we might be the only ones here who know the Aristocrats joke Mr. Agdaniele...lol...guess we,ve been around some.
BuZZbomb - July 16, 2009, 9:07 pm,
"...and the Father takes his whole fist and RAMS it up his 15 year old daughters ****. She screams and starts to chick cum all over the floor. Meanwhile the mom stops rim jobbing her son long enough to punch the dog away whose lapping up the girl goo..."
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 9:48 pm,
(dock worker's heel)
Sean - July 16, 2009, 10:34 pm,
I told it one time to my wife's Christian Ladies Book Club ... and oddly enough, after the impromtu exorcism, I not only felt ten pounds lighter, but I could no longer remember the punchline. So, to recap, religion ruins everything.
BuZZbomb - July 16, 2009, 10:38 pm,
"...Then the Blue Haired God Chicks came in and the son immediately stabs each one in the stomach with his Mother's broken glass d***o. As the Blue Haired blood comes pouring out of them he starts f***ing their stomachs and pissing on their spleens..."
TheTrashHeap - July 16, 2009, 10:41 pm,
Buzz STFU seriously!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 11:49 am,
Obviously TTH is unaware of the joke. I think Gottfried did it best.
TheTrashHeap - July 17, 2009, 12:33 pm,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 12:38 pm,
Google it. Or are you having trouble without opposable thumbs?
BuZZbomb - July 18, 2009, 2:05 am,
Well Ron & Agd, Are you sure you're the only two? And Gottfried is the master at it!
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 2:07 am,
Gottfried was great, but I do like Bob Saget's version, too. And, the twist that Sarah Silverman put on it.
Sean - July 18, 2009, 2:27 am,
Silverman killed me with that. One of the few parts I remember. Gottfried too, because of how he did it. Also genius.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 2:29 am,
omnia - September 2, 2009, 11:45 am,
i don't get it. but i'm fom holland.
BoneCD - September 2, 2009, 1:53 pm,
it's a dirty joke about a family act that been told about a million times by as many comics. Go to uTube and search it. The one that that Gilbert Godfry tells is probably one of the nastiest, so the best.
MrRandom - September 3, 2009, 10:39 pm,
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"