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MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:35 am,
Satan game!
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:37 am,
That it is. It has taken more lives that we can count. Hell, it has more accounts than the world has people!
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:38 am,
I totally don't have an account. Totally.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:40 am,
That last "totally" makes me suspicious...Random, do you have a level 30 Blood Druid?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:41 am,
*cough* Say, heard about the kung fu monkeys?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:44 am,
Is that a new character class?...and I though Peanut with a six-pack was weird enough. (Dunham's puppet)
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am,
Actual news story, not sure if it's real though. Guy trained his monkeys to do kung fu, and they turned on him. Probably fake, but still awesome.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:49 am,
That is beyond awesome...and now I want a monkey. I wouldn't teach it Kung Fu, though. (I wouldn't want to repeat that guy's mistake.) I'll just teach them to shoot beer cans with sh**guns. What could possibly go wrong?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:50 am,
They'll shoot full cans.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:55 am,
And what if someone is drinking a beer? They could lose a hand... Ah, I have the solution. I'll just keep the monkeys drunk all the time; that way, they'll miss the cans. Brilliant, eh?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:56 am,
But then they're drinking your beer.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:58 am,
d*** it! Monkeys suck! training idea...what if they learn to drive trucks? Do monkeys live to the age of sixteen?
LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 9:09 am,
Kung-fu monkey shenanigans? Watch "Grandma's Boy"...
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