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You can ask for permission before hand, ask for forgiveness afterward, or you can giver her roses, and not worry about doing neither.

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BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:01 pm,
It's a 5. Basically, I just get a diamond. Plus the fact that she a**umes she'll out live me makes her very happy!
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:19 pm,
A tip from aggy... after an argument, once things have smoothed over, 2 dozen roses... all pink, except for two red ones in the middle (but apart from each other). On the card, write: "Two hearts in the pink". Never give roses immediately; dinner is best.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2009, 9:32 am,
A tip from Moooooo....You can buy these roses from Aggy at the nearest off ramp.
BoneCD - July 19, 2009, 11:04 am,
"Two Hearts in the Pink"...Aggy, that sounds like a three way!
Sean - July 19, 2009, 12:33 pm,
"Two Hearts in the Pink" ... good luck with that. Even my wife 'll know that's an oblique reference to the Shocker. But of course she's been primed to be on the lookout for those kinds of prestidigitational shenanigans. Don't ask.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 12:36 pm,
Very good point... but, I submit to you that make-up *** is the perfect time to open some new "gates".... albeit, we're still at an impass with lemons.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:03 pm,
I beg to differ. I I quote Kissenger on this: "Make-up *** is about reclaiming lost territory. It is not about the attempted expansion of one's hegamony in either the bedroom ... or Southeat Asia."
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:04 pm,
And I always stutter a little when I am about to quote the great one.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:05 pm,
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 1:05 pm,
Wayne Gretzky?
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:16 pm,
What? They don't play hockey in the Pacific Rim. Sheesh. Catfish?
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