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Snow White is the new flavor of the week, huh? No biggie. The evil Queen simply replaced her once-trusty magic mirror with some more useful wall décor.

Creator: Produceman117

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Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 1:23 pm,
I hope this isn't a stupid question but...what?
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 3:49 pm,
It's okay, Bart. Apparently everyone else felt the same way. (And I thought this was my best one) Um... so in the fairy tale, the evil queen has a magic mirror of which she looks into daily and basically asks who the prettiest woman is. The mirror...
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 3:52 pm,
...always tells her that she is. That is, until Snow White grows up and becomes prettier than the queen. At that point the mirror tells the queen that Snow White is the prettiest. So the queen gets pissed and tries to kill her... you don't remember this?
Zed - November 7, 2009, 4:38 pm,
Yes, but what does that have to do with global warming?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 4:46 pm,
O, I get it. The mirror was saying Snow White was the prettiest, because it has to speak honestly...but the statue, on the other hand, ALWAYS points at the queen. Clever. Subtle. Sailed rrrriigggghhhtttt over my head. lol
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 5:01 pm,
BART: It's all good. At least you actually asked instead of rating 1L and casually walking away. ZED: If you have to ask... lol
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 5:10 pm,
I don't just 1L things that I don't understand. I usually a**ume there's a joke I'm missing, a really good one, so I auto five. That's why woody often gets high marks from me...well, there's another reason, but I won't go into that. Anyway this is a good
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 5:10 pm,
poster. I already fived it.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 5:21 pm,
Oh I didn't mean you. I meant everyone else that 1L'd it. I gotta start navigating elsewhere instead of checking Motifake so often... I'm getting WAY too attached to the performance of my posters.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 6:05 pm,
I always feel like someone's pointing and laughing at my avatar behind my back.
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 6:06 pm,
Noob Smoke...I laugh every time I see his name.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 6:10 pm,
At last! You're the first one to mention/notice the symbolism of his name and my status here. Of course it'd be you, Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 6:34 pm,
You know what they say about blind squirrels...
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 6:41 pm,
Touché, but you're just being modest.
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 6:53 pm,
Thank you. I am a humble's hard though, considering how awesome I am. jk
Produceman117 - November 9, 2009, 12:23 am,
**jaw drops in shock of this poster's relative score**
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:26 am,
Don't worry about it. You just went over a lot of heads. Can't let it get you down. You make great posters.
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