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thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 9:36 am,
Hey Moo+! Been taking tips from sewer horse? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iguHTuGicOk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 9:42 am,
LMAO!!! So I got a little drunk and confused....what of it?
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 9:47 am,
I wasn't judging... I just didn't know you hung out in Utah. You know, there's more interesting places to be. Like a lecture on organic chemistry.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 9:51 am,
I have a soft spot for Mormon chicks in special underwear.....Also, Hanging out in the states makes me feel more intelligent.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 9:54 am,
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!!! - I mean, S-M-A-R-T! (Homer Simpson is our idol)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 9:58 am,
Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get...... Homie's words of wisdom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 9:59 am,
I [email protected]'d that.....I can spell more better than that
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:03 am,
R ewe shore? Eye cain spel quiet good, and I additionally also have gooder grammar sometimes bacon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:05 am,
LMAO!!! TOC FTW! I used to skip English class....ain't hurt me none....y'all.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:10 am,
I always aced English. :) But sometimes, when I talk, I don't even try... I think it's the people I'm around.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:13 am,
We understand.....Americans are expected to talk around mouths full of cheese and feet...mostly the politicians.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:14 am,
It is NOT my fault that my brain automatically dumbs the stuff I say down for the audience here.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:15 am,
Cheese? Is that the stereotype? That we put cheese on everything? Well...that's only mostly true.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:17 am,
That's because cheese is delicious. Anybody who says otherwise is a liar, and is subject to immediate exile from the USA.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:17 am,
If I have to listen to all this "bagged milk" nonsense, then you'll live with the cheese jokes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:19 am,
I got really drunk one time and microwaved a block of Marble cheddar and ate it with a fork....I won't live to see 40.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:19 am,
Oh, next you'll be telling me you don't end every sentence with, "eh!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:21 am,
And you don't end every sentence with "HUH"?
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:23 am,
No, but "like" punctuates my speeches.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:25 am,
Oh, the shame....I feel for you.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:25 am,
Like, *giggles*, you know that thing that, like, sometimes make really loud, like, noises? :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:25 am,
Mrs mooooooooooooo does that, But she's a lower bred Canadian than I am.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:33 am,
TOC has disappeared.....Must be diaper changing time...WHEN'S my turn...waaaaaaaa
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:33 am,
And you're a... purebred?
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:33 am,
No, sorry, I was investigating IP addresses. :(
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:35 am,
I don't see how he can be. Humans can't reproduce at temperatures that low.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:37 am,
And what do cows eat if the ground is covered in snow year-round?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:37 am,
I've talked myself into a corner......And Bart is already working it....sorry for stepping on your turf Bartina.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:37 am,
This cow eats steak....I'm evil that way.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:38 am,
What did I do? lol I'm crazy from sheep deprivation...that's what you call it when counting sheep doesn't do SH*T for curing insomnia.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:39 am,
As a side note, I would move to Canada if y'all would let me in. :( I've been a bit too... um... bad, though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:40 am,
@ Bart..Whaaaaa?....@ TOC.....tell daddy all aboot it....
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:43 am,
It's not interesting. At all. LoL
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:44 am,
Being an international drug dealer/ Yakuza Warlord isn't very interesting?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:45 am,
Were you a drug mule?.....I always have a spare room for drug Mules.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:46 am,
Canadians don't need drug mules, just condoms and cows.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:47 am,
No, I never muled anything. LoL I did spend around five years just getting into trouble though.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:49 am,
LoL Bart, that's creepy. Are these condoms for the cows?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:49 am,
Didn't we all TOC.....for a long time LSD and cocaine were my only friends....And then....THERE WAS MOTIFAKE.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:50 am,
Jesus Bart......TMI.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:51 am,
No! It's not what you think! You put coke in the condoms and then the cows "carry" them over the border. It's a legitimate practice for drug cartels.
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:51 am,
And then you Motifaked on cocaine and LSD... right?
thatonechick - April 11, 2010, 10:52 am,
Doesn't sound so legit to me, Bart. :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:53 am,
Nope.....I've stuck to herbal "supplements" and liquor for at least 2 years.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:54 am,
Why does everything Bart says come out sounding so...soooo...I don't think there's a word for it....
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:54 am,
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12883789...They're called "body-packers." It's usually a mule, but Canadians apparently use cows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:55 am,
We're just economic that way.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:57 am,
You see! Bart is not crazy. Bart is a perfectly sane, giant robot who refers just happens himself in the third person.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:58 am,
just happens TO refer* d***, this is like drunk dialing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:59 am,
You have reached a first cousin....please leave a message (or take a number)
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:02 am,
Is that a crack at me being Southern? I know the law. I only do second cousins. The first-borns are too close in DAN and ****.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:05 am,
Who's Dan.....and do you love him?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:07 am,
You know DAN, like in the school books. Dangerous Acid Nuclear. That's why you can't do your cousins; the acids blow up, and then it's Hiroshima all over again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:12 am,
TLDR....So.....You're f***ing this Dan guy now....Rerun is gonna be hurt.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:15 am,
I don't know about that, but I always thought we had something special.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:16 am,
"we" as in you and I.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:16 am,
Capice?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:17 am,
You were his Hitler to your Anne Frank.....always searching....never finding (True love is a b****, No?)
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:18 am,
Also, if you get the time, read that TLDR post. It reveals the true history of WWII.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:18 am,
Oh......I was just using you for your body.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:19 am,
Wait...was I Hitler or Anne Frank? Because I don't want to be a chick.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:23 am,
Either way.......you'd have a huge v*****. (I hear Anne was a Lesbo)
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:23 am,
But then I REALLY don't want to be Hitler. This is just a lose-lose. lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:24 am,
Yep....Get used to it.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:24 am,
Is Brit a distant descendant? I mean, if you combine Hitler and a lesbian...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:28 am,
LMAO!......Picture Naru (?) with a Hitler mustache.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:56 am,
Every time I listen to Ramstein.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 12:01 pm,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja4Pd3bQ-fA
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