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EVERYONE IS STARING AT US

Sure they can SAY that "life imitates art"... but where the hell is Patricia's monkey!?

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LogicDude - January 7, 2010, 7:39 am, #150845
See poster 59558 for those who may be new...
R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 8:02 am, #150863
Ha! That's awesome! I was going to ask where the monkey was before I finished reading! 5 missing monkeys!
BoneCD - January 7, 2010, 9:09 am, #150890
LMAO...Excellent LD!!!
Ed-Hyde - January 7, 2010, 11:32 am, #150920
The monkey is hiding behind the turtle, obviously
agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 5:02 pm, #150988
Epic, defined... the man and the poster.
agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 5:42 pm, #150996
Dinner... back before too long!
rerun - January 7, 2010, 6:06 pm, #150997 
what did we have?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 7, 2010, 9:21 pm, #151036
Well, this seems like a familiar tableau, why in fact it's...HEY!...wait, wait, it's an homage to my genius, right? right? That's what I'll tell myself.
agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 8:21 pm, #151257
I think pat's place has moved! (leave your monkey at the door)
spacedog - January 8, 2010, 8:23 pm, #151260
"If you can't see the monkey it's you." Awesome poster LD.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 8:18 am, #151700
Ok.... he's been warned. But, don't fret... won't take long for that bone-headed italian to screw himself.
rerun - January 10, 2010, 8:20 am, #151702 
I guessyou want us to lay off him for a few....
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 8:32 am, #151711
The challenge here is that he's been a problem since he got here... always had racist or ***ist comments... I've never liked him a bit. Regardless of provocation or not, I don't think he'll change his colors... it's just a matter of time. Game on!
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 8:34 am, #151712
whoo-hoo!! Party on, Wayne!!
Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 8:34 am, #151713
I'm sorry. *chuckles* But ZERO-for-59, people. Okay I'm done. 0-for-59.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 8:35 am, #151714
Prancing around on our high-horse, Produce?
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 8:36 am, #151715
Party on, Grey!
rerun - January 10, 2010, 8:36 am, #151716 
with his stats, there is a certain un-named NFL team he would fit right in with.
Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 8:37 am, #151717
I wish. Because THEN I'd actually feel some kind of remorse. I've just never seen such a blatant case of a pot calling a kettle black before today. Who DOES that?
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 8:38 am, #151718
LMAO rerun.... does it rhyme with "raiders"?
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 8:38 am, #151719
Why you gotta bring race into it, Veg?
rerun - January 10, 2010, 8:39 am, #151720 
why yes it does, his jersey name is a***
Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 8:41 am, #151721
It's a good garnish for any conversation, Aggy. Like paprika.
BoneCD - January 10, 2010, 8:44 am, #151722
If you guys are going to talk Nascar I'm going home
Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 8:44 am, #151723
With the same amount of time, we could all perform a successful root ca*** in 59 attempts. But this a*** raider is on here criticizing dentists. I've never used the word flabbergasted in a sentence, and I won't start today, but...
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 8:47 am, #151724
LOL, Produce... you have a point there. Can't argue with that.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 8:48 am, #151726
Bone.... race and domestic abuse are more acceptable topics than nascar here.
BoneCD - January 10, 2010, 8:49 am, #151727
and thanks for that thingy
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 8:51 am, #151728
Actually.... both of those topics go hand-in-hand with nascar, don't they?
BoneCD - January 10, 2010, 8:56 am, #151731
Yes Master
BoneCD - January 10, 2010, 8:57 am, #151732
It's hard to type when your playing air guitar to "Revolution"
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 9:03 am, #151734
I'll take your word for it!
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 6:07 pm, #151819
Gotta love this place!!! How's everyone doing? Ok, how's everyone who is here doing?
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 6:08 pm, #151820
Bored. You?
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 6:09 pm, #151822
ME? I'm happy to be back just in time to make you more bored.
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 6:12 pm, #151823
Aren't you a nice person?
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 6:24 pm, #151824
Who has been spreading lies about me?
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 6:25 pm, #151825
ReRun
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 6:30 pm, #151827
I knew it!!!! Dammit, and I can't do anything to him..... his people control my bank accounts!!!
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 6:38 pm, #151828
He's a woman?
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #151830
No, no.... nothing that bad! Just Jewish.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 6:45 pm, #151831
Oh, he's Jewish. Can he help me with my taxis?
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 6:46 pm, #151832
I heard they're excellent drivers, not like Cambodians...
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 6:47 pm, #151833
LOL at Bart
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 6:49 pm, #151835
Yeah...I'm color blind, so it's really hard to tell who I dislike. jk
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 6:51 pm, #151836
Do what I do, hate everyone regardless of race!
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 6:53 pm, #151837
Nah, there's always height. Everyone taller than me is an a**hole; that's a proven, scientific fact.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 6:56 pm, #151838
So many personal reasons to dislike individuals... color is just foolish and ignorant.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 6:57 pm, #151839
Yeah, race doesn't mean a thing. It's all about their astrological sign. Virgos suck!
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 7:00 pm, #151840
Bart FTW!
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 7:01 pm, #151841
Wait... my mom tries to tell me she's still a Virgo.
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 7:03 pm, #151842
you're Italian, all Italian mothers think their sons walk on water
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 7:04 pm, #151843
lol We all know Jesus is coming back an Irishman.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 7:06 pm, #151845
Why? Because Christmas is nine months after Saint Patrick's Day.
rerun - January 10, 2010, 7:07 pm, #151846 
Bart - I got really bad news for you. 1. I am Jewish. 2. I am a Virgo. 3. I don't know anything about taxis. 4. May people can send your people a good CPA for your taxes. And Grey, why do you like getting me in such trouble here?
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 7:09 pm, #151847
Huh, who knew Jews were so good with money?
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 7:10 pm, #151848
Bring it!!! LOL
rerun - January 10, 2010, 7:13 pm, #151850 
we lose everybodys money...except our own. What was yours is mine, whai is mine is still mine.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 7:15 pm, #151851
lol When did you graduate from the Fittycent School of Economics?
rerun - January 10, 2010, 7:18 pm, #151852 
I taught him everything he knows, including how to Rap
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 7:19 pm, #151853
Wasn't that Madoff's Alma mater?
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 7:20 pm, #151854
Rap coins?
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 7:20 pm, #151855
d***. You are street. I wish I was more street, but I have to walk a few miles to get to town.
rerun - January 10, 2010, 7:21 pm, #151856 
so street that I hire out my dirty work, just because I don't want to mess up this manicure
rerun - January 10, 2010, 7:22 pm, #151857 
rap coins are gold pieces
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 7:23 pm, #151858
Jew gold!?
rerun - January 10, 2010, 7:24 pm, #151859 
what other kind would it be?
DreMagnum - January 10, 2010, 7:24 pm, #151860
Aztec?
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 7:26 pm, #151861
I thought rap gold came from the mouths of retired artists.
rerun - January 10, 2010, 7:26 pm, #151862 
Dre - You have been away and must not have heard, Pontiac is ceasing production because of that model
rerun - January 10, 2010, 7:28 pm, #151863 
dental gold has no real value to me, unless Julia Roberts owned it. She has a big enougn mouth to be Knox II
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 7:34 pm, #151869
LOL... true dat!
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 7:42 pm, #151881
Take it easy, rerun... thanks for playing along tonight. You're a blast.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 7:44 pm, #151883
Rule 31 ain't no walk in the park!
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 5:11 pm, #152166
Hola muchachos y muchachas! Bienvenido! Es otro gran día en motifake!
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 5:14 pm, #152171
está sí
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 5:15 pm, #152173
Um, I remember living in the USA, not Spainland
spacedog - January 11, 2010, 5:18 pm, #152175
Ola! mi amigo es bueno?
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 5:18 pm, #152176
LMFAO, ese!
spacedog - January 11, 2010, 5:19 pm, #152177
Dos cerveza, por favor? My Spanish sucks.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 5:20 pm, #152178
Tu amigo es muy bueno, gracias por preguntar
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 5:20 pm, #152179
Si, su amigo es bueno. Y yo tambien estoy bien.
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 5:21 pm, #152180
LOL!
MrRandom - January 11, 2010, 5:21 pm, #152181
You people annoy me. I mean....... Hi!
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 5:22 pm, #152182
sorry to hear about your goat Dre
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 5:22 pm, #152183
Lol, don't worry, the meat was still good
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 6:05 pm, #152216
There's a Cuban sanwich with my name on it... catch you guys in a little.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 6:06 pm, #152218 
have not had a good cuban sandwicg since I left Miami
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 6:11 pm, #152220
I get the Sandwich Cubano usually... Roasted pork, ham, Swiss cheese, mustard & pickles h** pressed on Cuban bread ...but everything is incredible.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 6:13 pm, #152222 
I live in Texas. Not much of a Cuban population here, nor a place that knows anything about Cuban food/Cuban themed food....
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 6:13 pm, #152224
Great stuff... blows mexican stuff away. But, I'm a bit partial to puerto rican and cuban food.
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 6:25 pm, #152231
Ok, ok... off to thecuba cafe. Back in a little.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 8:52 pm, #152927
So, what's the seal with Conan? I despise Leno... always have. It's something he did long ago to a friend... and I never liked how much of a ja****s and bad inteviewer he was. He always talked over guests and tried to one-up their story.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 8:53 pm, #152928
NEvermind about the seal.... just tell me what the deal is.
MrRandom - January 14, 2010, 8:54 pm, #152929
Took over the Tonight Show, moved his entire crew across the country, hosted for 7 months, Leno wants the show back. NBC is also threatening to hold him to his contract, keeping him from working for 3 years even if hes not on the Tonight Show.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 9:00 pm, #152932
I know what happened leading up to this... but are they seriously a-hole enough to bump Conan back to 12:30? Criminal.
MrRandom - January 14, 2010, 9:01 pm, #152933
They're a hole enough to make sure he couldn't work for those years because of that refusal to host it at 12:30. After all, its not the Tonight Show then, its the Tomorrow Show.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 9:02 pm, #152934
Leno sucks.
MrRandom - January 14, 2010, 9:06 pm, #152935
That's actually the reason hes getting the time slot back. His lead in ratings to the news was so bad, that all of NBC's partners were complaining. So they punished him by giving him back his old time slot.
CANADA - January 14, 2010, 9:08 pm, #152936
LENO rocks! he has so many cars! but his show sucks
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 9:09 pm, #152937
I still maintain that he'd have never survived had he not been handed the huge audience that Carson made for 30 years.
MrRandom - January 14, 2010, 9:11 pm, #152938
That's actually the other thing. Conan's ratings were low, but he had just started. It took Leno 2 years to get good ratings.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 9:13 pm, #152939
Nobody paved a fan base for Conan, though... he was working from scratch at 12:30 - LEno got ratings back because the other networks' alternatives were awful.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 4:49 pm, #157725
Mooooooooooo! How the hell are ya???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2010, 4:57 pm, #157729
I'm good, How's your stupid wetback self?
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 5:00 pm, #157730
Slightly wet, and definitely back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2010, 5:38 pm, #157740
sorry for the late replies....I'm cooking dinner, Then I have to go to work....blah.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 5:43 pm, #157741
Cooking dinner?!?!?!?
TheTrashHeap - March 6, 2010, 9:02 pm, #162549
It was great Aggy. Thanks for asking. Now I know you've been thinking about it.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 9:07 pm, #162550
Oh yeah.... you know it.... you're like a warm tortilla in my brain.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 9:08 pm, #162552
I've been trying to get back into the poster making mood... just ain't feeling it.
MrRandom - March 6, 2010, 9:11 pm, #162553
I believe I have your answer to that problem. Beer, beer!
TheTrashHeap - March 6, 2010, 9:11 pm, #162554
I just take them as they come to me. At least I have Ph**oshop to play around with now.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 9:12 pm, #162555
Sweet! Ph**oshop makes everything more... artsy.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 9:13 pm, #162556
Good call, Random... but, I'm sort of on a Guinness vacation. Drank most every night in Reno... not much else to do. Needed a break. Wait... that is the reason I'm not creative, isn't it?
MrRandom - March 7, 2010, 8:57 pm, #162985
I mean....... What's up tonight motifake?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:00 pm, #162989
How's it going, Random? Nothing exciting tonight... been rather quiet.
MrRandom - March 7, 2010, 9:02 pm, #162990
Eerie quiet, or everyone's drunk and someone said something awkward quiet?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:05 pm, #162992
Hmmmmmm.... a bit of both, I'd like to believe... but more toward.... hell, I don't know.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm, #162997
It seems more like clown funeral quiet, You know.....snickering in the background.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:21 pm, #162999
Someone shoot a mime or something...or crap...where did this red dot come from...
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:21 pm, #163000
Snickering? Can't hear it over the sound of a smile and virtual chickenwire.
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 10:16 pm, #163009
Wow, lots of good posters tonight.
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 10:45 pm, #163010
How you doing Moo+?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 11:28 pm, #163013
Great day! I'm walking on sunshine whoaoooooough.....don't it feel good.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 5:39 am, #163046
Moooooo, hope you have a great one.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 5:40 am, #163047
MO, great to see you back around... and in full gear!
MO - March 8, 2010, 5:42 am, #163048
You be careful out there Aggy! It's cold outside!!!
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 5:43 am, #163049
Oh yeah... a bone-chilling 45!
MO - March 8, 2010, 5:44 am, #163050
Caliber?
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 5:45 am, #163051
If only.
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 6:32 pm, #163282
What's with all the quiet?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:32 pm, #163283
We're being watched
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm, #163284
Googlemonster is watching? How you doing Random?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:37 pm, #163285
Homework, work and dentist tomorrow. You?
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 6:41 pm, #163286
Hanging in there. Working out the bugs on a couple posters. Mrs. spacedog occasionally looks in on the site, so I trying to be careful on the marriage topic.
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:42 pm, #163287
Gotta be sneaky eh?
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 6:43 pm, #163288
*I'm* d*** paws.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 6:43 pm, #163289
Did you hear that? I think it's in the trees! God I'm so scared....
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 6:44 pm, #163290
Sneaky or funny as hell. So yeah, sneaky.
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 6:46 pm, #163291
Heya TTH.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 6:46 pm, #163292
Mrs. Space looks in now?!?!? That makes sense... I now know why Porcelina changed her avatar from her picture to a smiley face!!!
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 6:53 pm, #163293
Heya Aggy. She mentioned the fondness of T&A on this site the other day. So I said I was trying to help all you sinners. She didn't buy it.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 6:54 pm, #163294
We've all experimented! LOL!
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 6:56 pm, #163295
Trashette watches over my shoulder and yells at timmys. But its still a young relationship. I expect that will change.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 6:56 pm, #163296
TTH... at long last, my partner in crime has arrived!
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 6:58 pm, #163297
I have the raccoon masks, did you bring the sacks with the dollar signs printed on them?
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 7:00 pm, #163298
Uh-oh... well, I have dollar signs tattooed on my sacks now. I think I misunderstood your request.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:01 pm, #163299
Don't you mean Peso signs?
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 7:03 pm, #163300
Si.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 7:08 pm, #163301
Sowhat happened at the battle of jericho?
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 7:08 pm, #163302
So, what...
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:12 pm, #163303
No clue. It was a total overreaction on his part. He must be on his period. He has never even made a poser so his opinion is completely invalid IMO. Just another Timmy.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 7:13 pm, #163304
If you can't motifake, criticize.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:14 pm, #163305
Oh, and the walls came tumblin down.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 7:15 pm, #163306
LOL! Yeah!!!!
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:04 pm, #163533
Bonus Nachos everyone! Combover is the thread?
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 6:09 pm, #163537
Quit speakin mexican aggy you're not at work!
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:10 pm, #163538
LMAO! I still have a little cinnamon sugar on from the churro cart.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 7:59 pm, #163803
Sean! How the hell have you been? This place has been without a quality facet of motifake style since you've found real things to do outside of motifake!
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 8:03 pm, #163804
Glad to hear it! I'mabout the same, thanks for asking.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 8:03 pm, #163805
I know, I know. I'm trying to get back into the swing of poster making, too. It just goes in cycles, and you can't force it.
MrRandom - March 10, 2010, 8:04 pm, #163806
Shhhhhhhhhhh, he's talking to himself again, back off slowly.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 8:04 pm, #163807
Cool. Ok, catch you later. Glad to see you haven't lost your touch in making posters!
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 8:05 pm, #163808
LOL!!! what's the matter, Random? I'm wearing a virtual bluetooth headset.... it looks legit.
MrRandom - March 10, 2010, 8:12 pm, #163812
So you went from looking like a crazy person to looking like a douchebag. Aggy, how much have you had to drink tonight?
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 8:17 pm, #163815
Absolutely nothing. Mystery solved?
MrRandom - March 10, 2010, 8:21 pm, #163818
Yep, all makes sense now. So how you doing tonight?
Sean - March 10, 2010, 8:44 pm, #163822
Nothin's wrong, aggiford, but thanks for asking. Just trying to keep my Motifake addiction under control. But I'm not going anywhere. Just trying to cut down on the late nights. Take it easy. And good night everyone.
agdaniele - March 11, 2010, 11:53 pm, #164012
A small one.... the bigger you make the poster in MS Paint, the sharper the image and text. If you reduce the pic, and make the text accordingly, it will blur or pixelate.
CANADA - March 11, 2010, 11:54 pm, #164014
I cut the text from another picture because the text looked more fitting. but i had to change the surrounding color
CANADA - March 11, 2010, 11:55 pm, #164015
It's a pain in the a** to sharpen edges in paint
agdaniele - March 11, 2010, 11:57 pm, #164016
Dude, unless it's time-sensitive, send it to me. I'm glad to do the modifications.
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 12:00 am, #164017
Thanks aggy. normaly i would just use the poster maker here or use the one one at AutoMotivator but with so little text i wanted to get it perfect
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 12:13 am, #164018
I like when you're nice.... makes me suspect you're drunk.
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 12:15 am, #164019
lol. actually stressed right out, but thanks for noticing
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 12:18 am, #164020
So, what's new? Besides the change in avatar?
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 12:21 am, #164021
that "great girl" of mine has me jumping through hoops. I hate when here parents are in town
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 12:23 am, #164022
Ok, I saw her.... and although you can easily prove me wrong, she looks like a woman worth enduring parental visits... and the occasional drive to a musical.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 12:25 am, #164023
For christ sake, I learned to LOVE the sound of coquis, thanks to my (now) ex.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 12:27 am, #164024
http://ltmtnele.tripod.com/elyunque/id7.html
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 12:27 am, #164025
she defiantly is. hows aggy? sticking around Vegas for a while?
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 12:28 am, #164026
the frogs would drive me nuts
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 12:28 am, #164027
For now, yes. BUT... work is threatening to take me to Montana, Washington and (if I can handle it) San Diego.
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 12:30 am, #164028
lol, wont you freeze in Montana? thats mighty close to canada
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 6:21 pm, #164248
Friday night, see you guys later
MO - March 12, 2010, 6:23 pm, #164249
You'll be back!!
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 6:25 pm, #164250
Look who has a life!!! Big sh**!
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 6:42 pm, #164266
Dre is back!!!!!!
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 7:13 pm, #164276
How is everyone this fine Friday evening?
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:30 pm, #164290
Sup Dog? Hows tricks?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 7:38 pm, #164291
Spacedog in the... spacehouse? Ok, shoot me.
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 7:39 pm, #164292
Hey MO, just drinking a couple cold ones and working on a poster or two. How's things in Philly? You are still stationed there?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 7:41 pm, #164293
He's stationed here at Lake Mead... that's what happens when you toy with the Captain's golden lab.
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 7:41 pm, #164294
Heh, spacedog was out of the capsule momentarily.
MrRandom - March 12, 2010, 7:43 pm, #164296
Like a break from jail?
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 7:45 pm, #164298
More like the doghouse Random. You gonna be out on the Enoch reserve?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 7:46 pm, #164299
They don't jail you for liking peanutb***er.
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:49 pm, #164301
Yeah dog! I stepped out to. But yes, for now I'm still in Beagle hell.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 7:51 pm, #164303
Where's Nik?
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 7:52 pm, #164305
Peanut b***er is great. Much better than Teriyaki sauce.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 7:53 pm, #164307
(gets sticky too quick)
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 7:53 pm, #164308
That's why I don't do that with a sharpei.
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:57 pm, #164309
@ Aggy! Niks sleeping right about now. Lest that's what she said an hour ago....
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:02 pm, #164310
Sound asleep? And you haven't started having ***?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:02 pm, #164311
d***... what I heard about Jerseyt dudes ain't true.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:02 pm, #164312
-t
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:06 pm, #164315
I mean, really... TOC is without a doubt, the only real mod we have here. She has all the skills... I'm just a terrorist, really.
MO - March 12, 2010, 8:15 pm, #164316
Wait wait! Hold on! Did you just call me a jersey dude? Oh, hell no! Not that there's anything wrong with that....who am I kidding? There's all sorts of crap wrong with that!!
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:19 pm, #164317
VERY sorry, MO.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:19 pm, #164318
Joisey dude?
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 8:22 pm, #164319
HA!
MO - March 12, 2010, 8:25 pm, #164320
May as well be. Hell, I've been stationed here twice....
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:43 pm, #164328
So, space.... when is the parade of motifakes starting back up from you?!?!?
DreMagnum - March 12, 2010, 8:46 pm, #164329
I've just realized I havent made a poster since september
DreMagnum - March 12, 2010, 8:47 pm, #164330
Why the hell did i say september, i mean January, god im stupid
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 8:54 pm, #164340
Heehee. You guys must have been looking forward to tomorrows theme. Consider the parade started.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:03 pm, #164346
Parade?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:04 pm, #164347
I smell a parade of 24-hour bans comin' on tomorrow!!!
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 9:13 pm, #164354
HA!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASGPPAK-p7w&feature=related
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:14 pm, #164356
I. Love. That.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 8:05 pm, #164505
Be vewy vewy quiet... heh heh heh!
MrRandom - March 13, 2010, 8:09 pm, #164506
Are we hunting something?
spacedog - March 13, 2010, 8:10 pm, #164507
Wabbits?
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 8:10 pm, #164508
Oh yes.
MrRandom - March 13, 2010, 8:10 pm, #164509
Wascally wabbits.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 10:33 pm, #164676
Ok, so the fact that I'm not a hairy mexi-wop means that I have to apologise for the clean shower drain? Moooooo... I can't thank you enough for the info regarding the p*** that girls send you to your cell.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 13, 2010, 10:35 pm, #164679
The only girl sending anything to my phone is you Aggy.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 10:36 pm, #164680
So, keep tucking and snapping?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 13, 2010, 10:41 pm, #164684
*read below* g**est statement ever *read below*
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:40 pm, #164723
That's a comment for here, Veggie.... get in the groove. Night, dude!
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:41 pm, #164724
At least the rest have the courtesy to pass out before logging off.
CANADA - March 14, 2010, 11:33 pm, #164891
Would you look at that. Briton and Naru even share the same birthday
DreMagnum - March 14, 2010, 11:36 pm, #164892
No offense Canada, but we really need to move on from that in my opinion. **** happened, lets get over it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 11:39 pm, #164893
I dunno.....It's still funny when CANADA is the last to notice something.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 11:41 pm, #164894
In that case... lots of funny here!
DreMagnum - March 14, 2010, 11:41 pm, #164895
Im still pretty convinced Mooooooooo and claire are the same people too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 11:42 pm, #164896
He's a little slow but we don't judge him....he's French you know?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 11:43 pm, #164897
No Dre. I wear much larger panties.
CANADA - March 14, 2010, 11:43 pm, #164898
LMFAO! i didn't have much of a chance to notice the b-day thing. I haven't been on much this weekend
CANADA - March 15, 2010, 12:05 am, #164900
I just thought if someone was trying to pretent to be different people they wouldnt use the same B-day
CANADA - March 15, 2010, 12:06 am, #164901
*pretend
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 12:09 am, #164902
And the same Initials........Obviously not the sharpest crayon in the box.
CANADA - March 15, 2010, 12:10 am, #164903
same initials?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 12:14 am, #164904
Yeah, apparently they had the same initials first,middle and last names.
CANADA - March 15, 2010, 12:23 am, #164905
LMAO. obviously he/she blended and slurred his stories together
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 5:21 pm, #165247
I'm sure of it.... I'm starting to channel OD. Keep helmets on, and heads down. Except for the crew, of course.
MrRandom - March 16, 2010, 5:23 pm, #165248
Que evil laugh?
DreMagnum - March 16, 2010, 5:25 pm, #165249
Who's that guy plagiarizing?
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 5:32 pm, #165250
He's Paul1984.
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 5:32 pm, #165251
Indeed, Random! Scary, ain't it?
DreMagnum - March 16, 2010, 5:33 pm, #165252
Whos he plagiarizing from i meant
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 5:38 pm, #165254
I know... just being an a-hole... Motivational poster sites. Some that are created and sold retail. Idiot.
spacedog - March 16, 2010, 5:54 pm, #165260
People pay money for those week(jk) things? *thinks* I could make money doing this? WTF? Trademark coming right up!
DreMagnum - March 16, 2010, 5:57 pm, #165262
Sorry, you have to make good posters first.
spacedog - March 16, 2010, 5:58 pm, #165264
LMAO! Touche' Dre!
MrRandom - March 19, 2010, 10:43 pm, #165846
So whats motifake up to tonight?
DreMagnum - March 19, 2010, 10:47 pm, #165850
Newbs thinking their the ****.
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 11:04 pm, #165856
IT's Guinness' porter that has me this way... for, it's sweeter than b***ermilk and stronger than tay...
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 11:05 pm, #165857
...and when in the morning, I feel kind of rough... I curse St. James' Gate Dublin, who brews the d*** stuff!
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 11:05 pm, #165858
Drink it up, men... it's long after ten!
MrRandom - March 19, 2010, 11:10 pm, #165866
And yet, I finished my homework barely before midnight, which is when it was due. Its nice to relax and go on my computer, read a book or two. Especially after having a hard day of being on my computer and reading all day.
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 11:11 pm, #165867
I know what you mean... my night of drinking was interrupted by a visit of the femme variety.
MrRandom - March 19, 2010, 11:13 pm, #165869
Ah, having your monthly problem visitor?
MO - March 19, 2010, 11:13 pm, #165870
You bailed on Friday night for a piece of tail?? WTF? (good man)
DreMagnum - March 19, 2010, 11:15 pm, #165872
Pretty sure Random just won. Here take my shoes, and shirt, and....we everything i own, you deserve it
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 11:15 pm, #165873
LMAO! She's only allowed to show up during red flag days! I'm italian... I like the marinara... that's how I roll.
DreMagnum - March 19, 2010, 11:15 pm, #165874
well*
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 11:17 pm, #165875
Say what? It's not like she showed up invited... it was after an all-girl sangria party... apparently I'm where you end up afterwards.
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 11:17 pm, #165876
(once choosiness and sober judgement has abandoned them)
MrRandom - March 19, 2010, 11:17 pm, #165878
Just like Vegas itself, eh?
MO - March 19, 2010, 11:18 pm, #165879
Bows...all hail the aggster!!
MrRandom - March 19, 2010, 11:19 pm, #165880
Am I the only one getting a lot of site lag?
DreMagnum - March 19, 2010, 11:20 pm, #165882
No, I am too.
MO - March 19, 2010, 11:21 pm, #165883
Wait? Is that why I seem to be talking to myself all night? Nope, your not the only one Random!! Night tards!! It's waaay late here in LaLa land. Naaaaangaaasaaaa!!!
MO - March 19, 2010, 11:22 pm, #165884
Frick f***ity f*** f***!!! *you're*
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 11:24 pm, #165886
LMAO! Ummmmm..... night, MO!
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 11:25 pm, #165888
I've upgraded my internet speed, so ain't no lag here. Then again, I'm drinking, and am 3 quarts low on electrolytes... so, it may be lagging, and I'm just slower than dial-up.
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 11:38 pm, #165895
Dre, we're not in the business of banning... just of making this place trouble-free while allowing diversity in views and humor. Instigators are just kids looking for a higher online peg on the human pecking order than they could ever achieve in real life
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 11:39 pm, #165897
d***, that was pretty lucid for my 19th Guinness.
DreMagnum - March 19, 2010, 11:40 pm, #165898
Pretty sure you have been an instigator before as well as me and half of the old bros.
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 11:42 pm, #165899
Well, you know from my pre-mod days... I'm only second to Porcelina as an instigator and noob/timmy reamer. I'm not disrespecting the craft by any means, Dre.
DreMagnum - March 19, 2010, 11:43 pm, #165900
lol. oh Porce, how i miss her
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 11:46 pm, #165901
She was the true gate keeper. I simply stepped up when she got a life. To this day, I believe a bit of hazing is good for potentially good future regulars. Some, we let by without the hurtin' and they are too soft now.
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 11:47 pm, #165902
I'm still one of the few who adore her... a firecracker, but quite a talented woman, as well.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 12:09 am, #165907
How's life going, Bart?
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 12:11 am, #165908
I'm not sure. They say if a day is clear enough you can see into tomorrow...but I just quoted an awful movie. (Jawbreaker)
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 12:12 am, #165909
THAT bad?
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 12:14 am, #165911
Not really. Just not really spectacular. I blame the heroine. Jean Grey has never been very impressive...How are things going for you?
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 12:19 am, #165913
This will meet with a blank stare from you, but I spent a lot of money for my Guinness, and 10 bottles into it, I get a visit from a drunk girl. Sure, she's h**, but I burned off the buzz and had to earn the 1L ***ually. Now, Im making up for lost time.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 12:22 am, #165916
lol That's the second worst way to get a 1L, ***ually. The first worst is to make a bad poster. Priorities ftw
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 12:29 am, #165918
See the PM, Bart?
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 12:30 am, #165919
Not until after I posted the comment. lol They need to have some sort of notification on the comment boards.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 12:33 am, #165921
Tip: Laughing when a h** girl gets undressed? WORKS!
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 12:34 am, #165922
Of course, how drunk were you at this time?
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 12:37 am, #165923
At the time of getting 1L'd - dead sober. Tonight? Buzed, but fully able to recognize a blessing.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 12:38 am, #165924
Had I been buzzed the first time, I'd... well, had be on motifake earlier tonight.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 12:39 am, #165925
Laughter is the greatest aphrodisiac. So laughing at yourself is kind of like...without the thump.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 12:43 am, #165928
Nothing makes me harder than a 1L in person?
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 12:59 am, #165943
WTF Random? You gotta be here just in the spirit of your username? Hard to shore a chick hen she keeps disappearing every time an abortion clinic is bombed!
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 1:02 am, #165946
If hen=when, that'd be a valid point. However, I digress.... what's with the randomness of random? Nevermind, lemme get more Guinness.
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 1:02 am, #165947
o.O
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 1:04 am, #165948
RaNdoM - it's not a job, it's an adventure!
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 1:05 am, #165949
Like the Wizard of Oz, except instead of a scarecrow you have a beer, and instead of flying monkeys, flying monkeys who's only purpose is to ra** you and devour your soul.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 1:06 am, #165950
So, you can't grant me a new liver?
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 1:07 am, #165951
Drink enough and you won't care anyway. See! That was the trick the entire time, just like the ruby slippers.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 1:09 am, #165952
Well if you've got a wing-o, take her up to Ring-o Where the waxies sing-o, all the day When you've had your fill of porter and you can't go any further Giveyour man the order: Back to the Quay!
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 1:10 am, #165953
I swear, I'm at my best when I'm at my worst!
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 1:10 am, #165954
aka: Italian.
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 1:14 am, #165955
And on that note, I'm off to bed. Cya.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 1:20 am, #165956
Touche'
Kung-Fu Devil - March 20, 2010, 7:11 am, #165975
I just want to be involved in this epic poster.
rerun - March 20, 2010, 7:13 am, #165976 
maybe you can be the blinking over-see'r in the top lefy corner. That would be a little strange, effect might be cool
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 8:00 am, #165984
Kung-Fu... Pat's Crew? You? I don't think you know this poster... what it is.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 8:00 am, #165985
What's up, rerun?!?!?
rerun - March 20, 2010, 8:04 am, #165986 
the price of gas, me (barely - need much more coffee)
rerun - March 20, 2010, 8:05 am, #165987 
hell, I don't think I know this poster.
thatonechick - March 20, 2010, 8:05 am, #165988
It's a cult. They're gonna drink cyanide flavored Kool-Aid when the site ends... Don't get sucked in, KFD!
rerun - March 20, 2010, 8:07 am, #165989 
flavored is OK, kinda like almonds (so I am told), tainted....nah.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 8:07 am, #165990
(didn't need to know that rerun had a semi)
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 8:07 am, #165991
We do that every weekend, TOC.... it clears up the complexion. Jeeeeeez!
rerun - March 20, 2010, 8:11 am, #165994 
semi dead.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 8:13 am, #165995
Niiiiice! I swear, I should have a hangover.... still waiting to see if my body changes it's mind.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 10:35 am, #166014
It was Flavor-Aid. There was no Kool-Aid at Jonestown. The media got it wrong. Besides, if thatonechick is right, and that's where the smart money is, it'll be guinness spiked with a lethal dose of ... say viagra -- or metamucil (whatever that is).
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 10:38 am, #166015
LMFAO!!! It'd be the most bitter-sweet death one could ever hope for!
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 9:13 pm, #166095
Good evening motifake.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 9:16 pm, #166098
Good evening O'Random!
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 9:17 pm, #166099
I be German, not Irish. Whats up Aggy? Oranges selling better then usual?
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 9:18 pm, #166100
LMAO! It was a Conan reference.
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 9:21 pm, #166101
You don't much more awesome then Conan. Of course though, I couldn't get tickets to his show.
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 9:21 pm, #166102
*get much
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 9:26 pm, #166104
Then again, I did just watch the new Iron Man 2 trailer, along with the new Predators one. Both look bad a**.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 9:30 pm, #166106
I'm doing pretty well. Just getting settled in to the new place. Peeking in here, seeing a lot of seedlings who haven't checked in at Introductions.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 9:31 pm, #166107
Ironman 2? Hell, I finally just watched the first one.
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 9:34 pm, #166108
First was good. Next looks excellent.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 9:38 pm, #166109
How's school going?
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 9:45 pm, #166110
I quite literally spent 13 hours working on a project yesterday. That was funnnnnnnnn.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 9:58 pm, #166116
See? That's why I chose to be stupid.
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 9:18 pm, #166220
Anybody home?
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 9:25 pm, #166222
Sup random
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 9:26 pm, #166223
What's up, Random? I think we're all just semi-comatose!
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 9:28 pm, #166224
Just home from work, relaxing a bit,and enjoying a some tv. How bout you two?
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 9:30 pm, #166226
Just finished homework. probably got **** blocked by a friend. The normal.
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 9:35 pm, #166227
Such a great time, eh Dre?
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 9:35 pm, #166228
I **** blocked Dre.
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 9:36 pm, #166229
Tsk tsk. Didn't you learn anything at summer camp?
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 9:37 pm, #166230
Nah dude. Its a long story, but im use to it. Plenty of other fish in the sea. Good thing im in the middle of a continent
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 9:37 pm, #166231
LMAO! Not sure one wants to apply what they learn at summer camp.
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 9:39 pm, #166232
I learned how to live without showering for 3 weeks, electricity went out
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 9:40 pm, #166233
Tying knots comes handy in certain...... situations.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 9:41 pm, #166234
And it turns out that s'mores aren't only made.... sniff.... at a campfire.
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 9:50 pm, #166235
Blah, and I'm off to bed already. School nice and early. Cya people.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 9:55 pm, #166236
Thanks for that memorable chat, Random!!! I won't be able to fall asleep for hours... while I reminisce of this exchange!
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 9:59 pm, #166237
Hello everyone.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 10:09 pm, #166238
I think everyone is gone.... so, it's just me! (think twice before responding, I'm sober!)
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 10:12 pm, #166239
im here
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:19 pm, #166240
Ha. I thought it was just me and the crickets.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 10:21 pm, #166241
See? The half-asleep crew is all here!
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 10:21 pm, #166242
Up pretty late, space... is the wife out of town, or in the trunk?
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:26 pm, #166243
I'm all wired on caffeine.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 10:26 pm, #166244
By the way, space... 219,200!
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:27 pm, #166245
Groan.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 10:28 pm, #166246
Good evening all.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:28 pm, #166247
Hiya Moo+. Long time no see.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 10:29 pm, #166248
My long lost mother! How's work, moooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 10:30 pm, #166249
Work blows. Yayyyyy for days off. I'm going on a road trip with TTH tomorrow.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:32 pm, #166250
Going to Winnipeg to watch the river rise?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 10:33 pm, #166251
Visiting my hometown in Ontario.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 10:33 pm, #166252
Is the ballet in Montreal again?!?!?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 10:33 pm, #166253
BTW, the a**inaboine river runs right through Brandon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 10:34 pm, #166254
Montreal is like 30 hours from my place.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 10:35 pm, #166255
Who is Brandon?
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:36 pm, #166256
Does the a**inabovine flood like the Red river?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 10:36 pm, #166257
Weirdo.........It's the town I live in. You must be confused because it's not called San Brandon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 10:38 pm, #166258
Some years Space but Brandon is well above the high water mark....we lose a few parks and the Walmart parking lot for about a month every year.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 10:39 pm, #166259
LMAO@San Anything. And losing the WalMart may not be so bad, as long as it washes the bad element clean out of it.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:40 pm, #166260
Heh. I'm not sure if Walmart sells canoes, but that would be funny leaving the store to get back to your truck.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 10:43 pm, #166261
Tequila and a sippy cup will get you through any natural disaster.... I've heard.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 10:46 pm, #166262
But everclear and a syringe will get you there faster......or you could go the vodka enema route if you're so inclined.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 10:50 pm, #166265
I'm not good with needles, and the vodka enema would make me feel like I was getting the best of both worlds... unlike when I was in proson. Belvedere, please.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:57 pm, #166272
Vodka enema? Is that what your uncle called it? Just sit on the potato a little longer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 10:58 pm, #166274
Space you dirty bastaard....how did you know?.....in all seriousness Alcohol enemas can kill you but it's probably a fun way to go.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 10:59 pm, #166275
I prefered it to his hairy tongue depressor.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 10:59 pm, #166276
That's why you use the single-sh** bottles. Hmpf.... amateurs.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 11:02 pm, #166277
LMAO!
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 11:03 pm, #166278
Before you judge, I must express that I don't do vodka enemas. Nothing touches this a** but Don Julio anejo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 11:04 pm, #166279
does don sell oranges with you?
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 11:04 pm, #166280
I bet the stewardess just thought you had to go to the bathroom cause you'd already drank from those tiny bottles.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 11:05 pm, #166281
Yeah, I'm smuggling them all wrong.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 11:06 pm, #166282
He sells me the oranges.... and I take them to the street.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 11:06 pm, #166283
LMAO!!!
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 11:09 pm, #166284
I have another 1L picture.... should I send it now, or wait until 6am?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 11:10 pm, #166285
keep it to yourself...or send it to Treehodger, he seemed upset in the forum.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 11:10 pm, #166286
LMFAO! I don't send a** to p****.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 11:11 pm, #166287
because the Tainthodger is in the way?
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 11:12 pm, #166288
LOL! El Vaca Grande! (that's mexican for "The Vaca Grande")
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 11:13 pm, #166289
I don't speak gardener but im gonna a**ume that means "giant p****"
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 11:18 pm, #166290
Close enough... I think.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 11:19 pm, #166291
Anyways...I gotta crash, 10 hour drive tomorrow. G'night all.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 11:27 pm, #166292
Night Moo+.
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 9:19 am, #166325
Guys, Spammer in the forum!
DreMagnum - March 22, 2010, 9:46 am, #166326
No mods on,nothing we can do. thanks for reporting it though.
Produceman117 - March 25, 2010, 4:54 pm, #166869
Any regulars around? I've got a question...
Produceman117 - March 25, 2010, 4:57 pm, #166873
Budweiser has been my No. 1 choice since I started drinking (about 7 yrs ago). But it's been giving me these brutal headaches lately and I think it's time for a change. Any suggestions? We're going out drinking in a couple of hours, so be serious please.
CANADA - March 25, 2010, 4:59 pm, #166877
If you're just looking for a popular beer everyone should have in stock try MGD
Produceman117 - March 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #166878
Why, Canada?
CANADA - March 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #166880
it's a smooth beer. I think its got a weak taste compared to what i drink, but i also think bud is weak
CANADA - March 25, 2010, 5:05 pm, #166881
or try bud light. I know a couple people whose guts twist when they drink bud but bud light is fine
Produceman117 - March 25, 2010, 5:05 pm, #166882
What do you drink?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 25, 2010, 5:05 pm, #166883
I recommend Whiskey, no mix just Ice. But if it has to be beer try some imports like Becks or Stella.
MrRandom - March 25, 2010, 5:05 pm, #166884
Ricards!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 25, 2010, 5:06 pm, #166885
Or go old school with some OE in a bag.
CANADA - March 25, 2010, 5:08 pm, #166886
ricards, sleemans, guinness, innus & gunn
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 5:08 pm, #166887
Pro, start expanding your horizons. Try getting away from that yellow fizzy 'beer'. Try something with a little more flavor like an amber ale or a porter. It may take a bit of an acclimation period but it is worth it. Eventually you will aquire a taste...
CANADA - March 25, 2010, 5:09 pm, #166888
innus & gunn is really good but its hard to find
Produceman117 - March 25, 2010, 5:10 pm, #166889
Well, I'm not at all a beer connoisseur. I drink Bud because it gets the job done. We always go to the same sports bar, so the selection is limited. I'll sip some Crown or Jack, but I'm looking for a new beer. Guinness? Red Stripe? Heineken? I don't know.
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 5:11 pm, #166890
...for the more flavorful brews. Guiness is a very smooth brew, Samuel Adams starts to give more of a hoppy taste & if you like to be adventurous you can try a heavily hopped IPA. It's all good.
CANADA - March 25, 2010, 5:13 pm, #166891
ricards and sleemans are Canadian beer so you might not be able to handle them. JK
Produceman117 - March 25, 2010, 5:17 pm, #166892
Alright, thanks guys. Everyone here drinks Bud Light, Shiner, Blue Moon and Coors... so, obviously, your suggestions were necessary.
Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 4:59 pm, #167086
CANADA! What are you doing? With the explanations, I mean. Just curious.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 5:02 pm, #167088
How the hell is everyone today?
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 5:02 pm, #167089
trying to make a point.
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 5:04 pm, #167091
I explain my low votes all the time. Anybody got a problem with it?
rerun - March 26, 2010, 5:06 pm, #167092 
Please take a moment to read your PM before I make MY point
Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 5:10 pm, #167094
@TTH & Canada: There isn't an answer. If we all had a uniform way of doing things (voting, commenting, etc.), this site would be boring as hell. No disrespect to either of you; I like you both. In a non-g** way. @Aggy: Good. Watching basketball. You?
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 5:11 pm, #167095
I'm probably gona get bombed now just because people seen the ugly truth.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 5:12 pm, #167096
I do have a problem with it, TTH... PLease keep them out of the bedroom!
MrRandom - March 26, 2010, 5:12 pm, #167097
Still enjoying March madness Produce?
Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 5:12 pm, #167098
Ha! That's what Japan said.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 5:13 pm, #167099
LOL@Produce!
Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 5:17 pm, #167101
Hell yeah, Random! I live for this stuff.
MrRandom - March 26, 2010, 5:17 pm, #167102
So whats everyone besides the Mortal Kombat fanatic up to?
spacedog - March 26, 2010, 5:20 pm, #167105
Not much, working on a couple poster ideas. I don't get into basketball much. How about you Random?
MrRandom - March 26, 2010, 5:20 pm, #167106
Watching Aliens, then out for a friends birthday later. Such fun.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 5:22 pm, #167109
Popping open my first Guinness of the evening, and not responding to my ex cuban.
MrRandom - March 26, 2010, 5:22 pm, #167110
The raft get a few holes in it?
rerun - March 26, 2010, 5:23 pm, #167111 
You still need that backhoe? I have some lime left over from that last job
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 5:24 pm, #167114
Backhoe? I'm not picky about race at this point.
rerun - March 26, 2010, 5:25 pm, #167115 
ummm, excavator? we are digging a small hole ....for a pool.
spacedog - March 26, 2010, 5:26 pm, #167116
HA! I thought we were still talking about getting rid of ex-girlfriends.
rerun - March 26, 2010, 5:28 pm, #167117 
That is what I am talking about...or is it?
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 5:29 pm, #167118
Them cubans are strong swimmers... can't put them in... or under a pool. Just the same, I'm not saying I won't respond to her... I'm just not responding yet. I'm cool with her, but just the same... I'm single. And she's asking.
rerun - March 26, 2010, 5:31 pm, #167121 
she needs to remember why you are single.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 5:32 pm, #167123
She does... and in reality, it's not a horrible thing by any means. Besides, I called it quits... sent her back to girls.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167124
(they're better than broken hammers)
rerun - March 26, 2010, 5:34 pm, #167126 
I wasn't planning on bring that part of it up. Glad to see she still has a taste for the links.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 5:37 pm, #167127
I have good luck with those girls. 3 of my ex long-term gf's were the same.
rerun - March 26, 2010, 5:41 pm, #167128 
I could use a little luck about now.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 5:43 pm, #167129
Well, I'll get the rabbit's foot out, and you can have the rest of her.
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 5:43 pm, #167130
like hitting a 7-10 split lucky?
rerun - March 26, 2010, 5:43 pm, #167131 
just for a few hours....I don't think I can afford anything else.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 5:44 pm, #167132
Sorta yes, sorta no, GS. No pins or balls wanted in that split. Just a gutter.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 5:45 pm, #167133
LMAO! Are you saying I pay for it?!?!?
rerun - March 26, 2010, 5:46 pm, #167134 
everybody does in one way or another. I am up to about 100K this week,
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 5:46 pm, #167136
Must've been a seriously good piece there, Tiger!
rerun - March 26, 2010, 5:49 pm, #167139 
That is the "tally" so far in a**ets she gets.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 5:55 pm, #167144
I have 10,862 comments and only 645 forum posts. It's safe to say I'm far to chatty... and have nothing to share.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 5:55 pm, #167145
(may explain why lipstick les***** like me)
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 9:40 pm, #167258
So, ICE, when do you think you made the turn from timmy to motifaker?
ICEMAN - March 26, 2010, 9:45 pm, #167262
Ummm, well... it did take a bit of coaching through PMs. Although being a Timmy was certainly not one of my life's goals. Ya know, ya grow.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm, #167263
I seriously thought you were going to be a casualty... then, you turned... and started b***** out good motifakes... and forum posts. Heat is the factor.
ICEMAN - March 26, 2010, 9:51 pm, #167265
See. Even the 'GREAT & MIGHTY AGGY' can be wrong. Heh, heh, heh.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 9:52 pm, #167266
Absolutely.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 11:47 pm, #167312
angus90 is the low rank bomber.
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 12:29 am, #167316
Yo Pro, how did that beerfest work out last night?
Produceman117 - March 27, 2010, 12:38 am, #167318
Iceman, I downed about 10 or 11 Heinekens. I'd had it before and I enjoyed it, but I'm not convinced. No drinking tonight, but Sam Adams tomorrow. I'll let you know.
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 12:52 am, #167319
Cool. Heinies are considered one of those 'skunky' beers but it is certainly at the upper end of 'skunky' beers. Don't give up on expanding your beer horizons. You will be rewarded.
Produceman117 - March 27, 2010, 12:55 am, #167320
Thanks, that's good to know. Those Budweiser headaches were starting to ruin my buzz.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:58 am, #167321
ud wreaks old-school, but I don't address the "whatever" lager... heineken makes any man turn to jeager... as stank turns to an alibi... only stankier!
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:01 am, #167322
B - ud. f*** me! It took 7 minutes to type that.. I could hate Veggie, but it'd be Cuban-based, and at thayt point.... f*** Cuba Gooding Jr! (pearl harbor suvked)
Produceman117 - March 27, 2010, 1:02 am, #167323
Okay, Aggy. Any suggestions other that Guinness? I haven't acquired a taste for it yet, and besides, I'd look completely pretentious if I suddenly started drinking it.
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 1:02 am, #167324
Unfortunately there is no magic beer out there that will leave you with no hangover. When I'm slummin' it, I drink Coors Light. I have had some of my worst hangovers with Coors Light Draught. Fortunately I don't drink it much anymore. ;)
Produceman117 - March 27, 2010, 1:05 am, #167325
I think maybe I've been drinking too much alcohol lately, and not enough water. I bet that's what it is.
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 1:07 am, #167326
I don't know which part of the world you are in PRO, but try a Fat Tire or Bass Ale. Hell, even Mich Amber Boch is a good starting point.
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 1:08 am, #167327
Yep, water is a key.
Produceman117 - March 27, 2010, 1:09 am, #167328
West Texas. They've definitely got Michelob in my particular watering hole, so I'll put that on the list.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:18 am, #167329
The night belongs to Michelob, but I've yet to get a 40 from them.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:18 am, #167330
No disrespect to ICEhouse.... really good stuff.
Produceman117 - March 27, 2010, 1:23 am, #167332
It's not really that crucial. As long as I've got some Crown, I have a good time. I don't drink barley soda for the taste.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:31 am, #167333
I like when TTH hates me... he means it. But still, P-b***er always brings me back. I'm weak that way... and that's why TTH is so level-headed.
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 9:43 pm, #167435
Evening gents.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 9:45 pm, #167436
How's it goin, Random?
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 9:45 pm, #167437
Good just got back from work. How bout Aggy?
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 9:55 pm, #167440
Just worn out. I'm old... can't be running myself ragged anymore... I suffer less AT work.
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 9:57 pm, #167441
Sad day, is it?
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 10:01 pm, #167442
Don't get me wrong, it could be worse. My complaints would be another man's brag story. Just drank a lot last night, and was visited far too early this morning by my ex gf.
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 10:01 pm, #167443
Yea, I know that feeling. Friends birthday, came home at 4 am, worked. I'm a bit on the tired side.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 10:05 pm, #167445
Wow... that is a bit severe.
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 10:05 pm, #167446
Ah, but I am still young old man. It doesn't affect me as much.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 10:09 pm, #167447
Ahhhhh.... the good ol' days.
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 10:11 pm, #167448
I kid because I'm a ***k. Anyways, it was a nice release after two months straight of homework and work.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 10:22 pm, #167450
If you weren't a ***k, you wouldn't be here. Cool to unwind, though.... ain't it?
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 10:23 pm, #167451
I have no idea how I'd be able to handle work and classes. I love high stress... but if I had schoolwork, I'd certainly walk away from it.
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 10:25 pm, #167452
I totally don't procrastinate. Not in the least. .......
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 10:28 pm, #167453
I tell ya... I'm pretty d*** rusty at the poster making... ain't coming to me as easily as it used to.
Produceman117 - March 27, 2010, 10:29 pm, #167454
Hey fellas
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 10:31 pm, #167455
Evening
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 10:32 pm, #167457
What's up, Pro?
Produceman117 - March 27, 2010, 10:34 pm, #167458
Just finished a movie with my better 1/2. Now I'm just going through the posters. You guys?
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 10:42 pm, #167461
Nursed a hangover by getting acosted by me ex better half, and am now multi-tasking; keeping eyes open, motifaking, watching Chelsea Lately and trying to replenish my blood sugar levels.
Produceman117 - March 27, 2010, 10:47 pm, #167462
Nice. I like how her guests have to keep up with her instead of vice-versa, ya know?
Produceman117 - March 27, 2010, 10:49 pm, #167463
Wendy Williams has that approach too, but it comes off loud and obnoxious.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 10:51 pm, #167464
Love Chelsea... not familiar with Wendy Williams... where do I find her?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 27, 2010, 10:56 pm, #167465
Is Chelsea your pet name for TTH.....he's thinking about wearing white.......You guys look so cute together.
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 11:02 pm, #167467
Taking plenty of pictures for blackmail?
Produceman117 - March 27, 2010, 11:02 pm, #167468
Don't look, Aggy. Hey Moo. Hey MWLF.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 27, 2010, 11:04 pm, #167469
Hey Veg, How's tricks?
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 11:05 pm, #167470
Moooooo, you ol' softie.... still going to be the maid of honor?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 27, 2010, 11:06 pm, #167471
I suppose.....do i still get to make out with the best man in the coat room?.......If not....no.
Produceman117 - March 27, 2010, 11:06 pm, #167472
Oh sh*t, Moo! That reminds me! Aggy, PM in a minute.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 11:08 pm, #167473
WTF? Couldn't wait to tell me when I had one?
Produceman117 - March 27, 2010, 11:09 pm, #167474
Nope. I couldn't. You'll see.
Produceman117 - March 27, 2010, 11:10 pm, #167475
You still on board, cow?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 27, 2010, 11:31 pm, #167476
Sorry, Had to say goodnight to the missus,
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 11:41 pm, #167478
And you came back? Wow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 27, 2010, 11:43 pm, #167481
Um errrrr....uhhhhh........I'm better off....
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 11:49 pm, #167482
Not sure if that's... ok, well... I trust you know best!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 27, 2010, 11:51 pm, #167483
Trust me, i'm lucky to be alive right now.......I'm not pushing it/..........(I came home from poker in a poor state)
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 11:53 pm, #167484
Ahhhhh. Very responsible of you... good presence of mind. You da man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 27, 2010, 11:55 pm, #167485
Yeah, the very scared man.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 11:57 pm, #167486
LOL! Something those kids with anime girlfrieds may never know the beauty of.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 28, 2010, 12:18 am, #167487
I'm a lucky man....what can i say?
agdaniele - March 28, 2010, 8:20 am, #167502
Aren't hangovers the best? At least you're young... and most likely without a gir trying to take more from you than you have.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 28, 2010, 8:22 am, #167503
Yeah, those Gir's are the best............In this country we learn to spell Aggy.
agdaniele - March 28, 2010, 8:23 am, #167504
LOL! I suck!
agdaniele - March 28, 2010, 8:23 am, #167506
But, I ain't hung over... so I've got that going for me.
agdaniele - March 28, 2010, 8:28 am, #167512
So, how's life with the daybies now, mooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 28, 2010, 8:30 am, #167515
i don't get it......
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 2:06 am, #167636
Gotta try and get a nap in here. Man, this is gonna suuuuck. Night, mooooo.... enjoy the day off!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 2:08 am, #167638
G'Night Man.
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 2:10 am, #167639
Thanks. Take it easy.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 2:15 am, #167640
Times zone, Mooooooooo? Just curious
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 2:27 am, #167642
Central I guess....I live in Manitoba.......1t's 0420hrs......That reminsds me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 2:27 am, #167643
*It's*
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 2:39 am, #167644
in Canada too. most of you guys are from Canada and the States. Now i know why.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 2:41 am, #167645
Where do you live?
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 2:46 am, #167646
Manila, Philippines. +800 My wife is in Toronto right now with her Mother.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 2:50 am, #167647
Cool....I think you're the furthest away from America of all the regulars.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 2:53 am, #167648
yeah, but i was told that Ronsart is also from Manila. Never had the chance to verify it with him though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 2:56 am, #167649
I thought Ron was Dutch or something.....To be honest, I don't really know how far anything is from anything.....I'm not that bright.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 3:01 am, #167650
I guess TOC made a mistake. LOL.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 3:02 am, #167651
and Aggy is from?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 3:05 am, #167652
Aggy lives in Vegas......But I think he snuck across the Mexican border illegally.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 3:09 am, #167653
lol. So that was all the jokes is about.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 3:11 am, #167654
I don't really remember why I call him a Mexican...he's actually Italian....and a Midget.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 3:16 am, #167655
Same issue with my cousin, he was beaten up while he was on his way to visit our aunt in San Diego, mistaken for a Mexican though our grandfather is really black American.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 3:18 am, #167656
I'm sure it wasn't racial.....Americans beat up everyone...It makes them feel tough.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 3:19 am, #167657
Oh great, right now i'm preparing supper. the maid left two weeks ago and never returned.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 3:23 am, #167659
Just admit you killed her....It'll save time later.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 3:24 am, #167660
I'm sure its not. They thought my cousin is a member of some gang or group. maybe in the way he dressed. LOL
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 3:32 am, #167663
Killed her? Not yet. Probably when she gets back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 3:34 am, #167664
Fun with corpses......a beginners guide.
Produceman117 - March 29, 2010, 3:36 am, #167666
I'll just talk here so it's not so inconvenient. What's up with you guys?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 3:38 am, #167668
Not much......same old same old.
Produceman117 - March 29, 2010, 3:39 am, #167669
I'd rather eat those paint chips, Moo. Wait, are we talking K.C. Masterpiece?
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 3:41 am, #167670
Hey Pro. Mooooo is just giving me some instructions on how to take care of my domestic issues. He calls it the basics.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 3:41 am, #167671
I would have gone with bullseye's steakhouse flavour....but, whatever floats yet boat.
Produceman117 - March 29, 2010, 3:43 am, #167672
LOL@Moo...I forgot about Bullseye! Yeah I noticed that, Lester. Get a good lawyer bubba.
Produceman117 - March 29, 2010, 3:44 am, #167673
I'm gonna go outside and smoke a cigarette right quick. Talk amongst yourselves.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 3:44 am, #167674
I thought Barbecue was second nature to you people.....you know, Americans.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 3:45 am, #167675
wow, when was the last time i smoked. can't remember.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 3:45 am, #167676
You know that tobacco is bad for you right Veggie?.....you have a little one on the way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 3:50 am, #167677
Can i send you some info on lung cancer?.....and maybe a pamphlet or two about Jesus? Have you accepted him as tour personal savior?
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 3:50 am, #167678
veggie is soon to be a father? wow. I thought that was a joke, in the forum.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 3:50 am, #167679
*your.
Produceman117 - March 29, 2010, 3:52 am, #167680
Yeah, yeah, yeah... Oh, and yeah Lester.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 3:52 am, #167681
It's all true....we're expecting little Brussel sprouts before Christmas.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 3:53 am, #167682
maybe i should change my avatar. it encourages the younger generation
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 3:54 am, #167683
My best friend just had a baby.....he called it Earnest....why?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 3:55 am, #167684
f*** the younger generation....they're all Emo anyways.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 3:58 am, #167685
That's great pro. You'll never regret it!
Produceman117 - March 29, 2010, 3:58 am, #167686
What's your story, Lester? I don't think we've officially "met."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 3:59 am, #167687
Unless it comes out Chinese.....and I've gone too far again....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 4:00 am, #167688
Lester is from Manila....they have a lot of envelopes there.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 4:02 am, #167689
Lots of envelopes.. And emos.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 4:04 am, #167690
Yes Pro, i don't usually do this comment thing, i usually ask if i want to know something.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 4:05 am, #167691
But since i'm in a boring time zone and mooooooo is kind enough to help i'll be fine
Produceman117 - March 29, 2010, 4:06 am, #167692
No problem. That's usually my style too. I'm only awake because I just finished drinking (6:02 a.m.) and there's a dying mouse in my bathroom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 4:08 am, #167693
Why don't you just put it out of it's misery?
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 4:08 am, #167694
Dying mouse?
Produceman117 - March 29, 2010, 4:09 am, #167695
Read a few comments down, Lester.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 4:09 am, #167696
By "mouse" he means "h***er"
Produceman117 - March 29, 2010, 4:11 am, #167697
Don't listen to Moo. I'll kill it in a minute.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 4:12 am, #167698
And "h***er" is code for Transvestite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 4:12 am, #167699
Take a pic....I see a motifake opportunity.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 4:13 am, #167700
lol mooooo. Pro is a good man
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 4:15 am, #167701
Yes pro, A pic. A potential hall of famer. from actual events
Produceman117 - March 29, 2010, 4:15 am, #167702
If I accidentally brought one home, and if I were drunk enough, I'd probably kill his britarded a$s, yeah.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 4:15 am, #167703
I know he is...If I didn't like him I wouldn't pick on him.......It's how I show my feelings.
Produceman117 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 am, #167704
A pic? Sure. Any special requests for the background?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 4:17 am, #167705
Whatever is behind the mouse I guess.....did you plan to make it pose?
Produceman117 - March 29, 2010, 4:19 am, #167706
Nah, that was sarcasm. I'll PM it to you guys in a sec. He's still alive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 4:21 am, #167707
Sadist!
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 4:23 am, #167708
I wonder what he mouse is thinking right now. NDE. Poor fellow
Produceman117 - March 29, 2010, 4:24 am, #167709
No, the mouse is a masochist.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 4:27 am, #167710
so, You're saying that the mouse was asking for it?
Produceman117 - March 29, 2010, 4:34 am, #167711
Exactly. Picture's sent. I'm gonna go bash its head, throw it away, and go to bed. Have a good one fellas. I'll catch you tomorrow.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 4:34 am, #167712
Besides motifaking what you guys do?
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 4:34 am, #167713
LOL.
Produceman117 - March 29, 2010, 4:35 am, #167714
Lester, Moo will fill you in about me. I've got to get some sleep. PM me or just catch up with me later. I'll be on eventually.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 4:35 am, #167715
nyt Pro
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 4:41 am, #167716
G'night Veg.......FYI Lester, Veg is a radical Lesbian with a napoleon complex....I just drink too much and make fun of people.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 4:43 am, #167717
Lol. You're fine Moooooooo. So why do they call him pro a veggie?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 4:48 am, #167718
I gave him the name ...produce...Veggie.....He actually works in TV production.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 4:49 am, #167719
I thought it had something to so with vegetables.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 4:55 am, #167720
I was thinking the wrong thing
MO - March 29, 2010, 5:21 am, #167721
Lester I got your site recomendation. Haven't checked it out yet, but thanks.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 5:30 am, #167723
Yeah MO, it isn't really a live TV broadcast but a collection of tv shows by genre, including a long list of movies, sitcoms from 60 to the present. and even animes, LOL.
MO - March 29, 2010, 5:33 am, #167724
Nice, at some point I'll check it out. I was more hoping I could find something for live tv when you're away ect....as far as the aminees??? My spelling should indicate how much that genre enters my daily life.....
MO - March 29, 2010, 5:34 am, #167726
I get all I can handle on here.....
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 6:00 am, #167735
LOL. I do get some live streams from but no News broadcast if that's what you're looking for.
MO - March 29, 2010, 6:13 am, #167739
News? Phooy!! That ****'s useless. I'm much simpler. I like my Discovery Channel and sports in this order....NFL, NHL, MLB. Anything else is just a waste of time.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 6:29 am, #167751
I just did a checking and... well i think the guy who runs the site died months ago. I did not like what i saw.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 9:19 am, #167812
Spammer in the forum. User --->qrst302
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 9:47 am, #167814
is this the default comments poster?
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 10:01 am, #167817
Kinda. Look at the Most Commented poster in the reports.
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 4:49 pm, #167886
Holy smokes TTH! Excellent batch of posters today. You're setting a high standard over the last few weeks too.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 5:11 pm, #167888
Thanks Space. Did you see the one I made for you?
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 5:15 pm, #167890
You betcha! Thanks a bunch. My house hold is distracting me from perusing and voting at the moment, but yes it's cool. Thanks dude.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 5:38 pm, #167904
Just makin sure.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 6:16 pm, #167920
I smell Irish Beer and Mexican Food......
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 6:59 pm, #167922
HOLY ****! He's aprophet! You've gotta be kidding me, TTH!!!! LMFAO!
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 7:01 pm, #167923
Or you need a bath and a breathmint!
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 7:02 pm, #167924
And a 12 step program.
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 7:06 pm, #167926
Cubans don't do a 12 step.... salsa dancing is much less complicated.
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 7:06 pm, #167927
I could use a donut or 3. And maybe some more Guinness.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 7:08 pm, #167928
To bad you came on so late. I gotta work early and will have to pass out soon. Been on almost all day... this place sure is tame these days!
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 7:08 pm, #167929
By doughnut you mean Churro right?
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 7:09 pm, #167930
It's always good to see you around... even for just awhile. And, read back on comments. Always a laugh.
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 7:10 pm, #167931
LOL... natrually, a churro.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 7:15 pm, #167934
brb
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 11:04 pm, #167964
Holy crap! Bart?
Bartimaeus - March 29, 2010, 11:04 pm, #167965
que?
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 11:10 pm, #167966
Come sta?
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 11:10 pm, #167967
Dammit.... italian... wait....
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 11:10 pm, #167968
Como esta?
Bartimaeus - March 29, 2010, 11:10 pm, #167969
Muy bien! Que tu?
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 11:16 pm, #167970
Molto buono, grazi!
Bartimaeus - March 29, 2010, 11:22 pm, #167974
And that's where my Spanish education cuts off...that's a semester well spent!
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 11:29 pm, #167975
It was italian... the same language that almost got TOC into the back of my IROC-Z. Ok, it was a DeLorean... and after 7 gin and tonics, she still wouldn't give up her... moticake.
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 11:31 pm, #167977
No te preocupe.
Bartimaeus - March 29, 2010, 11:41 pm, #167979
Yankee chicks dig the down-home accent...so I've heard.
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 11:44 pm, #167982
Yankee chicks? Dude... you're (with all due respect to Dr. Cox) ra-hed-na-heck?
Bartimaeus - March 29, 2010, 11:48 pm, #167983
I was up north once...Boston. lol And thus, I never wish to return. Besides, everything that's any good comes from the South...I think. Mine is sort of a closed perspective.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 11:52 pm, #167984
Boston isnt north lol
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 11:57 pm, #167985
Dude... I swear... you won the gf battle, and there is nothing you can say to piss me off! But, Boston? Ok, I love the Bruins.... they KILL the CANADIENS, but what's your point again? I've got a snoring Cuban chick next to me who is about to be....
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 11:57 pm, #167986
Dude... I swear... you won the gf battle, and there is nothing you can say to piss me off! But, Boston? Ok, I love the Bruins.... they KILL the CANADIENS, but what's your point again? I've got a snoring Cuban chick next to me who is about to be....
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 11:58 pm, #167987
........ well, nothing..... if I want to live.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 11:58 pm, #167988
an ugly scene when you wake her up?
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 11:59 pm, #167989
Let's just say that my balls would be deported to her stomach.... and soooooo not in a slow way.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:00 am, #167990
That's not to say that leaning them against a snoring throat woiuldn't work wonders.... ok, when she gets to work on monday, I'm dead.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:01 am, #167991
Albeit, a gorgeous scene when she lays here, asleep. Nothing ***ier than a n**e cuban with nothing to say.
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 12:02 am, #167992
LMAO! mine gave up checking in on me. her work blocked this site long ago
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 12:03 am, #167993
mmmm, cuban. I still got my redhead to stare at
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:05 am, #167995
WTF, Canada? I love reds... gotta be a non show-off? Still, you won and I have that to chew on for life (or until I move to Ireland)
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:06 am, #167996
And you saw the rican before her... so, I'm spoiled with bown, but still...
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 12:07 am, #167997
I have the best of both worlds. she is like the greatest girl ever and she doesn't live with me
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 12:09 am, #167998
Did someone call my name...he said after making a belated entrance. (Does this mean I'm fashionable?)
MrRandom - March 30, 2010, 12:11 am, #167999
Maybe, but you're still just as g**.
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 12:12 am, #168000
to much fashion draws the wrong crowd,bart
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 12:12 am, #168001
Also, Canadians don't have souls. They can only exist in places ABOVE 30 degrees. Seriously, do you guys root for global warming or what?
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:12 am, #168002
Canada.... mine prefers chicks, so either I'm WAY italian, or WAY irish!
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:14 am, #168003
Bart, they root for the Canadiens, which is about the ame as rooting for global failure.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:15 am, #168004
Now, if we compare Bart's *** life to Wayne Gretzky, we'd realize that he lonved Canada deeply.... until he .... ummmmmm... changed teams.
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 12:16 am, #168005
Aggy you lucky bastard! @ bart, I want three feet of snow and -20 to -30 for like 7 months of the year
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 12:18 am, #168006
Gretzky still has canadian pride. you should have seen him during the previous winter games
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:19 am, #168008
Are you saying that just because I gawked at your icon that I missed the games?
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 12:19 am, #168009
Winter games...some countries can't cut it in the REAL olympics so they made one up.
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 12:21 am, #168011
summer olympics...is that the one where china make you pick up the soap in the shower?
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:23 am, #168012
Truth be told, I sorta dropped a Dove Bar.
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 12:23 am, #168013
It's all about the overall medal count, man...hence, the soap Canada picked up.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:23 am, #168014
Bart, we call those the Panama games... or, anythning from Texas.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:24 am, #168015
or, *anything?
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 12:24 am, #168016
Its all about being first. who cares if you were second best or third best more
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:26 am, #168017
She does.
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 12:27 am, #168018
The point is, when it comes to medals...we have more than you. Also, which Olympian of yours got more than Apollo Ohno? Or Michael Phelps for that matter.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:28 am, #168019
SHOIT, she stopped snoring.
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 12:28 am, #168020
And Also, I view coming second as an accomplishment. Not everything is a race.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:28 am, #168021
What? Bart, Poland has no medals.
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 12:29 am, #168022
que?
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:30 am, #168023
Sorry... I a**umed from your posters that you were Polish.
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 12:31 am, #168024
we beat phelps just these winter games. @ aggy, dangeling your dice wasnt a wise move
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 12:33 am, #168026
Well...if you would have thrown in some swimming events...I don't know, like ice fishing the hard way? By the way, how am I Polish? I can't even find that on a map.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:36 am, #168027
I'd tell you to scroll down, but you'd scuff your chin.
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 12:37 am, #168028
summer sports arnt real sports. where is the snow or ice? where are the hockey sticks and pucks?!?!
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:42 am, #168029
Ok, and where are the yachts, horseshoes and nails?
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 12:45 am, #168031
Any sport that involves ice is little better than curling. Hockey is occasionally the exception to this rule....when you bet on it.
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 12:49 am, #168032
and summer Olympics have all these True sports right,like water polo and ping pong lol
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 12:49 am, #168033
i guess those two beat baseball
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 12:52 am, #168034
And they all beat the hell out of Curling...and the long-distance-skiing/shooting thing.
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 12:55 am, #168035
those two must be on the same level as Synchronized swimming. a real sport lol
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 12:57 am, #168036
And why can't real Football be an olympic sport? Because it's not played throughout the world? I happen to know for a FACT that it is played in every country that matters. (The US and...whoever else does)
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 12:58 am, #168037
football lacks what other sports have, like having to exert your self for more than 35 seconds at a time
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 1:03 am, #168038
I'm just teasing, Bart. I didn't mean to insult your religion
DreMagnum - March 30, 2010, 5:28 am, #168041
Because curling causes you to exert yourself......at all
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 1:39 pm, #168138
How's things, Face?
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 6:44 pm, #168748
Aggy, all 3 of your ex-wives logged on...they say they miss you....and want to know who gets to claim you this year?..APRIL FOOLS!
agdaniele - April 1, 2010, 6:46 pm, #168750
LOL! I see, Grey! Hell, nobody would want to claim me! I just s***le a handful of subpoenas to my tax return! It's Vegas, baby! The state bird is a child support check!
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:16 pm, #168805
good night!! CANADA!!
CANADA - April 1, 2010, 9:16 pm, #168806
See ya GS
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 8:07 am, #169119
Ok, I was kept up late, and dragged out to walk early. Back to bed for the old man.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 9:53 am, #169384
What's up TTH? Happy Easter! How's things with you on this fine Sunday?
MO - April 4, 2010, 9:58 am, #169387
Merry Easter Aggy! You having home made salsa and guacamole on your Easter eggs today?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 10:02 am, #169391
Ha, MO!!! Goin' back to Cali, Cali, Cali....
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 10:03 am, #169392
Merry Easter to you!
MO - April 4, 2010, 10:04 am, #169393
Yeah, broke the news to all concerned, and it went much better than I'd hoped. So it is a Merry Easter indeed.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 10:06 am, #169394
The next thing you know, ol' MO's a millionaire!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 10:07 am, #169395
At least they didn't try to base you out at Lake Mead!
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 10:09 am, #169396
Good to hear Mo. Easter is when Jebus comes out of the cave right? And if he sees his shadow there's 4 more weeks of winter? All I know is that I'm looking forward to this "Hash Wednesday" I keep hearing about!
MO - April 4, 2010, 10:10 am, #169397
Mead, Mead, Mead? Nevada? Hash Wed!!! TRASH FTW!!!
MO - April 4, 2010, 10:14 am, #169398
And Trash? You're not just saying good to hear 'cause that means I'm not gonna be a Canadian??
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 10:22 am, #169400
Ugh.... it's on a Wednesday this year?
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 10:39 am, #169405
We would have welcomed you with open Bars Mo!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:11 pm, #169496
How's it going, Canada? You missed the fun... I got chewed out for using a picture that someone else used on deviant art! Not the motivational poster, mind you, but just the picture.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 8:58 pm, #169611
TTH... you around?
ICEMAN - April 4, 2010, 9:02 pm, #169613
Hey guys. Are screens loading up a little slow for you or is it just my IP?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 9:03 pm, #169614
No problem here. How's things, otherwise, ICE?
ICEMAN - April 4, 2010, 9:07 pm, #169616
Things are OK. Just got back from my Mom's for Easter. She's in good shape for 80. Now all I have to worry about is getting out of jury duty. Can't handle that.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 9:08 pm, #169617
I worry about people who can't get out of jury duty... and I happen to know that you posess the creativity to do it.
ICEMAN - April 4, 2010, 9:11 pm, #169618
Thanks Aggy. I went for the financial hardship thing, which really isn't a stretch these days.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 9:17 pm, #169621
At least go to the interview... there are a number of wonderful answers you can give that'll make them not choose you. Hell, tell them you're a regular motifaker.
ICEMAN - April 4, 2010, 9:22 pm, #169622
Heh, heh, heh. That'll work. Or I could just tell them I have a gift for spotting a guilty person from a mile away.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 9:29 pm, #169625
A million ways to have fun with that!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 4, 2010, 11:30 pm, #169688
So.... A Mexican, 2 students a Black guy and a cow walk into a bar......
MrRandom - April 4, 2010, 11:31 pm, #169689
Of course the cow gets kicked out, because steak goes on the plate, not on a stool.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 4, 2010, 11:33 pm, #169690
I should have mentioned.....one of the students wears womens clothes and worships Conan O'Brien.
MrRandom - April 4, 2010, 11:34 pm, #169691
You forgot the 'hates Jay Leno part'
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 11:35 pm, #169692
We can all get behind hating Leno! So, how does this end, moooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 4, 2010, 11:35 pm, #169693
They both suck.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 11:37 pm, #169694
Both students? That's how it ends?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 4, 2010, 11:37 pm, #169695
The Students end up making out in a corner, The cow spends half the night in a glass and the other half on the floor and the Mexican gets stuck mopping floors to pay the tab.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 11:37 pm, #169696
Each other? Were they chicks?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 4, 2010, 11:38 pm, #169697
Mop AROUND the cow!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 11:38 pm, #169698
I always end up doing the deeshez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 4, 2010, 11:38 pm, #169699
I dunno....Are MrRandom And Dre Chicks?
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 11:39 pm, #169700
I'm afraid to ask what happened to the black guy...
DreMagnum - April 4, 2010, 11:39 pm, #169701
No
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 4, 2010, 11:40 pm, #169702
You know the answer to that Veg......they wouldn't let you in.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 11:42 pm, #169703
Great. I hate this joke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 4, 2010, 11:43 pm, #169704
I meant Dre and Random wouldn't let you in......Stop trying to imply that I'm a racist!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 11:43 pm, #169705
I knew I shouldn't have followed moooo to a bar called "The Blue Oyster Club"
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 12:28 am, #169722
Have a good night, phy... thanks for hanging out. Great trading with ya.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 4:51 pm, #169879
Well fellow Fakers....i was looking forward to getting drunk and insulting all of you later.....but I've been called into work......so....You all suck. see ya later.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 4:52 pm, #169881 
f*** you too Moooooooooooooooooooooo. Sorry you had to go
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 4:53 pm, #169882
At least we'll be s****** at home... with alcohol!
spacedog - April 5, 2010, 4:54 pm, #169883
Great idea. *goes and gets beer*
MrRandom - April 8, 2010, 7:21 pm, #170338
Whats up tonight gentlemen?
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 7:44 pm, #170340
Obviously not my reaction time! How's it going, Random?
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 7:47 pm, #170341
Hello people.
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 7:56 pm, #170342
People... and mexicans?
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 8:14 pm, #170343
Why not Mexicans? They don't just like to get into gang fights, they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too!
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 8:16 pm, #170344
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning but they have to so they do it real slow.
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 8:16 pm, #170345
Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take spanish and get a B.
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 8:18 pm, #170346
"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"
MrRandom - April 8, 2010, 8:18 pm, #170347
*Slow Clap*
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 8:20 pm, #170348
Well... I'm now coating over my metal-flake paint job on the el camino, peeled off the "In loving memory of little paco" sticker from my back window, and just threw out my dashboard jesus.
MrRandom - April 8, 2010, 8:31 pm, #170349
One of thousands?
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 8:37 pm, #170352
Well, the bulk of them are hanging around the top, like dingleberries... but still, the dashboard one is symbolic. I still have the Virgin Mary votive candle in my back window.
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 8:38 pm, #170353
Cheech FTW. That song should be Aggys theme!
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 8:39 pm, #170354
My theme? LMAO!!!
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 8:40 pm, #170355
I'm still lobbying Mr M to have a requiem bell sound to everyone everytime I log on here.
MrRandom - April 8, 2010, 8:40 pm, #170356
A motifake theme song......... something by Weird Al?
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 8:47 pm, #170358
Or Jon Lajois?
MrRandom - April 8, 2010, 8:57 pm, #170359
Quite. I'm surprised my internet is still up, we just had a pretty nasty blizzard.
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 9:10 pm, #170360
****ty! Thats what you get for living in Canada!
rerun - April 9, 2010, 12:29 am, #170362 
Can I have the dashboard Jesus? Now I can change my bumber sticker from "Jesus Saves" to "I saved Jesus". I would be like a Super Jew, or something. The mind does strange thinking at 2:25am
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 12:34 am, #170551
Hilarious, rerun!
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 12:34 am, #170552
Hey, Phy! How's it going tonight?
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 12:42 am, #170555
And like that, phy is gone.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 1:09 am, #170562
dude!! I'm here!
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 8:32 pm, #170654
Aren't you a little ghey to be a stromtrooper? (mind you, I've banged three... but check the pics)
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 8:34 pm, #170655
Oh, and HI, phydough!
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 9:45 pm, #170849
See? The badonkadonk from the original is missing here.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 7:53 pm, #171202
I really wanted this one to take it's seat at 2nd.
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 9:43 pm, #184174
Aggy, hows tricks?
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:46 pm, #184175
Great to see you around! Been awful scarce at times! I'm doing ok. The cuban is visiting family in Cuba, I'm working in 38c weather, and the summer has lent it's flock of short-bus users to the site.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:46 pm, #184176
But you know me... I can't complain. Overall, I'm doing well.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:47 pm, #184177
How the hell have you been?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:47 pm, #184178
Hey Canada...do you know anything aboot a Polaris dealership in Boissevain?
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 9:50 pm, #184182
Sorry Moo+, I havent been out to Boissevain since i gave up motocross
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 9:52 pm, #184185
sorry about not dropping in here more often. motifake is blocked at work and that is where i started out here, and I'm only at my place here in the city on weekends. my folks place doesent have high speed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:52 pm, #184186
Wrong town...I meant Beauséjour
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:53 pm, #184187
f***in French towns...
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:55 pm, #184189
Something tells me that mooooo ain't got the key to the town.
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 9:55 pm, #184191
me, I'm doing decent. Work is real busy for me. the gave me 2 projects to oversee. and **** seams to be flying apart on the home front for me. people dont like the fact that I'm going to china
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:56 pm, #184192
China? LOL! Why would people hate you for that?
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 9:58 pm, #184194
Moo, its called sobetski's enterprises. its on the edg of town next to the CO Op bulk fuel
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:01 pm, #184195
Are they trustworthy?
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 10:01 pm, #184196
aggy, my folks are trying to talk me out of it, they fear i wont finish my engineering when i come back. and my gf was going to come with me to teach aswell but now she has second thoughts so i'm on the **** list with her because I'm going either way
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:02 pm, #184197
My Dad is buying a brand new ATV there.
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 10:02 pm, #184198
They gave me a good deal on the parts for my quad. and all the locals buy from them. I havent heard a bad story about them
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:04 pm, #184199
Thanks man....Dad doesn't always make the best choices. If ya know what I mean.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:04 pm, #184200
Why go to China? and bring your woman?
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 10:09 pm, #184201
I'm planing to take off for a year. I had to really bust my a** in school this last term. If i have to do it again I don't think I'd be able to put in a full effort and my marks would suffer. so I'm taking a certificate course for teaching internationally
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 10:11 pm, #184202
they pay OK, and i would have some international work experience that might help me score a job in the future. contrary to what i may say about her, I like her
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 10:12 pm, #184203
....and asian just ain't my thing
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:13 pm, #184204
I have 2 friends that did the same thing. They both regretted it....Just sayin. Are there any other countries you could teach in?
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 10:16 pm, #184205
A friend of mine from the Venetian went to China to open up the Venetian in Macau. He said that training the Chinese is the most frustrating thing in the world. They say that they understand even when they don't.
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 10:17 pm, #184206
north or south Korea,Japan,Vietnam,Spain,France,Sweden,Thailand,Czech Republic,Russia. Japan pays the best out of all the countries, but most places require you to have teaching experience
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 10:18 pm, #184207
I heard that too aggy, Its because the don't want to be focused on in front of everyone for fear that the others will think them incompetent
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:20 pm, #184210
I don't think you can teach in North Korea....You're passing up Thailand for China?....WTF is wrong with you?
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 10:21 pm, #184211
Make sure you hand out plenty of Cubby's business cards.
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 10:25 pm, #184214
If your visa clears you can teach in the north. and Thailand pays crappy. china covers all your living expenses. plus if my gf came it would limit my experiences in Thailand.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 10:27 pm, #184217
Besides, I'm sure there are a few GREAT musicals she can drag you to in China!
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 10:29 pm, #184219
LMAO! I'm sure that Thailand has some shows she would regret letting me drag her too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:30 pm, #184220
They're not the donkey shows you'd find in Aggy's home town.....but they're pretty good...I hear.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 10:34 pm, #184221
IF it wasn't for those shows, my mother wouldn't have a work résumé... and we'd have never made it in Las Vegas. (spanish for The Vegas)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:36 pm, #184223
Your mother was a donkey?
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 10:38 pm, #184224
And she had an a**.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 10:38 pm, #184225
LMAO! You pheaux french fag!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 10:39 pm, #184226
Or, faux. Crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:41 pm, #184227
Nothing french about me.......Unless you count the cut of my underwear.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:41 pm, #184228
Wait...what?
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 10:43 pm, #184229
LMAO!!! Priceless!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:44 pm, #184230
No....I have my price.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 10:53 pm, #184231
A bowl of poutine, I hear.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:54 pm, #184232
Are they real cheese curds?
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 10:55 pm, #184233
Yep.... I scra**d them off the taint myself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:57 pm, #184234
Those LV h***ers really are gross, eh?
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 10:58 pm, #184235
organzola curds
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 10:59 pm, #184236
I wouldn't know... whenever I come around, they say "Sorry, wetback... store's closed"
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 10:59 pm, #184237
LOL! Simply awful, Canada!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:00 pm, #184238
@ Canada ....did you type Organzola on purpose?
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 11:03 pm, #184239
cheese curds + h***ers + taint. ya it seamed logical
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:04 pm, #184241
You're a disgusting and hilarious man. 5L
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:08 pm, #184242
(there isn't a finer compliment from moooo)
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:09 pm, #184243
Well, that and "your mom tastes better than she looks".
CANADA - July 11, 2010, 11:09 pm, #184244
you know you have achieved greatness when you get called disgusting on the internet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:10 pm, #184245
I guess we all agree.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:11 pm, #184246
Anonymously.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:46 pm, #184267
Ok, I'm tuckered out from doing nothing all day. Gonna cash in. Take it easy, mooooo. d*** glad to have you around for the banter... always a boost.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:47 pm, #184268
Awwww....you should at least reject my new poster first.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:48 pm, #184270
LOL! You were saying?
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:49 pm, #184271
Why reject it? A moooooo poster comes by as often as Halley's comet!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:49 pm, #184272
I'll regret that later....as I have with so many others......thry're like women in a way..................G'night Aggerino!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:51 pm, #184273
LOL! You give yourself no credit. Whereas I have been pouring on the submissions a bit thick tonight.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:51 pm, #184274
We all regret the posters we've made sober.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:57 pm, #184275
NExt time, tell me you'll be on for a good amount of time on a night shift... I'd have had Guinness chambered, and been here long after you silently bailed!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:57 pm, #184276
HAve a good night, paisan.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:09 am, #184277
I was here all night. I just sorta phazed in and out..I'll be back tonight with a full bottle of Bushmills....they've run out of Jamesons.
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 3:25 pm, #195763
I agree. things just arent fun without a monkey around. 5L
forseti - September 27, 2010, 3:39 pm, #195768
so change your avatar!! and don't get a pixelated! :P
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 3:43 pm, #195771
Never. my avatar is almost a motifake in itself. (I need all the funny I can find)
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