Bring it on RON, I've never burned down your capital before. *snickers, winks at moose bodyguard, braces for more flaming*
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2009, 7:20 pm,
Americans invade Canada every summer. They spend incredible amounts of money to go out and catch common freshwater fish and shoot dime a dozen deer. While we stay back at camp to comfort their wives and daughters.
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 7:38 pm,
Let's go. I was running low on Maple syrup and piss poor beer anyway.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2009, 7:47 pm,
Don't forget your wives and daughters boys. Also in Canada we serve american beer with a nipple on it cause its for kids and old people!
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:19 pm,
My daughter is 5, you'd be extremely sick to look at her in that way. As for my wife, I don't worry about anyone taking her away from me. Especially a Canadian. I heard the constant cold produces constant shrinkage in you guys (ha).
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2009, 8:26 pm,
No worries on the cold, the clean air and water are more than enough to provide the vitality needed to satisfy all those women while their husbands are on the golf course. I come from a tourist town and every may we welcome the new American stock.
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:28 pm,
So you're saying you lack the personal integrity to keep your hands off another man's wife? Sad.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2009, 8:29 pm,
Hey rings don't plug holes!
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:35 pm,
Just remember that when someday your lady goes down on one of those tourists. I hear Canadian women love our accents.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2009, 8:42 pm,
My lady is whichever lady i wind up with each night. could be 1 of ours, could be one of yours. Man was not made for manogamy
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2009, 8:43 pm,
And Canadian women love euro accents like all other women. y'alll is not attractive to anybody.
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:50 pm,
If you say so.
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 12:33 am,
If nothing else, South Park showed us that nobody wins in a war with Canada.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 2, 2009, 12:34 am,
Oooh, can I invade Montreal? I hear it's just like Europe! Or maybe Toronto? Look out, Yonge Street, here I come with my American moneys and my swaggers to buy your sensible items at reasonable prices! Plus, I want pancakes!
a name - July 2, 2009, 2:33 am,
You know I do remember the United States did try to invade Canada a couple hundred years ago... Apparently they like their guns just as much as we do...
BoneCD - July 2, 2009, 7:52 am,
Wait a second, I thought we were already taken over by Canada...or was that China?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:34 pm,
Ha! Soldier dude here looks scared ... for a reason.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:07 pm,
It's because - excepting those 3 weeks (this year, July 25th to August 14th) of summer - he's woefully underdressed.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:04 pm,
d***, I think yer right. Sheesh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 12:16 am,
It looks like Richard Greico. I pity Canada if he shows up, not because he's tough, but because they'll have to put up with a horrible has been like Richard Greico.