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Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 10:57 pm,
d*** RIGHT!!! My princess just turned one!! I cant imagine the torture i am going to put boy through, it will be fun!!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:02 pm,
LMAO! my girlfriend's dad tried the whole cleaning a gun thing. he couldnt put it back together after
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:15 pm,
ROR, nice. My best friend had a dad pull that sh*t and he ended up talking to the dad for an hour about guns and missed his movie. To funny
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:19 pm,
I used to meet the Jehovahs at the door with my Mossberg ....But that was before the court order.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:21 pm,
this was a 300 savage. beautiful gun but very complicated. its a lever action revolver. and it was still apart when i brought her back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:27 pm,
Obviously you brought her back too early. Couldn't seal the deal?
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:31 pm,
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm,
the dad gave up tring to wait for her to get back
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm,
ROR my favorite Jehobos moment was my brothers best friend answering the door with a gas mask hooked to a bong giving them a mangina! Was rediculous, i didnt enjoy the mangina but the look on thier face was priceless.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:33 pm,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:35 pm,
I was drinking at noon a few weeks ago (go figure) when The Mormons arrived....I gave them a lecture about John Smith and inquired about their special underwear....I doubt they'll come back.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:36 pm,
Yea my neighbor pulled a Glock on one of them too, that **** was epic. It is funny to see them come by, they will go to the other side of the street when they pass our houses now.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:38 pm,
Awesome Mooooooooooooooooo!!! I haven't really f***ed with the mormons, i have banged one but never messed with the missionaries.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:39 pm,
I didnt live in town, so people never came knocking
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:43 pm,
That would be nice! I couldn't imagine some peace and quite!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:46 pm,
Sit back kids, and I'll tell you a story. When I lived n thunder bay i met a girl, Lang black hair, Hourglass figure, and an a** that would make Jesus cry.....I took her to dinner....she was eloquent and stunning....a week later We went to a play
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:49 pm,
She was witty and magnificent.....3rd date. we had a fabulous meal and danced the night away....we went back to her place...there was a watchtower pamphlet on her table....I asked "have the Jehovahs been dropping by?".....Her response...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:50 pm,
"I'm part of the church".....I never saw her again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:03 am,
And Moooooo+ lived happily ever after with an Irish girl who hates Jesus..........The E-nd.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am,
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am,
*Wipes a tear away*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am,
Now, What have we learned?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am,
Jehova's Witness' can have a great a**?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am,
Ughhhh. amateurs.....We've learned to ask about the pamphlet AFTER you hit it.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:11 am,
You didn't hit it anyway? Cause it would make YOU feel dirty?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:13 am,
It would have ruined my concentration.....And the one before her was a 7th day Adventist (or raised as one...home schooled, no social skills.....DEMON in the sack) So I was cautious.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:15 am,
Oh!, and Bipolar disorder....can't forget the bipolar disorder......she stabbed me. Twice.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:17 am,
Still show off the scars at poker night and tell the story of how you got them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:18 am,
No....they're "intimate"....and no one wants to see that...not even my wife apparently.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:20 am,
LMAO! So it'll be on your next post to Naughtyfake.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:23 am,
RMAO!!!! To good, always glad to learn some relationship advice from someone as wise as you Moooooooooooooo
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am,
a girl stabed me with a fork once. she thought i was someone else
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:26 am,
I got slapped by a chick one time....she thought I was my Brother, Being a twin sucks. God Man, don't take advice from me......I got lucky in the end, My skills had nothing to do with it.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:27 am,
Holy sh!t. There's another identical Mooo+?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:29 am,
Christ, how can the world handle that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am,
No....We're quite different.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am,
I'm heavier....he's neurotic.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:32 am,
He hasn't smoked half of BC?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:35 am,
He smokes....and not just at the ears....I have discovered the benefits of alcoholism.....he's still an angry white guy. (he'll probably live longer....unless someone kills him)
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:36 am,
Sounds like you've thought of doing that a couple of times
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:37 am,
hasnt everyone thought about kiling there brother?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:39 am,
I would never kill him...I need his kidneys and liver.....also, I can never be convicted on DNA evidence alone......This Moooo+ knows whats up.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am,
ROR!! Good point Moooooooo, i threw a knife at my brother when i was younger, i got the sh*t kicked outta me. Didn't do that again, now i am smarter and shooting someone just wouldn't be right, unless you are doing it to protect you or your fam.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am,
One time, He attacked me with an axe....i was probably asking for it.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am,
mybrother broke my nose with a chair when i was drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:02 am,
You guys are a regular Uday and Qusay.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am,
Holy sh*t, guess he doesn't treasure your organs as much Mooooooooooooooo. Canada did you deserve it or was it dumb drunk fun? I have told someone to break a bottle over my head for sh*ts and giggles when i was drunk b4
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am,
WTF did you call me?
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am,
no, m brother fights like a girl
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am,
Look it up college boy.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:05 am,
i got into a fight with him and he hit me in the head with a chair
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:09 am,
I came home drunk and he was mad because i didnt bring him with me(he didnt have a truck at the time)so when i got back he had the bright idea to start a fight, after i kicked his a**, he got up grabed a chair and hit me with it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:12 am,
How Homoerotic.......did you spoon afterwards?....LOL
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:15 am,
no, he needed an ambulance when i got up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:17 am,
To remove the candle stick fro....I can't do're the **** CANADA.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:20 am,
thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:22 am,
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 7:38 am,
Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)
TheABC - March 9, 2011, 1:49 pm,
This was the most epic thread ever...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 9:38 pm,
If you liked that check out #59558
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:52 am,
In before sh**gun wedding.
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