Hey retrochop, you've been accepted into the Witless Protection Program. At 7 a.m. tomorrow, be on your own front porch. A van will pull up and stop. It'll say "free candy" on the side. Go around to the passenger door and lean into the ...
Sean - July 19, 2009, 9:11 pm,
window. Smile and say "Gee mister, I'd sure like some candy." That's the code phrase, ok? Then when the driver unlokcs the door, get in. Oh, and this is the important part: don't tell anyone about this. You can contact yer folks later. K?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 9:12 pm,
Or, move to Utah.
Dorp - August 10, 2009, 7:30 pm,
"Move to Utah"? HELL no, keep the liberal hippies OUT. (Move to Oregon or Cali to be with their kind.)