come on... not possible. But, I'll let you channel your jealousy into accusations. It's understandable.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 12:16 pm,
Hey TOC!!! thanks for the backup.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 12:17 pm,
Me jealous?....I'm just happy to have a good woman...I'm a train-wreck.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:20 pm,
I'm an OG (real gangsters)... and although many have stories of when they played high school or college football, baseball, etc... glory days stuff... I've lived 3 lives already. Life is boring now... and I'm supposed to be stable?
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:22 pm,
I've got a head full of smarts, know-how, and experience... but it's pretty useless in the job market.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 12:31 pm,
Did you just copy and paste your Plenty of fish profile.....I feel sad for you. LOL...I hope you meet a nice woman who owns stock in Guinness.....I gotta crash...Later Yo!
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:37 pm,
LOL! Mooooo crashing at this time of day!!! Take it easy, dude.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:37 pm,
Hurtful bastard!
ICEMAN - July 10, 2010, 9:50 pm,
Yo Aggy! Polished off that case of Guinness yet?
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:58 pm,
Haven't had a drop... the Guinness needs to be polished... it's sitting there, getting dusty!
ICEMAN - July 11, 2010, 12:33 am,
Shame, shame, shame.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:40 am,
It's too late and too slow here to start a night of drinking at this point. I'm not proud of it... but it is a fact.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:40 am,
How's it been, Ice?
ICEMAN - July 11, 2010, 12:42 am,
Doin alright. Winding down from three pitchers, or there abouts, of Fat Tire
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:45 am,
Nice beer... perfect amount. Motifake is like the drunk hook-up... we only come calling in the late hours, drunk.
ICEMAN - July 11, 2010, 12:46 am,
Heh, heh. True enough.
ICEMAN - July 11, 2010, 12:47 am,
So what's your excuse? Why so sober on a Saturday?
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:49 am,
Don't know, really. Just bored. Ex gf (cuban) has been out of the country, and I'm really just relaxing and enjoying not waking up at 4:30am on saturday to go for a walk on the strip. Guess I'm just being old while I can.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:50 am,
ALthough I'm feeling like I want to do an old favorite... drinking in the morning. Always fun... and after a nap, I'll still have most of the day to do stuff.
ICEMAN - July 11, 2010, 12:52 am,
Shiit, plenty of time for feeling old when you get there.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:54 am,
When I get there? I dabble in younger girls... (Younger, not just young)... and they take years off of your life. Add that to my refusal to abandon Guinness, and I'm 20 years older internally.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:55 am,
My liver should already be collecting social security.
ICEMAN - July 11, 2010, 12:57 am,
Hmmmmmm. Maybe you do have a death wish. Women in general will suck the life out of you but when you start with the younger ones.........
ICEMAN - July 11, 2010, 12:58 am,
Livers are over rated. Remember, the liver is evil & must be punished.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 1:03 am,
I know, I know... at 36 years old, I was toying around with a restaurant hostess (almost 20 years old)... and she just ran me into the ground. Now, I keep to the mid-to-late 20's. Still... just too much. Very masochistic.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 1:04 am,
I really don't think that Guinness punishes my liver. I like to believe that I'm treating it to fine stout... showing it admiration and respect. In turn, it makes me pee regularly.
ICEMAN - July 11, 2010, 1:07 am,
From what I've heard, peeing regularly is a good thing. Which is not to say that one shouldn't be prudent where & when. People tend to frown upon it when in the middle of a crowd.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 1:12 am,
Who cares what they think? It's natural. Although, I do have to question why you felt the need to do it in a crowd while wearing only speedos.
ICEMAN - July 11, 2010, 1:14 am,
Who says I had a speedo?
ICEMAN - July 11, 2010, 1:18 am,
Oh well, munchies are kickin' in. Time to make a ham & swiss sammich. Later Aggy.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 1:19 am,
Take it easy... catcha later.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:47 am,
Back in the day, if it hadn't been for incarceration, I'd have never had any vacation time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:49 am,
Do immigration holding cells really count?
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:54 am,
I like to think so. Without them, I have no story.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:56 am,
Just wait... my people are already leaking over your border... it's just a matter of time before you start building a wall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:58 am,
My town has thousands of Mexicans, I like them. At least they didn't side with Hitler like those dirty Wops............btw.. (why is the "most comments" only for the last 6 months now?)
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:03 pm,
At least the WOPs knew when to change sides.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:04 pm,
I'm thinking that the most comments thing is to keep a larger quantity of the newer posters in user sight.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 12:04 pm,
To whichever seemed to be winning....classy!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:04 pm,
Ain't no glory in going down with the ship.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 12:06 pm,
I don't really know the whole story, I learned about WW@ from Allo'Allo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 12:06 pm,
*2
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:11 pm,
LOL! I'm sure the coloring books help sear it into your mind, huh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 12:14 pm,
There were colouring books?....d*** those missed opportunities!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 12:19 pm,
Anywhoo....crashing now. I'll be back tonight.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:20 pm,
See you later.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:21 pm,
I'm sure I'll be in full celebration mode.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 6:45 pm,
Back shortly.
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 12:50 am,
How's it hangin' Aggy?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 12:52 am,
Ice, Ice baby! Doing well, thanks! How's everything on the dark side of the moon?
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 12:53 am,
I don't know. I can't see anything.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 12:59 am,
Anybody will tell you here... it's best to go by touch.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 1:00 am,
Phenomenal batch of submissions, dude! Ice is on fire!
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 1:01 am,
I don't know. In the case of Moooooooooooo you have to be careful what you reach for.
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 1:02 am,
@ thanks Aggy. A little time off works once in a while.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 1:04 am,
Always.... gotta let the brain re-boot.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm,
Back in just a little....
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:35 pm,
Taco and Beer run aggy?
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 10:18 pm,
Yooooo, hoooooooo?
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:39 am,
(slight delay in response... I'm creating a handful of posters... gotta do my part here)
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:43 am,
You've been on a roll lately. Keep up the good work (or whatever it is you do)
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:48 am,
I honestly don't think I've been making many gems, but by the summer standards, I certainly am liking to see all the stuff that us seasoned regulars are putting out...
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:49 am,
Sounds corny, but I'm proud of how everybody has stepped up and made this place fun to scroll through posters again. We were going through a rough spot.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:54 am,
Dude, you have your own style & it works. It is fun to see how you can take an every day pic & turn it into gold. Meanwhile, I have to feed off of a funny pic & try to embellish. Yours is the harder task in my opinion.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 3:06 am,
I completely disagre. To make a funny picture funny is much more difficult... look how many just repeat or use "nuff said" to an already funny picture.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 3:07 am,
Creativity has a much larger canvas on a plain picture... more you can do with it. But something already funny is far more complicated to "kick up a notch" = I can't do it... never could.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 3:13 am,
Yeahbut........ you seem to be pulling something out of the air while I tend to feed off of what I find.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 3:18 am,
I go through dozens of pictures at a time, and most do nothing... but some speak to me. If the pic doesn't make an idea leap instantly, I move on. That's where yours is such an ability... you're turning Toyotas into Ferraris.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 3:20 am,
Well anyway, I'm outa here for tonight. All outa tequila. Eeeek. Take it easy Aggy, enjoy.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 3:21 am,
Great talking to ya, Ice.... have a good one!
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 3:21 am,
And meanwhile you turn a Ferrari into a Bentley. Later.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 3:29 am,
Ciao
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:30 am,
So, how's it been, stranger?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2010, 11:33 am,
sleepy.....but good..........off for the next two days, you be around tonight?
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:38 am,
I'll definitely be here if you're up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2010, 11:46 am,
I'll be back....after the blurring goes away (JK, I just need a nap ***f***ing night shifts)
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:47 am,
I've got running around to do with my not-girlfriend. Catcha this evening, mooooo.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 12:29 am,
How's it going Aggy?
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 12:33 am,
Not bad.... just hanging out, licking my wounds... my top posters got bombed while I was at work.... glad Grey caught it before it got too deep into my cache.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 12:36 am,
Wonderful. Just when you think there might be a light at the end of the tunnel...
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 12:37 am,
Nah.... I know why I get bombed. I see it as a tribute, not an insult.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 12:38 am,
If you wish I could send you a tribute of my own.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 12:38 am,
If I'm not getting bombed or targeted, then I'm not doing my job here.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 12:39 am,
How are you doing? (aside from being at home on a friday night)
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 12:40 am,
LMAO! You mean a tribute other than the blurry pics you send via PM?
Cubbybear - July 31, 2010, 12:41 am,
@Aggy .I agree .I get bombed on a daily basis. Why do I still create? I love the abuse
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 12:41 am,
I've been going through my cache of pics for potential motifakes and...... lets just say I'm in a dry spell.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 12:42 am,
You need to get you contacts cleaned.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 12:43 am,
An appreciation for ego S&M is required to survive here. Grey gets the credit for banning your bomber today, Cubby... he made a serious run at your stuff. Got your top 10 posters before he was noticed.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 12:44 am,
Ice, maybe they just steam up my screen.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 12:45 am,
Ice..... hit new posters... don't run yourself down on stuff you've been struggling with. But, I know where you're at... I get those dry spells often. We can't all be Cubby!
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 12:45 am,
Heh, heh. The plan works.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 12:46 am,
Not sure I want to know that plan.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 12:48 am,
Thankfully we are not all like Cubby. I think that would crash Mr. M's site.
Cubbybear - July 31, 2010, 12:48 am,
Hey..Grey is a good man.Kudos to him.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 12:50 am,
He's as heavy handed as I am on target bombers and trolls... and it happens a lot faster during the daytime. My latest bomber was from India. Go figure.
Cubbybear - July 31, 2010, 12:52 am,
Rashnish bombed you? Internet terrorism on MotiFake. d*** Facebook
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 12:55 am,
LOL! Indians are often mistaken for terrorists, but they're not. Would someone who hands out bourbon chicken samples at Hickory Farms with such enthusiasm really hate the US? And nobody wears sweat pants, dress shoes and white tube socks with such pride.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 12:58 am,
I don't recall, did you make fun of Vishnu in one of your posters Aggy?
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 12:58 am,
Except somebody named Guido.
Cubbybear - July 31, 2010, 12:59 am,
true ..I get them mixed up with Pakis
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 1:02 am,
Well, I simply said that if I was going to get a reach-around... Vishnu would be a god.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 1:02 am,
LOL!!! Touche, Ice.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 1:37 am,
Huh. Looking back at that old poster, it appears I've been here for a year.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 1:40 am,
It's gone by fast. Seems like I'm just starting it too.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 1:42 am,
I know what you mean... I feel like I've been here for a lot longer than I have, too. The place ages you!
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 1:55 am,
What's going on Aggy? Quiet night eh?
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 1:57 am,
Heh. I type like a hoser when I'm tired eh?
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 1:59 am,
Not much, Space... I've been making italian cheescake while doing the motifake thing... and I'm up too late for having to walk at 4:30am... as usual.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 2:00 am,
Italian cheesecake? Cheesecake with spaghetti sauce?
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:01 am,
HA! Good one Ice, beat me to it.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:02 am,
The cheese is on top of a lot of beef.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 2:04 am,
LOL Ice! Soooooo... you saw those pictures, huh Space?
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:08 am,
You keep labeling them as HUGE bre***S or EPIC a** when you send them. I keep hoping they'll be female.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 2:10 am,
You'd rather that I tucked the beef behind the cheese? Britarded style?
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:12 am,
Stick to what you know my friend.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:14 am,
I'll find someone who can use those pics eventually.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 2:18 am,
Someone in the Washington or Pacific Northwest area?
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:21 am,
I've only been there once. I got very lost driving around Seattle, and have no desire to go back.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:23 am,
Although I've heard Spokane has an excellent car show every year.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 2:43 am,
Love the poster, Ice! Have a good one, friend.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 2:57 am,
Thanks Aggy. Give a nod to Cubby as well. He fed me the pic. Sleep well.
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 12:08 am,
I'm outta here. Good night all.
pzykosiz - September 8, 2010, 12:10 am,
seeya man
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 11:41 pm,
Knock, knock...
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 11:46 pm,
Bueno?
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 11:48 pm,
You're no fun. I had a semi-clever knock knock joke waiting. Too late, you fugged it up.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 11:49 pm,
Why should tonight be any different?
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 11:50 pm,
Heh, heh. How's the Guinness holding out tonight?
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 11:52 pm,
Not drinking. Just got over being sick... wanted to make sure I didn't drink myself right back into it again... can't afford any more time off of work.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 11:54 pm,
So, to answer the question... it's holding up nicely... 18 of them sitting in my fridge... waiting patiently.
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 11:56 pm,
You sure are a sickly lil mofo. I have found that a good buzz sometimes chases away all them germs.
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 11:58 pm,
You gotta stop lurking around those pre-schools. Frakkin' germ factories.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 12:11 am,
I'll take a good ol flu or chicken pox over herpes or crabs!
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 12:18 am,
To each their own. Nothing better than cracked crab w/some deep fried horseneck clams steaks. Oh wait, you weren't talking seafood.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 12:22 am,
In a way, I suppose... littlenecks.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 12:25 am,
Feeling inadequate tonight?
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 12:27 am,
Everytime I am sober and look down, my friend.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 12:41 am,
Stop dropping the soap.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 12:47 am,
That's not soap.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 1:05 am,
A jar of peanut b***er?
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 1:10 am,
I dropped it from my hands... I didn't cough.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 1:31 am,
Too much lube?
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 1:33 am,
Too much jello
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 1:35 am,
LMAO. I really don't know how to respond to that one.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 1:39 am,
That's a good thing... you shouldn't know how to respond to that.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 1:49 am,
By implication, you would know?
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 1:50 am,
I've got my morning walk... gonna turn in and get some sleep. Thanks for hanging out, Ice.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 1:53 am,
No worries Aggy. I'm pretty much done as well. Take care of yourself my friend.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 1:54 am,
You too. Catch you later, paisan.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 9:09 pm,
Wow... I need to find something else to do on a sunday evening.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 9:18 pm,
There's always Redtube.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 9:35 pm,
How's it going, ice? Redtube?
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 9:46 pm,
Google it. Moooooooooooooooo prolly spends half his day there.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 9:53 pm,
Got it now... meh... not my thing. I'm old. My p*** site is the official Guinness merchandise page.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 9:53 pm,
good evening gentlemen
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 9:55 pm,
You always have been a cheap date, Aggy. What's up Cranky. And watch who you're calling a gentleman.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 9:57 pm,
not too much Ice, how you been? and don't read too much into that, i use that term pretty loosely. LOL
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 9:57 pm,
Gentle? He don't know Ice well. And if you've priced Guinness and matched my tolerance, you'd call me anything but a cheap date.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:00 pm,
i got a question... is it irresponsible for a 30 something year old man to take a drunken nap on his neighbors lawn at 3 in the morning?
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 10:02 pm,
Fully clothed or commando?
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:02 pm,
Unless it's crabgrass, no.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:02 pm,
parka, boots, toque, gloves, snowstorm.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:02 pm,
LMAO Ice!
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:09 pm,
If they don't like your version of a nativity scene, tell them to buy a better one... because you were sick of looking at nothing.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 10:09 pm,
Is that all? The question stands.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 10:11 pm,
He's bringing gifts. He's one of the wise men.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:12 pm,
more like one of the donkeys. yes, fully clothed.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:14 pm,
Tell them you barely survived the battle with ninjas who were trying to break into their house.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 10:15 pm,
As long as they don't turn the sprinklers on you I suppose its OK. I wouldn't make a habit of it though. You tend to be a target for stray dogs, if you catch my meaning.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:18 pm,
OR.... stop drinking Jägermeister.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:19 pm,
rusty nails actually aggy. 4 of them, well 2 doubles, after about a half dozen pints of harp. I don't even remember how i got to my bed.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:20 pm,
i know, i know, i'm a lightweight
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:22 pm,
Having a high tolerance is only useful when you're a teen girl... hanging around Ice. Otherwise, it's a financial burden. It's fine, I'm sure... as long as you didn't drag your mattress into the neighbor's yard.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:26 pm,
i was zigzaggin up the street, and stumbled and fell and then caught a little shuteye. there was a snow angel on his lawn later on that afternoon. this all happened thursday. I been mortified to look him in the eye since.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:26 pm,
snow angel = snow hobo whatever
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 10:28 pm,
That's what you get for molesting his lawn jockey.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:30 pm,
at least it wasn't a plastic flamingo
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:30 pm,
LOL! Don't ask why the neighbor had to get rid of the flamingo.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:31 pm,
Aaaaargh! Beat me to the punch!
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 10:32 pm,
Poor Aggy. Sloppy seconds.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:33 pm,
Story of my life.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:33 pm,
ew... flamingo seconds
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:34 pm,
Wasn't missing a leg beforehand...
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:41 pm,
... i must've gotten a little peckish...
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:44 pm,
Went for the beak?
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:58 pm,
g'night you guys, good chattin with yas. =)
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 10:59 pm,
Take care Cranky. Stay away from those garden gnomes.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 11:04 pm,
LOL! Nite, crankmeister.
ICEMAN - December 11, 2010, 2:08 am,
Whadda yooo doin' up at this hour Claire?
Claire - December 11, 2010, 2:12 am,
It's Friday and I'm still winding down from the play I'm in.
ICEMAN - December 11, 2010, 2:14 am,
I didn't realize you were a thespian.
Claire - December 11, 2010, 2:20 am,
Spur of the moment decision. My whole family is involved in theater and I figured I'd give it a sh**.
ICEMAN - December 11, 2010, 2:25 am,
That's cool. What type of production is it? Holidays?
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