Steven Seagal is the guy who wanted to as epic as Chuck Norris but failed miserably. BTW, I'm almost positive that that is not Seagal.
Captain Douchebag - September 21, 2008, 11:24 pm,
That is Steven Seagal, Roamer. From his ill-fated music industry days.
mr.me - September 27, 2008, 7:02 pm,
steven seagal succeeded in being as epic as chuck norris and can still kick that dirty cowboys a**
Captain Douchebag - September 27, 2008, 8:26 pm,
Seagal was epic when he was killing people three times before they touched the ground. He just sucks now.
Hector - May 26, 2009, 9:58 pm,
Bruce Lee could kick both their a**es at the same time.
Logic Man - June 24, 2009, 6:13 pm,
I suck guys....I mean c'mon....look at me....I should just end it all now...I look like an overweight Vietnamese Ladyboy Prostitute...Bruce Lee would kick my a** in his sleep...****, Michael Moore would even kick my a**...now what does that say about me?