epic fail
military funny
stupid human

Comment on this Motifake


Proud winners of the Darwin Awards since 1995


 Comment using Facebook

Haarakkon - September 15, 2008, 5:35 pm,
Awright!!! Toronto is American territory now.
HtD - December 18, 2008, 9:02 pm,
Yah, it happened around June.
Sean - December 18, 2008, 9:46 pm,
You bastards. Taking over the best part of my country and not even telling me about it. I thought we were friends. Jerks.
Porcelina - December 18, 2008, 9:53 pm,
We're keeping Alannis, too
LogicDude - December 19, 2008, 8:03 am,
No, we ARE not Porcelina. We voted on it and Alannis goes back. Too many "man-hate" issues. You oughta know that...
Fatty - December 19, 2008, 9:47 am,
Second that!
Porcelina - December 19, 2008, 10:53 am,
..... I will cut a part of america for myself and Allanis, then, and don't complain when I don't come back. You oughta know why I'm there.
LogicDude - December 19, 2008, 11:38 am,
Then take Idaho. I don't know why, it will just always sound funny. "I-da-Ho"...and it would fit Allanis very well.
bOB cHIN - December 19, 2008, 11:54 am,
You,You oughta know,You oughta know....Then,Then take Idaho,then take Idaho....How, how does that song go??? (Allanus all the time, c'est moi)
Porcelina - December 19, 2008, 12:12 pm,
You oughta know why I'm here! To remind you!!! of The cross I beared that you gave to me
Cubbybear - December 19, 2008, 1:08 pm,
Can we at least send back Michael J Fox and Mike Myers?
Sean - December 19, 2008, 1:39 pm,
Yes, yes you jerks are ... keeping Allanis. No-givebacks! Called it.
LogicDude - December 19, 2008, 1:45 pm,
Already put it in the book, double-stamped it, no returnsies. She's back in Canada. You can't unstamp a double-stamp! You can't unstamp a double-stamp!
Porcelina - December 19, 2008, 1:56 pm,
We're doing fine in Idaho, thanks for asking.
Sean - December 19, 2008, 2:11 pm,
You win THIS round, LogicDude, but I swear, "no returnsies" or not, this is NOT over. Nobody makes us keep Allanis. Nobody.
Fatty - December 19, 2008, 2:47 pm,
Hope you like taters, P...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 20, 2008, 12:49 am,
I'll accept Alanis into the USA if it means someone breaks Bryan Adams' legs...or his vocal cords.
Sean - December 20, 2008, 12:56 am,
Yous Yanks are so ungrateful. Especially after Canada saved your a**es during the war ... I mean the war of 1812 of course, when we sacked ... ohhh, uhmmm -- well nevermind. But what you did to Toronto (then Old York) was just uncalled for. Fffssst!
Porcelina - December 20, 2008, 3:37 pm,
Lovin in youuuuu is easy 'cus you're beautiful.. Doo doo doo doo doo dooooo.. AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh H
LogicDude - December 20, 2008, 3:50 pm,
Sweet Mother of God! NOT Minnie Ripperton!!! Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Start new comment thread
Register in seconds...
Log In