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SELACHOPHOBIA

Because nobody ever saw a cute shark

Creator: Cubbybear

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Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 8:16 pm, #149981

I am GOD! I rate you DOWN! Wooooosh! (Yes, God makes wooshing noises when rating.)

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:21 pm, #149983

Take it easy, Treegod... it doesn't take a deity to end your campaign.

Cubbybear - January 3, 2010, 9:20 pm, #149998

God rated me...I'm honored

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:22 pm, #149999

If he's not careful, God is going to get himself banned... and won't be back in April.

Cubbybear - January 3, 2010, 9:23 pm, #150000

He makes me laugh

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:25 pm, #150001

Noted, sir.

Cubbybear - January 3, 2010, 9:28 pm, #150002

Try Googling his Name Interesting ph**os can be found

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:38 pm, #150003

I looked around. Self-proclaimed smartass.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:02 pm, #150007

A trait so rare on the internet.

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 10:02 pm, #150008

Indeed.

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:05 pm, #150009

M-yes.

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 10:08 pm, #150010

Quite.

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:10 pm, #150011

LOL! Jolly good!

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 10:11 pm, #150012

Exuberance!

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:12 pm, #150013

Excelsior!!!!!!

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:15 pm, #150014

Ex con!

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 10:15 pm, #150015

Walmart?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:26 pm, #150016

I used to work at Walmart.

spacedog - January 3, 2010, 10:27 pm, #150017

You're an ex-con?

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:27 pm, #150018

Really... who didn't suspect that?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:28 pm, #150019

In the 70's they sold monkeys at the Woolco I Thompson,MB.......when Walmart bought the building the remodeled and found a tiny skeleton in the ceiling....they thought it was a baby.....there was a whole investigation.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:28 pm, #150020

*in

spacedog - January 3, 2010, 10:28 pm, #150021

Ph**obooth? Like on That 70's show?

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 10:28 pm, #150022

God d***, who doesn't want to buy a monkey?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:29 pm, #150023

I had the best job at Walmart.

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 10:30 pm, #150024

Greeter? No one actually expects you to do anything, and you could probably slip a f*** off in there and no one would notice.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:31 pm, #150025

I was the loss prevention officer.....I got to tackle people and handcuff them.

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:31 pm, #150026

I'm guessing he was surveillance for the women's changing rooms.

spacedog - January 3, 2010, 10:31 pm, #150027

Woolco...man I haven't heard that name in ages. Remember Woodwards?

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:32 pm, #150028

By tackling them, he means falling through the roof tiles... and landing on a bikini-clad 17 year old.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:32 pm, #150029

You guys won't believe me when I say this, but i quit because it bothered my conscience to be apprehending 14 year old girls and the elderly.

spacedog - January 3, 2010, 10:33 pm, #150030

A la Chris Farley?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:34 pm, #150031

The cameras are all angled so you can't see into the change rooms.....sigh.

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 10:34 pm, #150032

A friend of mine actually does that now. He's always been a bit of an a**, but I know I couldn't do it, especially around Christmas. Lots of sob stories, and who can tell how many are actually real?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:35 pm, #150033

It's harder than most people think.....Unless you have no feelings.

spacedog - January 3, 2010, 10:36 pm, #150034

Heh, tackling the elderly stopped being fun eh?

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:37 pm, #150035

It was my favorite part of working in a supermarket. I was an apprentice meat cutter, and out meat dept. had a view of almost all aisles. I loved going after shoplifters. And yeah... I am clearly heartless.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:37 pm, #150036

Fortunately I only had to tackle grown men, But 90% of my apps were teenage girls stealing makeup. And a few hutterites.

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:39 pm, #150038

I sispected that everyone else was nicer than I was... this is just further proof.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:39 pm, #150039

I really enjoyed busting the real criminals...It was the innocent kids who made 1 mistake that got to me.......also, Walmart sucks It was horrible spending 8 hours a day in that place.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:40 pm, #150040

No one blames you Aggy....you had to fight for your life every day growing up on the streets of Mexico city.

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 10:41 pm, #150042

Yea, I see quite a few busts in the store I work in. Not many kids though, but lots of young adults, and more than enough drunken aboriginals. Hate to say that, but its very true here. We had some pass out in the entrance, and we had to call the cops.

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:41 pm, #150043

Started out as security for a churro cart.

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 10:42 pm, #150045

We also have your stereotypical incredibly fat person. She's always in the shopping area, but not always our store. She actually got stuck on the toilet after going, and had to be lifted off by the new meat manager.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:44 pm, #150046

I hate those fat people that use the electric carts in stores because they're too lazy to walk.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:44 pm, #150047

Aggy's forgetting to mention the 4 years of forced prostitution.

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 10:45 pm, #150048

We actually just started having to wear hair nets. I'm still pissed over that, and plotting many ways to get rid of them.

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 10:45 pm, #150049

Moooooooooo forced implies resistance.

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 10:46 pm, #150051

*Mooooooooooooo, forced implies resistance.

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:46 pm, #150052

I still refuse to call it "forced" - I had complete control over whether or not I wore my sombrero.

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:47 pm, #150053

Yeah! Thanks Random! Haggling a price CAN be considered "resistance"

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:48 pm, #150054

You guys ,misunderstand me......It was a role he played, He got paid more that way.

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:50 pm, #150055

Great... thanks, moooo... the gig is up.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 10:51 pm, #150056

See it as free advertising.

agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:58 pm, #150057

Those days are long past... and were frequent enough to leave me without much "resistance" back there.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 11:03 pm, #150060

Every step made the journey easier....as it were?

R.S.Jake - January 4, 2010, 11:49 am, #150115

So, as an unforseen outcome...Aggy hasn't been constipated in many years?