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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2009, 1:39 am,
Self pics never go over well. 5 sympathy lions.
MO - July 12, 2009, 2:18 am,
Come on Moooooo! A pic of my a** hardly counts as a self portrait!
a name of no use - July 12, 2009, 2:30 am,
Well if it counts at the DMV it counts on the internet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2009, 2:36 am,
It seems apt....very apt.
MO - July 12, 2009, 2:39 am,
For the last couple of comments you've made towards me, i'm just gonna a**ume that you've got a problem with me. K Bye! Subtle yet...not so much.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2009, 2:43 am,
What? Mo I hope you're kidding. definitely no problem here. You're the man. If it seems like I'm picking on you I'm not.I pick on everyone. Do you want to go to prom with me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2009, 2:45 am,
In all seriousness. Sorry MO. I never meant to hurt your feelings. I just get mean when I drink....which is most of the time. Seriously no offense bud.
a name of no use - July 12, 2009, 2:48 am,
Hey, at least you didn't him with the bottle. I tend to keep doing that when I'm drunk. That's why they don't allow me at grandma's anymore..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2009, 2:50 am,
I didd'nt "him with the bottle" WTF?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2009, 2:51 am,
note to self. can't spell when drunk.
MO - July 12, 2009, 2:52 am,
Sweet moooooo! Then i'm just an a**! As usual! I was worried 'cause you one funny MOfo, and it's hard to gauge "the written word" and not see facial expressions, voice inflections ect....smooches!!! (but that doesn't make u a member of the tribe!)
a name of no use - July 12, 2009, 2:53 am,
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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2009, 2:57 am,
I actually felt so bad i pm'd you an apology.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2009, 3:02 am,
Member of the tribe Mo?......that must mean something different in the states. Cuz I was a Little insulted there for a second.
a name of no use - July 12, 2009, 3:03 am,
What, you're not an Atlanta Braves fan?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2009, 3:05 am,
Why would I be a braves fan? I'm Canadian, I'm contractually obligated to be a Blue jays fan.
a name of no use - July 12, 2009, 3:06 am,
Or an Expo...oh wait...
MO - July 12, 2009, 3:08 am,
The kissamo tribe! FTM!!!
MO - July 12, 2009, 4:23 pm,
Alright, a little background on this one. Just so youz guys don't think I'm a dirty bastard....I only put the caption on there for "shock value" I promise it's as innocent as a poorly shimmed table, a tall glass of Shirley Temple and a rambunctious pig!!
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 4:36 pm,
MO, MO, MO... you don't go 'splanin to do... own it!
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 4:37 pm,
Reading over last night's comments, even moooo was in full-retraction mode! What's up with that?
MO - July 12, 2009, 4:37 pm,
Yeah I know aggy! b*** all day I was thinking "d*** that's purdy nasty" So....
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 4:40 pm,
Hey... you were simply giving a public service announcement. With kids being so de-sensitized nowadays, sometimes you have to be graphic to get your message to sink in.
MO - July 12, 2009, 4:40 pm,
I kind of got on him and he felt bad, I guess. But I have a feeling that we may be eye to eye now and all is fair game! Don't expect him to hold back too much from now on!
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 4:42 pm,
I often the edgy stuff... and unless you see me defending a poster of yours, you can rest a**ured that it's not offensive.
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 4:47 pm,
I often *defend* the edgy stuff. Yeah. That makes sense now.
MO - July 12, 2009, 4:48 pm,
Well you know I'm all about being on the edge...can't offend my sensibility's but when moooo called me out on this being a self portrait, that's when I'm all like "dude, I don't want someone actually thinking I **** myself" But you know what? Your right!
MO - July 12, 2009, 4:48 pm,
Your not cool unless you crap your pants so I'm just gonna sit right here in my poo poo pants and revel in all that is man!!!!
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 4:49 pm,
And in this case, one can see that there are wet spots on the side... if it was a fart, you have much bigger problems than motifaker's perceptions of you!!!!
MO - July 12, 2009, 4:50 pm,
your're not cool YOU'RE
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 4:50 pm,
Now, if this said "NEVER EVER - Tuck before peeing", I'd be slightly more concerned for you.
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 4:51 pm,
LOL!!! d*** right, MO... if you do it, own it!
MO - July 12, 2009, 4:51 pm,
rerun - July 12, 2009, 9:39 pm,  
and yet we never got an answer to the prom question.....
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:55 am,
Or, does she?
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:56 am,
I see. Pick on MO night. Makin' up for lost time eh?
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:57 am,
MO.... yes.... this is what you get when you bail on us.... much like betting on the Cowboys.
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:59 am,
Speaking of which.... why is Nik such a stranger, too?
MO - December 12, 2009, 2:00 am,
I found out that I have to retire from the Guard before I can do this full time. **** takes over your life!!! So I'm not bailing bioootch!! And I'll bail on the Cowboys when they burn my cold dead body and spead my ashes out to sea....
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 2:00 am,
Ouch. Stationed in Philly but routing for Dallas? You must be popular MO.
MO - December 12, 2009, 2:06 am,
You have no idea the crap I deal with space. I was at the 44-6 debacle! And believe me when I say that the only reason that I didn't get in 6 fights was because NIK was there. I have though been able to bond with one beagle fan at work...that's it. One!
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 2:07 am,
At least he's not that coast guard stationed in Iowa.
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 2:09 am,
Can you believe the Champs got chumped by the Browns?
MO - December 12, 2009, 2:11 am,
Skins almost beat the I can believe just aboot anything this year. Oooo and the Fins beat the Pats......and the raiders beat the Eagles. Any given sunday, has never been more apt...
MO - December 12, 2009, 2:12 am,
Space you're in Texas aren't you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 2:12 am,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 2:12 am,
Spacedog is a proud Canadian.
MO - December 12, 2009, 2:13 am,
Say it ain't so?
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 2:14 am,
Only if they still call Alberta north Texas.
MO - December 12, 2009, 2:14 am,
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 2:14 am,
Rotheslebergermeisterberger hasn't been ok since his brain damage.
MO - December 12, 2009, 2:15 am,
He won the bowl last year....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 2:23 am,
That's nothing....I smoked like 200,000 bowls last year.
MO - December 12, 2009, 2:25 am,
Alright you crazy f***ers! I'm out. Don't be pissy if I disappear for weeks ect. I'll be back and I loves you all. Not to mention, I'll always "peek in the window" to see how things is going. Not kidding! You guys are the ****. MO Awaaay!!!
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 2:25 am,
Bull5hit..... you show up more often.... you got no business bailing for this long.
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 2:26 am,
And tell Nik that she needs to not make us feel like it's only shore-leave!
MO - December 12, 2009, 2:27 am,
My business is keeping Mooooo dry! Can't MOtifake and do that at the same time....duh!!!
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 2:28 am,
The day you keep moooooo dry, you have made the world dry.... and where would the coast guard be then?
MO - December 12, 2009, 2:30 am,
Actually my current position doesn't involve drug interdiction. Hell, it doesn't even involve turning wrenches, like they trained me to do. But rest a**ured Mooo when I get back in the ****, you'll be out of it!!!
MO - December 12, 2009, 2:33 am,
G'night hop heads!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 2:33 am,
I've told you before Mo....We don't import. We have the best in the world right here. So unless you're patrolling Lake Winnipeg.......
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 2:38 am,
Night MO.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 2:39 am,
goodnight Mo.
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 2:45 am,
Sweet dreams, MO.
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 2:54 am,
Don't wet your bed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 2:56 am,
Don't worry....he can swim.
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 2:59 am,
LMAO! Piss isn't as buoyant as sea water.... I hear.
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 3:01 am,
But it still floats on Guinness. (Where do you think the foam comes from?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:02 am,
So...Piss floats in piss?...."the more you know"
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 3:02 am,
Godliness, moooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:03 am,
The mexican makes a cleanliness reference......I've seen it all now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:04 am,
And did you just bring up God?
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 3:08 am,
Well, time for me to go to bed. (Jess just walked by wearing slippers and a smile.) Good night, boys. Don't stay up too long. ;)
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 3:09 am,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:10 am,
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 3:10 am,
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 3:11 am,
Night Naru.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:11 am,
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 3:12 am,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:13 am,
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 3:14 am,
Oooops.... pancetta.... google it, meximelt.
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 3:14 am,
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 3:16 am,
Close enough... if you can drink the milk, you can eat the placen... well, man or not?
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 3:17 am,
In a lasagna maybe...if I didn't know and it had lots of cheese.
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 3:19 am,
Judging by the queue PDM117 is on, or was anyway.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 10:37 pm,
Wait...... Got the hose!
MO - February 20, 2010, 10:41 pm,
LOL! Where they at? Wait! I'm still just a one ho MO.....
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 10:42 pm,
That's funny to everyone but nik, I'd think!
MO - February 20, 2010, 10:46 pm,
Well, I hid the IHOP Popper so I'm good.
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