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Sean - July 24, 2009, 12:40 am,
Can't technically call this racist ... so what's another word for racist?
Sean - July 24, 2009, 12:42 am,
Do you see the world in anything other than sterotypes you inbred corn-fed neanderthal? Nice mullet, by the way.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 12:43 am,
Sean - July 24, 2009, 12:43 am,
*stereotypes (not that he'd notice)
BriaHere - July 24, 2009, 7:46 am,
That's a horrid poster. It's stereotypical and wrong.
lola. - July 24, 2009, 8:39 pm,
ftachaser357 - July 24, 2009, 8:56 pm,
LOL ... Thank you for all who have replied here. YES ... I could be called a "RACIST". BUT, I have done "jobs" in the "Sand Box", when I was working for BlackWater. I am PROUD of what I did there. :-)
Sean - July 24, 2009, 8:57 pm,
I see a beautiful woman, with a job, who would probably never even acquire so much as a speeding ticket. So you tell this poster of over 1000 absolutely hilarious posters, that I simply lack a sense of humor. Go ahead FTA defenders ... let's hear it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 8:58 pm,
It's not that you "could be called a racist", you are a racist. And I firmly believe you are a liar as well. You contribute nothing but hate.
ftachaser357 - July 24, 2009, 8:59 pm,
Plus . My "body count" is 58. :-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 9:00 pm,
No it isn't. I think you are a severely disturbed Emo kid. seek help.
Sean - July 24, 2009, 9:01 pm,
I've made light of murder, mayhem, child p***, domestic violence, inc***, inter-speicies love (multiple times, I'm sure), The Left, The Right, country music, maturbation, relifion, and pandas, and of course office liefe. But of course all of a sudden ...
Sean - July 24, 2009, 9:02 pm,
my sense of humor has withered and died, hense my failure to apppreciate the delightful wit evinced by this g** romp of a poster. For that I apologize profusely.
ftachaser357 - July 24, 2009, 9:02 pm,
WOW! When MOMENTS of my posting here Moooo and Sean replied back. THIS tells me that NEITHER Screen Name has a Life! ;-)
Sean - July 24, 2009, 9:03 pm,
Oh, and idiots who can't spell worth a d***. I hate them most of all. Well next to hypoctrites, of course.
Sean - July 24, 2009, 9:05 pm,
When are you going to be arrested pursuant to the Patriot Act, FTA ... you know, for you comment about hoping your president is a**asinated?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 9:05 pm,
Right place right time, that's all.go back to your clock tower psycho.
Sean - July 24, 2009, 9:05 pm,
God d*** it I can't type tonight. Sheesh!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 9:06 pm,
Really? That's not very patriotic.
ftachser357 - July 24, 2009, 9:07 pm,
SO .... What is it that YOU hate of my posting here? :-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 9:09 pm,
It's racist,boring and worst of all not funny. I also think real Servicemen would be disgusted by the way you behave. If you were anything but a 15 year old wrist slasher you would know that.
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 9:09 pm,
She has a mustache so there!!!
ftachaser357 - July 24, 2009, 9:10 pm,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 9:13 pm,
"LET'S ROCK" Maybe you're 12?
Sean - July 24, 2009, 9:15 pm,
caps lock = 12, or thereabouts
Miss Moooooooo - July 24, 2009, 9:16 pm,
I have done my time in the "Sand Box". I have DONE things there to "PROTECT" my Country
Sean - July 24, 2009, 9:18 pm,
Hey wait a minute. She works at Walmart. I think that's what her bagde says. So she is the one mouthing the text. That's the only thing that makes sense. So that means that the maker of the poster is asking the question. BOY! Do I feel dumb now.
Sean - July 24, 2009, 9:19 pm,
Sorry FTA ... and good luck in all yer future endeavors. Hope your next stop is a Klan rally.
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 9:19 pm,
But, maybe she is on her brake from WalMart and at the local Target store...just sayin'
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 9:22 pm,
No you haven't. You're a little kid acting tough on the net. And if by miss mooooo you're implying that you're my b****'s the first thing you have ever gotten right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 9:24 pm,
And if by "sand box" you actually mean "sand box" I suppose you got that right as well. What do you want, a f***ing cookie?
Sean - July 24, 2009, 9:25 pm,
Are you asking for some too, Bone? Think about your answer.
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 9:26 pm,
Only if you keep it light and airy
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 9:42 pm,
I'll go first: Some friends of mine, members of an interfaith group, went to a Mosque for a little dinner party. Each faith was instructed to bring something that signified their faith as a center piece for their table....
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 9:45 pm,
The Mosque was in Perrysburg, Ohio. When my friends presented their center piece (flowers with an Israeli Flag), the were asked to remove it from the table. The were told that the flag was offensive to the members of the Mosque. So they roomed it...
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 9:48 pm,
They then were taken on a tour of the Mosque, at which time they upon a map of the middle east...but there was no Israel on the map. When questioned they members of the Mosque said that they did not recognize Israel as a state, or do they recognize...
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 9:49 pm,
It's people, Jews, the right to life.
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 9:52 pm,
So anytime I see a Muslim, I think of that!
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 9:54 pm,
And if their hate is that vivid in the maps at the Mosque for all their children to see...the how can they be so beautiful?
Sean - July 24, 2009, 10:26 pm,
How many Mosques are there Bone? Is there one Muslim position on Israel? Last time I checked, Jim Jones and his little Christian sect were not seen as represetative of all of Christianity. Tell you what, I'll generalize from Jim Jones ...
Sean - July 24, 2009, 10:27 pm,
whenever I think of Christians. Buy of course I won't, I'm a former catholic and I do not resent my upbringing in that regard.
Sean - July 24, 2009, 10:27 pm,
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 10:43 pm,
I was raised a Catholic myself, as you well know, like that means anything. But, I find this to be true at a Mosque I have been to in Dearborn. Is there a Masque near you? If so, ask to see a map of the middle east in that Masque...I think that it will be
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 10:44 pm,
the same. But, maybe I'm wrong. I don't claim be always right.
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 10:45 pm,
Not that you do either Sean.
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 10:47 pm,
I'm sure that the map company just made that one map for that one Masque...what are the chances?
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 10:51 pm,
Anyway this conversation is getting boring, like most political and religious ones that are had. So, let us just ends this with; We respectfully disagree with one another...and let it go at that.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:07 pm,
I refuse to read this "thread" but, let me try and guess... Bone is arguing reality in vain, moooo is executing anti-timmyism at about 60% effectiveness, and Sean is spurring irritation with comments that are near-incomprehensible to the normal motifaker.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:08 pm,
Well, you're in a f***ing mood Eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:09 pm,
but yeah, that kinda sums it up. except bone's a jew lover and I'm operating at 64.7%
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:10 pm,
Me? Nah.... cable service crashed for awhile... spent the time enjoying the sound of barley's finest pneumatics... aka: the widget in my Guinness draugh bottles.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:10 pm,
But more importantly, was I wrong in my asessment?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:10 pm,
It was all aboot bashing FTA in the beginning...kinda went out into far left field.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:12 pm,
yes. mostly.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:12 pm,
Ok..... I knew I'd undershoot your counter-motiterrorism capabilities, but I was taking into account the early hour, and figured you weren't quite "internally lubricated" enough yet to really do personal damage to inferiors.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:13 pm,
Awwwwwwwwww..... FTA.... near and dear to my heart. SOB spent FAR too long ranked quite high on my own posters.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:13 pm,
*draught.... pub draught, to be exact.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:14 pm,
I think you should read some of the earlier stuff when FTAloser was still here. I have come to the conclusion that he is a 12 year old emo kid posing as a war veteran.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:16 pm,
I a**ure you he is 36-42, essentially single (via EVERY other woman within a 200-mile radius' choice) and whose only female appreciation comes from chat online that allows his mastery of words to hide his looks and social ineptitude.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:18 pm,
Odd that in my line (ex-line) of work, I usually know people better than my numerous law enforcement friends.
ThePirate - July 24, 2009, 11:18 pm,
I have been watching this from afar.. why would you use the term Jew-Lover Mooo? He said his group visited a mosque.. and their map of the middle east did not show Israel.. how is that a Jew Lover?. what is this Europe, 1938? that was not cool
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:18 pm,
mastery of words? with all the yelling and the smiley face ****?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:19 pm,
settle was a f***ing joke. Bone's cool.
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 11:19 pm,
My ball and chain is I am a Jew lover
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:19 pm,
And with all due respect, I will state that much like "respect your elders", just being a war vet neither qualifies you for respect, nor makes you a level person. Vets deserve unlimited free medical treatment... physical and psychological....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:20 pm,
see told ya. I didn't hurt your feelings did I Bone?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:21 pm,
I can definitely agree with that Aggy.
ThePirate - July 24, 2009, 11:21 pm,
yeah he is..
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 11:21 pm,
No Mooo I know you too well...or I would have been all over your *ss
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:22 pm,
Being in a war does not make you smarter, nor a better human. FTA (like most timmy's) makes no impact on his surroundings... at a bar, supermarket, etc. People don't care about him. Online, he gets a rise from people, and therefore feels he has meaning.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:23 pm,
Bone......... you're going to harken me back to the concentration camp/thomas train comments... and I was being nice then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:23 pm,
I see what you're saying Aggy. But if I didn't have people like FTA to **** on I would just be sitting here drinking alone...and that would be sad.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:24 pm,
As far as liking jewish girls.... oh yeah, they're better than the itals.... at least japs don't get to punching and fighting as often. Ish.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:26 pm,
As I've stated before... I'd love to be in canada with you guys... although, I'm suspecting that moooo is more harsh than I am. I'm only verbally sharp to friends... never physically mean to anyone... unless there's good money in it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:26 pm,
In my experience Italian girls are vindictive. Never actually met a Jewish girl, but if Sarah Silverman is any kind of example.........
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:27 pm,
Who am I physically mean to?
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:27 pm,
I'll take this moment to declare my love for Canada and dislike for CANADA.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:27 pm,
Well, I'll look past my mom's complaints....
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:28 pm,
Other than that, I'm just trying to yank your chain.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:30 pm,
I love me some sarah.... ideal gf would be a tomboy of that sort. I realize that there are "latent" issues that freud would claim, but it's more just a girl you can drink and watch sports with... who has a (mexican dialect) ba-yi-na.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:36 pm,
Sarah who?
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 11:37 pm,
Come to think of it I never did rent those back episodes of Thomas the Train
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 11:37 pm,
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:37 pm,
It's to your credit, Bone. Nothing good comes from it.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:37 pm,
moooooooooo..... take that back!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:37 pm,
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:37 pm,
If she had t***, I'd be a stalker!
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:38 pm,
(Sarah, not the Jihad Jiraffe pictured above)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:39 pm,
I was on the phone with Trash and kinda lost track. Poor bastard is gonna miss poker....he got a Job.....
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:39 pm,
Poor guy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:40 pm,
Yeah I feel terrible for him.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:40 pm,
Silverman has that same vide as Cameron Diaz... only better.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:41 pm,
BUT...... on the positive side, the bunnies are safer now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:41 pm,
"vide" is that a ***ual organ i'm not aware of?
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:42 pm,
Never figured out if TTH was pro-rabbit stew or anti-easter.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:42 pm,
They're not though. his job is an hour of highway each way. actaully everything is at least an hour from TTH's house.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:42 pm,
Black magazine.
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 11:42 pm,
either I'm lost or you need a new 120Hz flat screen Aggy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:42 pm,
He's just hungry.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:43 pm,
A sober TTH, though.... most likely much more "centered"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:43 pm,
Bone? Lost? nooooooooooooo. XD.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:43 pm,
Huh? What do you mean, Bone?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:44 pm,
TTH almost never drinks. He's more into medicinal Herbs.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:45 pm,
and whippets....the nitrous not the dog.
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 11:46 pm,
SS has nice ***bies (usually I'm doing 5 or 6 things at once...and I'm not wired that way!)
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:46 pm,
Good for him. Me, I'm not a fan... thanks to the casino industry, I did my time with the white stuff... and, I mean the uncut stuff... not the crap in circulation. But now it's just Guinness for me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:46 pm,
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:47 pm,
LMAO.... whippets? That's old school!
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:47 pm,
What, Rush, too?
Sean - July 24, 2009, 11:47 pm,
Dammit, can we step aside from aggy's Motiprofiling for a second and all just agree that Sarah Sileverman is the perfect woman? And her broad shoulders (knock it off, I'm not punning) are a plus. There I said that too.
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 11:48 pm,
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:48 pm,
I'd have to see them (SS's) unleashed, I guess... I like the medium sized (high B's to C's). But, shape is more important than size.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:48 pm,
What? no not that. just the "herbal" stuff. ....but i've been there as well Aggy. worse even. glad those days are long gone. (along with a good chunk of cash that could have been better spent)
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:49 pm,
I can find no fault in Sean's asessment of Sarah Silverman.... albeit a g** perspective.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:49 pm,
Not's the eyebrows...THE EYEBROWS!!!!!!
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 11:50 pm,
I married a full C but my weakness is a full D
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:51 pm,
mooooo... there's a huge difference in the trash stuff and the clean, uncut stuff.... you'd be amazed at how non-destructive and non-addictive it is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:51 pm,
I go for small and perky. less chance of future sagging....see my "Russian doll" poster
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:51 pm,
D is too much for my taste.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:53 pm,
Aggy. I don't know what you know aboot the Canadian west coast......our imports are quite pure. and sadly still very addictive. (that could just be me though) I seemed to get stuck on every new thing back in those days.
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 11:54 pm,
I had a gf that had great double D's. The problem was...every where we went, men would just stare at her. It got kind of messy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:55 pm,
I was always a "high functioning" drug addict...never lost my job or alienated my friends...even hid it from the little woman. still f***ed up my life to some degree.....I still have " the dreams"
Sean - July 24, 2009, 11:55 pm,
Have a good night Bone. Not sure what we are left disagreeing on. Thanks for sharing ... and I swear that is as sincere, as it sounds lame. Your wife is of the faith, eh? Neat. Take it easy.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:56 pm,
Really? Well, I stand corrected. No insult meant. Just a certain grade that $1 million players demand and get the best. And share. Then again, I'm not the addictive type.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:56 pm,
If you've been there you know what dreams I speak of...I call them "Crackmares"
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 11:56 pm,
Night Sean
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:57 pm,
Bone.... be proud of that, not irritated. It's much worse to have a girl that nobody looks at. It's up to you to be the man to keep her... jealousy never makes someone more loyal.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:57 pm,
Insult?....come on man. I'm still ashamed of myself. I wish it had been different.
Sean - July 24, 2009, 11:58 pm,
Hey Mooooooooooooooooooo, you ever hear of a book called Dandy In the Underworld? The "unauthorized" autobiography of the artist Sebastian Horsley. Few pages in that fascinating tale that deal with substance abuse.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:59 pm,
Yeah, as far as "addictive types" I'm (sadly) the king.....Or I was I guess. Just Weed and whiskey for at least 2 years now.
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:59 pm,
No crack.... only pure, uncut nose candy. Never did a lot of it... just recreational on the weekends (In the casino industry, weekends are tuesday and wednesday)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 11:59 pm,
I will check that5 out Sean....My love of books still runs strong.
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 12:00 am,
Really didn't need people staring at and saying "Hey aren't you..."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:00 am,
It was weird. I could always control the rock. It was the powder that kicked my a**.
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:00 am,
DOUBLE D'S The treasure ain't yerrrrrs if ya can't guard it from all comerrrrs! Arrrrrr!
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:03 am,
I swear Moooooooooo (# of "o" may vary), for reasons he makes clear very late in the book, you can find at least one Motifake per paragraph. You supply the pic, he divvy's up the text.
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 12:04 am,
Just wanted to guard it from...
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:05 am,
Rock? Never. Not for me. I never did enough to need something more harsh. For me, it was a compensation for the let-down of casino work vs. the old "work" I did.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:06 am,
Sadly our local bookstores are mostly pathetic. To get any specific book I will have to wait for my next trip To Winnipeg.
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 12:06 am,
Well night all MrsBone is calling so I'm off!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:08 am,
The rock wasn't even the worst for me. I had the hardest time giving up E. It was too cheap and available.....what "old work" if you don't mind me asking.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:08 am,
Final note: I always got it for free. The stuff was $300 per g. Right off the plane. But, it also allowed me to drink Guinness all night. Do the math.... that's far too expensive!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:09 am,
night bone....Jew lover. XD.
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:09 am,
Yeah, Mooooooooooooooooooo, if I didn't spill something on the cover of my copy, I'd happily offer to mail it to an address of you choosing. I don't keep books I have already read. They are not trophies and life is too short to read the same book twice
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:10 am,
Now that I've lowered my value here... I'll say that it became boring to me... so, I stopped. Then again, it's easier now that I'm not in the casino business.
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:11 am,
with the exception of Moonfleet and To Kill a Mockingbird. Both of those should be re-read at least once every decade. Moonfleet is by J. Meade Faulkner. First read it is grade nine. Kinda of a smuggler/pirate tale.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:11 am,
I don't think Bone should defend the jew plight if he hasn't even been in ONE jew girl's "oven"!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:12 am,
Sean: I only save my first editions and still have hundreds.and spilled "something" Aggy:I had a guy living next door, his going away helped me stop, It's always a case of exposure and availability.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:14 am,
Mooooooooo...... you talking about drugs or ***?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:15 am,
I'm more of a science fiction guy Sean, I've reread The gods themselves, by Isaac Asimov. and stranger in a strange land, By Robert Heinlein. at least once a year.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:15 am,
I've read THHGTTG 9 times cuz it makes no sense.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:16 am,
both Aggy....Both.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:19 am,
Way to lean into it, moooooooo! Big points!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:20 am,
im going to pat's . I don't wanna promote this any further.
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:20 am,
Huh? THHGTTG ...
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:22 am,
Two Heavy Hard Guys Take Turns Giving?
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:22 am,
pat's has been done to death, might I suggest LAKE TITICACA? Sure, it's childish, but is that so wrong?
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:22 am,
Is that out is paperback yet?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:22 am,
The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:23 am,
Aggy you sick that where your mind takes you?
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:25 am,
My mind takes me everywhere, all the time.... it's a blessing to me, and a curse to everyone and everything else.
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:25 am,
Uhmm, I think I'll read aggy's book first ... it'll probably make more sense.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:26 am,
My law enf. friends tell me I should write a book.
ftachaser357 - July 25, 2009, 9:02 pm,
WOW! I had NO idea that my little POS poster would generate so many replys.
MO - July 25, 2009, 11:39 pm,
You can't actually believe that the amount of comments on your POS poster (and that really is the smartest thing you've ever said BTW) has ANYTHING to do with you? You do don't you? I lost ya like 2ice already...I'll just say...wherever you went...go back
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 12:02 am,
Perceptive, Agd. I had a few more years for age, but otherwise essentially the same. And since there was an earlier crime stated, I sent the relevant Presidential comments to the Service. Never heard back, though. Some folks aren't worth the time...
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 am,
Haar? Huh?
MO - July 26, 2009, 12:09 am,
Yeah harr!!! huh??
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:26 am,
Did Haar just tangle my brain up with a hit-and-run comment?
MO - July 26, 2009, 12:29 am,
I think he put his helmet on backwards tonight.... It may not be permanent. I hope! Harrs good peeps....I'd hate to see him come down with timmyitis...
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:32 am,
Timmyitis is highly contagious.... I've had the bug before. Just need St. Joseph's Valtrex for Children.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 12:49 am,
Uhm, aggy and MO, Haar is capable of some industrial strength sarcasm. He doesn't make a habit of it. But he's a force. Reread and re-think.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:55 am,
I know the difference between sarcasm and a non-sequitur. Re-reading it just makes me wonder what tangent he's on.
MO - July 26, 2009, 12:55 am,
Sean that still doesn't excuse a drive by.....i like the re-read and re-think....we was just pullin haars leg...promise!!!! His credit's still golden!!! And I feel that I can speak for aggy as well.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:57 am,
I was just ribbing Haar for an explanation... all of us regularly don't make sense.... no judging here... not without Haar's clarification, anyhow.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 12:58 am,
Well someone should speak for aggy. Did you read his last comment? Man, what a cop-f***er, eh? But seriously, Chris Rock's hilarious skit: How Not To Get Your a** Beat Down by the Po Lice (or something like that) is good practical advice for all of us.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 12:59 am,
Oops, comments on different posters all blinding into one ....
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:00 am,
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:01 am,
I'm not happy with FTA getting his head all blown out of whack, just because we seem to comment alot on this poster....he's a tard....but then I guess i'd rather be a tard than an a**hole....
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:05 am,
Steady MO. Let him have his little victory dance. After he spikes the ball the ref 'll tell him he's in his own end-zone. So shhhhh!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:05 am,
I've never heard that skit... gotta hunt that one down.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:08 am,
You do know FOOSBALL!!!! Sean!!! I'm so happy!!! Wait....don't taze me bro!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:11 am,
FTA just wants to be somebody. Being lifted by heavy comments on his poster equates to him being alone in a busy bar and pretending he's with all his friends.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:12 am,
This "tazing" thing of which you speak, MO ... is that part of your football watching "alternative" lifestyle?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:14 am,
Dammit aggy, he is somebody ... somebody who is a discredit to the Republican party. I'm not about to fault him for that. At least not until the Dems get truly annoying.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:16 am,
I wish I could "taze" comments and just "whip" 'em out whenever I want....
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 1:45 am,
Sheesh. Early on in this "thread", Agd made a profile on FTA, which I think is accurate, for the most part. Tried to bite off too much, because I then referenced my actions on FTA's earlier Presidential comments.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:47 am,
Haark? I hear something.....?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:47 am,
Ok. I scrolled back to see what you were referenceing, but didn't scroll back far enough. THANKS YOU!!!! Sean was trying to instigate some sort of incident!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:51 am,
Oh, now I'm disappointed. I was the one who referenced the Patriot Act. Sheesh. Hey Haar ... yer a snail-hater!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:52 am,
Oh, canada... take it easy, silly goose.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:55 am,
And don't encourage aggy's Motiprofiling. I don't need everyone on this site to know about my needlepoint club whose main interest in subject-matter centres around stitching sylistic re-creations of she-male p*** classic scenes. So just keep
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:55 am,
that to yourself Mr. aggyknowitall!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:56 am,
See?! See?! "Goose". He's hinting already!!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:56 am,
Why would I criticize the artist of my prize piece of art over my mantle?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 1:59 am,
Woot! You boys is in rare form tonight!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:59 am,
Oh, please. That little old thing ... I mean you can barely make out the splooge. I choked when it came to the money ... uhm, stitching (?!?).
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:00 am,
And the fact that I've commissioned a quilt?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:01 am,
Haar... jump right in! Having fun tonight - Sean called on Patricia to sidetrack us.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:01 am,
Too much arguing going on lately here!
MO - July 26, 2009, 2:05 am,
What do you mean, you no buy? This 'raff got pedigree!!! Long smooff dents!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:09 am,
MO All minorities sound Asian to him. Humor him and he'll soon wander off to find something shiny.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:11 am,
This poster is just bigoted crap. There are so many (more) interesting ways it could have gone.
Arrogant Knight - July 26, 2009, 2:11 am,
Shiny? Where?
MO - July 26, 2009, 2:11 am,
man.....whatchoo, or what yu would have soooo fit better...mmmmmmmmm sun...brb....frickin light bulb
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:11 am,
Just follow MO, his instincts are impeccable.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:12 am,
It's all chinese to me!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:12 am,
Is it stuck, MO?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:13 am,
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:13 am,
Great idea Haar. Redo this piece of crap! Here's mine: WALMART Smells like ... America.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:17 am,
My husband moved to America as a "sleeper" and all I got was $6.75 an hour.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:21 am,
Slashing Dowries - Less fortunate mid-east families arrange their daughter's marriages.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:24 am,
Way to distance us from the whole Muslim/terrorist bugaboo, aggy. Couldn't find any other cultural stereotypes to riff on?
MO - July 26, 2009, 2:25 am,
*** ***??? What u mean u no buy???
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:25 am,
But there was actually a sit-com that was based on that very premise. Did you ever hear of it? I'm not making that up.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:26 am,
OK MO, yer no Russell Peters. K?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:27 am,
Undercover Mennonites.
MO - July 26, 2009, 2:28 am,
Welcome back otter? Otter buy that 'raff fo 6.75 before the price of rude goes through the roof! The roof!!! wuut wuut....bre***IE BOYZ in the hizzousse!!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:31 am,
Wait... what?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:31 am,
SECOND THOUGHTS Sure, America is nice. No, really. But I could be throwing rocks at Israeli soldiers right now.
Arrogant Knight - July 26, 2009, 2:32 am,
Who the hell knows.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:32 am,
MO, did you get a brass band for the hundred thousandth comment?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:33 am,
Trust me, ANYONE from the Middle East is rather rock worthy, once you get to ... be around them for ten long minutes.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:34 am,
I've had some Arabian friends. Drank like fish over here...
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:38 am,
The more I look at this pic, the more beautiful she looks to me. Sure, her nose is "prominant" but that is an observation, not a judgement. We come from different worlds, she and I. But with the help of that giraffe shaped d***o, I know we can make it
MO - July 26, 2009, 2:38 am,
Ask Aggy aboot the bre***Y boys....and yes the brass band is in my head....along with a monkey....and Pat.....and the image of Bone backing up on a man....and kenny dying of an overdose of red, blue and green pills. Not to mention.......the.....
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:38 am,
work. a**uming it takes triple A's, cuz that's all I got at the moment.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:41 am,
Nice, Sean.... simply, niiiiiice.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:41 am,
MO didn't get much of any recognition for his actions tonight, much less a brass ring!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:42 am,
My only exposure to bre***y boys comes from Sean's fine needlework.
MO - July 26, 2009, 2:45 am,
Soookay, aggy. I never do. I just plod along and enjoy nights like tonight, nights when Sean actually plays nice and acknowledges me...oooo and Harrk actually said hi too!!! Sprekinze of too, where the hell's Moooooo and Trash???
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:47 am,
Perhaps Trash is out cow-tipping.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:48 am,
d***, Mo.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:48 am,
MO.... stop selling yourself short, or I'm going to start referring to you as Mr. Signe.
MO - July 26, 2009, 2:48 am,
Rabbit squashing???
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:48 am,
Trash got a job, Mooo wuz sayin' elsewhere...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 2:49 am,
Poker night, sooooo drunk. Just got off the phone with my boss.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:50 am,
So, it's safe to say that mooooo is jobless now?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:51 am,
I think you're the devil. Mention your name after midnight and you show up, Moo.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:52 am,
"cow tipping" ... that's rather a sanitized way of putting it, aggy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 2:52 am,
Nope. My boss loves me.. I'm a "go in at a moments notice" kinda guy. He has work for TTH...I'm gonna train him this week and we will be working opposite 12 hour shifts for a month or so.
MO - July 26, 2009, 2:52 am,
PINEAPPLE!!!! Guys!!! I'm pulling out legs!!! Come on Aggy!!! You have to get me by now???? I'm not selling myself short...I gotta find a new way to BS.....Oooooo bout....frick.....I know....d***...
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:53 am,
I was trying to be more..... controlled in my responses.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 2:53 am,
I was skimming and eating chicken wings...then someone mentioned my name, I started feeling like I was spying.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:54 am,
MO, MO, MO... it's ok.... we like you just the way you are.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:54 am,
You were just watching us, moooooo? What a p***.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:54 am,
My boss loves me too, but mostly on account of the foot massages. *fights back tear ... and vomit*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 2:55 am,
I was gonna comment eventually...but you know...chicken wings.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 2:56 am,
Hey Mo, Buddy. Speed kills.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:56 am,
MO - July 26, 2009, 2:57 am,
Chicken.....wings! Bling, bling chicken wing! Lemme see that booty swing!!!! (not you Sean)
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:57 am,
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:58 am,
There, there Sean... we all make sacrifices for the greater good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 2:58 am,
FYI. Haar... I am the devil...and I see what you do at night, under the covers............aren't you a little old for teletubbies dolls?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:59 am,
Not a fan of chicken wings... too much work for not a lot of meat. The chicken equivalent of the pistacio.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:59 am,
Nope. They are Dry-Erase, though.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:00 am,
Crabs! I'm not a fan of crabs. Wayyyyyy too much work for...ummm
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:00 am,
Yes! Nailed it, Agd. I'm not a big fan of chicken, period, though.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:00 am,
Frenchie? Beauty school drop-out?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:01 am,
Up north, they're snow crabs.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:02 am,
Grease is the word.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:02 am,
It's all aboot the h** sauce. based on my knowledge of chicken wing stereotypes The laziest people are the most likely to eat that racist?....good I thought it was.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:02 am,
The lazy people eat chicken fingers.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:03 am,
chickens don't have fingers.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:03 am,
Snow what? I ain't afraid of no crabs!!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 3:04 am,
Who'd a thought pomegranates would be such a dangerous topic right abooooot now? (So dangerous in fact I'm too escared to spell it correctly.)
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:04 am,
is the word, is the word....wish this **** would fade.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:04 am,
speaking of food stereotypes....How was your Spaghetti (or tacos) Aggy. I enjoyed my Craft dinner with bacon,bagged milk and maple syrup
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:05 am,
"Kraft" even.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:07 am,
The funny thing about quiting smoking? They say your taste buds "taste" again.......mmmmmmm yup..."they" are frickin f***in EH right!!! Ett some wings that I always eat....HOOOOTTTTTT!!!!! FRICKIN HOOOOOT!!!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:08 am,
Well....... had fish tacos tonight. Really not helping the ital/mex argument here, am I?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:09 am,
Makes oral sooooo much better, huh?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:10 am,
(taste buds)
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:10 am,
Aggy? Tell me you had the red snapper, and not the trouser trout.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:11 am,
What the?....No.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:11 am,
Dover Sole.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:11 am,
(not slang for a rich black girl)
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:13 am,
Taste?? Did I just get Nazied? I hope so...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:15 am,
I you smell gas?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:16 am,
I believe it's a Motifake first, Mo. The mention of taste, that is.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:17 am,
On an FTA poster, anyway.
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