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Jane was a bit little pissed when she found out the address of the nearest center to treat her chronic narcolepsy.

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ProduceMan117 - October 31, 2009, 11:17 pm,
I'm dyslexic today. I meant "little bit" not "bit little." Wow I suck...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 11:20 pm,
This poster is awesome. That is clever as ****.
Produceman117 - October 31, 2009, 11:23 pm,
Thanks, Bartimaeus. I'm a little bit new here... looking at yall's stuff has me kicking myself that I didn't think of it first!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 11:27 pm,
No worries. I'm considered a "newby" around here too. Your stuff is witty, so you should do well.
Produceman117 - October 31, 2009, 11:35 pm,
Sweet. Thanks for making me feel welcome.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:01 am,
Don't listen to him, Produceman117! *whispers* He's a n00b. But the poster's not a bad start. Sometimes I proofread the text by reading it backwards. It helps a little.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:01 am,
And it's a funny idea you had. That's cool.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:02 am,
Sean called me a n00b. I'm going to go cry in my corner now.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:04 am,
*In the corner* T-T
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:05 am,
We don't pay you to "cry" on that corner.....We pay you to work it.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:05 am,
Cool man, thanks. I won't f*** up again. But, hey, some people might think I'm from Britain or something because I said "bit little," so it's all good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:07 am,
Naw, f*** up all you want, that's what makes a good Motifaker.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:09 am,
Okay so I kinda feel like I'm hanging out with all of you, so I'll push the elephant out of the room: Why aren't y'all out celebrating Halloween? Personally, I hate the "holiday," but I'm usually alone in that opinion.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:09 am,
Just lok at me (intentional typo for the sak of irony)
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:10 am,
Oh okay, thanks for the heads up Moo.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:10 am,
Comment jumped...d***. Anyway, halloween is awesome to an extent. I don't like beggars on my porch.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:12 am,
Speaking for myself only.....I have no friends and the last time I put a costume on I spent 3 days in lockup, Until my mom bailed me out.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:14 am,
The last couple of Halloweens have been so cold, most of the people who even bothered to get out just trick or treated at the mall. But today the high temp was like 80, so the kiddos were out in full force.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:18 am,
I hear you, Moo. Was the costume indicative of and/or related to the arrest? I had to ask...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:19 am,
He want as Adam and forgot the leaf. What do you think?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:20 am,
I guess it never occurred to me that as a 250lb guy, dressing as rainbow bright wouldn't go over well......where ya from vegetable117 (that's what imma call you)
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:29 am,
West Texas. And vegetable works for me. (Were you joking about Rainbow Bright, because I'm hella lost right now)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:32 am,
Rule #1......Everything Mooooo+ says is a joke......Rule #2....Don't b**** aboot Cold on a forum full of Canadians.....rule #3 Bart is a p***.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:33 am,
he's not really.....refer to rule#1
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:33 am,
What!? I am not a bear in disguise. *Eyes shift to and fro*
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:36 am,
So, according to your rules, you're a skinny Floridian that didn't dress as Rainbow Bright or get arrested or get bailed out by your mom, and, based on your follow-up post, Bartimaeus actually IS a p********. I think I got it.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:39 am,
I swear to God...It took me forever to live that Chris Hansen thing down. Rule #4 Libel is flattery.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:39 am,
Just kidding, Bartimaeus. And I wasn't complaining about the weather, but it actually froze here in the Permian Basin the last 3 Halloweens. To West Texans, that's brutal driving weather. It's kinda hilarious.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:40 am,
Ha! If you have a little chit chat with Chris Hanson, you NEVER live that **** down! Consider yourself flattered.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:41 am,
XD.....I like this new Guy. Do you wanna go steady?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:44 am,
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo you tooooooooowoooooooo timin' bastard!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:45 am,
2? You wish.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:45 am,
Spoken for at the moment, but thanks for the offer. But I'll definitely be Motifaking it up a lot more often.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 12:46 am,
Lets hope you have money for the therapist bills.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:46 am,
Uhmmmm, you few-timin' bastard, maybe?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:47 am,
i've been playing you, TTH, and bone all at the same time......But Aggy is still my bottom b****....(The Johns love that caliente! tail)
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:48 am,
Man! you know you've been pimp smacked when there's a hoof print on your face.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:48 am,
I save some cash for antibiotics, But you know all aboot that "Randon sans avatar."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:49 am,
Oh, there it is.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:50 am,
Mr. Random (whose name so awesomely fits your arriving comment) I think you might be right about the therapy. This has been the strangest conversation I've had since my gf was pregnant.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 12:52 am,
Welcome to what I do. And keep up with how you've started and you'll do well here.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:52 am,
A pregnant woman? That's insanity we can't hope to match.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:53 am,
Random is famous for that....and sorry for that whole pregnant GF thing Sean promises to pull out next time. (Rule #5 Motifakers have to have thick skin)
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:54 am,
"Welcome to what I do." Can I use that for myself outside of Motifakeland?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:54 am,
Or an awesome, gigantic robot. BAM!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:56 am,
Comment jumped. There's a place outside of Pleasantville...I mean Motifakeland?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 12:57 am,
Do I get a check every time you use it?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:57 am,
Oh the pregnancy was fine (she ended up miscarrying), but the initial convo was strange. You don't expect that kind of news. As for the thick skin, I haven't even graduated to the point of knowing everyone's gender yet...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:58 am,
Most of us are dudes...Random is transgendered.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:58 am,
Yeah, no.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:58 am,
Don't forget, as your self appinted agent, I get 10% and a 30% finders fee if I get to the check first.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:58 am,
appointed* d*** typos
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am,
Wow, sweet. Post-op or pre-op?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am,
And he wears a cowboy hat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am,
Neither...He was born that way and intends to stay that way.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am,
Okay so let me know how this works: Do you guys just meet up at someone's random poster and chat or what?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am,
Pretty much.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am,
You should the one with the Monkey Lady. What's that one called?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am,
I fear, gents, that our Produceman117 is but a counterfeit n00b. I mean, where are the 35 posters that he has unceremoniously peppered the site with (today alone)? You know what I mean. Mildly funny, already used pic after pic. Adorned by a lame ...
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am,
title, and a text that represents the very first thing that came to mind? Where, I ask you?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:06 am,
Low blow, man. Low blow.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:07 am,
I've got 11 posters, Sean. What are you talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am,
sean is being sarcastic (Rule #6, Sean is always sarcastic) Bart is just too dense to see it....JK Woody...I mean Bart....you're not dense
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am,
What the f*** is a counterfeit noob? Is this another joke, or what?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:10 am,
Sarcastic about what?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am,
They're just too dense to see I was being sarcastic in pretending not to understand his sarcasm...That's it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am,
Sean has his own special type of "sense or humor" that's why he's on all those Registry's and watch lists.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am,
They're basically saying you're not like jalford or CJA.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am,
Always a**ume that what doesn't make immediate sense is sarcasm. In this case it is also a compliment. Those who have has to suffer the new guy deluge will understand what I'm saying. Little (more) help Moooooooooo-ster?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:12 am,
Ok, that's helpful, but don't stop there.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am,
Everything is a joke!!!...are you really a blue black guy? That would be a really cool minority.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am,
That's even rare than a cow that can type.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am,
Also as rare as someone named Bart who could learn how to type without spelling errors.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am,
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo's right unfortunately. Whenever I move into a new neighbourhood, I have to register with the local police detachment and introduce myself to all my neighbours as a Motifake Regular. Few seem to want to talk to me after that ...
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am,
so it's win-win!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am,
rarer* is what I meant. Like the steak.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am,
Hella confused, but I'll figure it out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am,
New folks often flood the site with trite bull****. Sean is actually complimenting you for not being just another Noob with internet access....and to be honest, A compliment from Sean is like a golden ticket on this site.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am,
Sounds about rightfor when you start talking to Moooooooooooooooo.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am,
Yeah actually... see, I'm not all that good at finding/making original animated gifs, and this pic with the blue tint is the only one of myself that I've ever been willing to use as an icon.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am,
Speaking of "Hella" has anyone read Hella Nation? Cool book.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am,
Just don't accept his offer to sleep over at his house and drink his "Jesus Juice"........Also, LOL @ Random, Hooked on Phonics Bart.....Look it up.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am,
It's a cool pic. It says you do not suffer from chromatic, or any other form of pomposity. I like it.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am,
I can spell! It's the typing skillz I lack.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am,
Sean, Random, Moo, Bart... I'm up to speed. You had me going for a sec though, Sean.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am,
Ha! Moooooooooooooooo said "Noob." What a n000000000000000000000b!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am,
On the forum, I'm the #1 abuser of the edit b***on.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am,
Blue or not we have an actual Black guy?.......we're movin on up!!!...............................................(Remember rule #1)...I'm just rude that qay....and not often sober.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am,
Way.....even.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am,
I'm blasian. jk Rule 1
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am,
Oh what a coinkydink. I just finished a poster called MOVIN' ON. Wow, eh?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am,
Racial diversity works for me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am,
@ Bart....on the Forum, You're just the number 1 abuser. straight up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am,
Yeah Eh? how aboot that?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:25 am,
Oooops. No I didn't. It's called MOVIN' OUT. Nevermind.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am,
What's that supposed to mean? On one thread, you twisted my words and made me a fan of b*********! (Yes, I do blame you, Moo+)
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am,
I prefer racial inversity: we each agree to hate our own. With parents as annoying as mine, it comes naturally to me.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am,
Passing thought that you may find interesting. I'm eating a box of "Just Bunches" from Honey Bunches of Oats, and although I thought it would be the most amazing thing ever, they're not the same without the flakes. Bummer.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am,
BARTIMAEUS He put the "best" in "b*********."
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am,
Noted and agreed, Sean.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am,
The sheep don't complain. Moo+ is another story.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am,
I was just trying to get you to ask me to prom Bart.....I cried all night, Thanks for bringing it up.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am,
Random tangents. That's nothing if not Motifake fare.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:29 am,
Yeah, What's up with your spelling Bart.....Were you the one child "left behind"?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:30 am,
Yeah, Random, quit it. jk
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am,
Comment jump. My spelling is impecable! "b*********" The spell checker says I'm right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am,
Yes, "impeccable" was intentional. That's right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:32 am,
f***!....The Jew is right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am,
b*********......who knew?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am,
Sean.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:34 am,
First you find out about the b********* and NOW you know I'm Jewish! Are you stalking me? Is this because of the cow prom? You looked horrible in that dress!
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am,
I'm a**uming you guys come and go without an announcement, but, at least this once, I didn't want to be rude. Anyway I'll find you guys later on, but I'm about to run to the story. Sorry for interrupting the zoophilia. d*** that's gross...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am,
I figured it out when you wouldn't pay for dinner. And the tattoo on your arm.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:38 am,
store, not story
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am,
We usually say goodnight when we crash.....It's like a cue for p***-Sean.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am,
But welcome Veggie (imma call u veggie) We always need fresh blood.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am,
Yes, he watches us when we sleep... like the Yoda ghost in Star Wars.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am,
Blood is important. We also need bones to make our bread and flavor the soup.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am,
Okay, cool Moo. I'm not crashing yet though. I just need some Sprite in my life. I'll be back.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am,
Or Uncle Jim. He's very affectionate Uncle.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am,
*He's a very
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am,
What's a sprite? is there Gin in that?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am,
and watermelon and fried chicken... haha
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:44 am,
Must resist racist joke...Sorry, I'm southern. It's in the water.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:45 am,
d***!!! You the **** Veggie.....I like your sense of humor. Will there be gra** soda?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:47 am,
I wouldn't do it to you, Bart, if that makes you feel better. And Moo, no bull****, I think you just changed my mind from getting a Sprite. But seriously, I'm gone. Now.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:50 am,
No, I meant I had to make a conscious effort t not to make a racist joke. Also, it's hard for me to hold a guitar without playing Country.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:52 am,
A true Jewish cowboy.....nothing g** aboot that...nope....nothing.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:55 am,
You'll never let me live that Kanye thing down, will ya?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am,
If he had said it, would you?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:57 am,
That's true. Well played, Random. Well played...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:58 am,
that's just White Guilt Bart......That, Or you're a pillowbiter.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:59 am,
I'll go with the prior...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am,
You'll go with whoever pays....don't forget Aggy's cut!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:01 am,
I work freelance. No one gets a percentage of my ****.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am,
I'm sure you do indeed enjoy free-lance Bart. I'm sure you do.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am,
By the way, that's another reason I like this poster. It makes my corner look good.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:05 am,
Spell checker gave me "freelance" too! Now you're just screwing with my head! I swear to God; i think I can hear Moo+ snickering from here. No innuendo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:08 am,
Snickering ...no....But I did throw up in my mouth a little.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am,
Isn't that a normal thing with cows? That whole cud thingy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am,
Having several stomachs does come in hand......Hey!....I'm not a f***ing Cow!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am,
Well, I'm going to call it a night. 'Night all.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am,
Take it easy, Bart.
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:17 pm,
Very Nice.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 3:15 am,
Well... 99.9% of the 146 comments on this one were from this one was from the first day I was registered and the first day I posted this poster. And I got an earful from 4 or 5 regulars about how things go around here. That was a weird night.
R.S.Jake - December 14, 2009, 4:43 pm,
I just read them all...my head hurts! :)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:38 pm,
Moo+, open up all the comments on this poster and read the 22nd, 23rd and 24th comments from the bottom. It's from the night of my "initiation" so to speak.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:45 pm,
I think I might have been drinking that night.....*snickers
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:47 pm,
Uh... yeah. Imagine what I was thinking! I had posted a couple of posters earlier in the month before I even knew you could comment on them, but this was my first real night here. I was like "who the f*ck is this guy?"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:49 pm,
In all honesty, That was a good night. You have been a GREAT addition to this site......or as Mrs Mooooo calls it (Quit that already and help with the laundry!)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:50 pm,
LOL It was a fun night. Thanks, man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:52 pm,
We aim to please......But when we can't, we aim for the eyes......(she likes it that way)
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