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Name one time America has gotten Australia out of trouble?

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wink - June 19, 2008, 4:03 am,
Well when New Zealand invades next year...
FUCK AUSTRALIA - June 19, 2008, 10:44 am,
They saved Australia from dropping into NOTHINGNESS with the film crocodile dundee... Jack a**!
reow - June 20, 2008, 12:26 pm,
lol American's couldn't tell the difference between the globe and their own a**.
Captain Whitey - June 20, 2008, 2:35 pm,
Actually, a lot of us are pretty d*** smart. What the rest of the world CHOOSES to see is our functionally retarded Southern population. Which..Means the rest of the world is functionally retarded for thinking we're ALL like that.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 7:29 pm,
not to throw the history book at ya... but uhhh Australia asked for an alliance with America because they were afraid of japan when they entered the war. We actually saved Australia from Japan during the battle in the coral sea... but whatever, you don't
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 7:30 pm,
... you don't know your country's history. that's cool. it's not for everyone.
mauser98k - June 23, 2008, 11:28 am,
head to the northern parts of Australia. you can find wreckage of downed aircraft from WWII. that's how close the Japs came to taking Australia. you're welcome.
Brin Londo5 - July 9, 2008, 2:21 am,
We took Mel Gibson off your hands before he got drunk and embarrassed your nation, not to mention Russell "throw a phone" Crowe.
The AUS - July 16, 2008, 8:05 am,
Yes, you will find a downed plane, after the Japanese killed 11,000 people in darwin, and all america sent was a single battleship which wasnt there till 3days afterwards however, i will thank them for the Nuclear bomb, because it did force the japs to r
bk - January 5, 2009, 12:09 am,
we can still save Australia by teaching them the difference between a country and a continent
Hendo - March 13, 2009, 12:04 am,
There were only 243 killed in the Darwin raid - less than 10% of the death toll at Pearl Harbour. Crowe is from New Zealand. The US indeed saved Oz at the battles of the Coral Sea and Guadalca***, although we stopped the Japanese on the Kokoda.
udon'tneed 2 know - June 18, 2009, 2:39 am,
see this wonderful internet you're using to bash America? yeah, it's an American invention
LogicDude - June 18, 2009, 9:11 am,
Al Gore is American? Are you sure? DAMMIT!
Knives - August 22, 2009, 1:15 am,
As an Australian I kind of remember America fighting an entire front for this silly country. Australia during WW2 ceded full military control to America and let them take the entire offensive.
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