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MY DEATH

this is how I imagine it

Creator: Curmudgeon












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agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:40 pm,
Mine is similar, but it involves no guns, a prettier woman, and a beach blanket on a private beach... with a Don Julio margarita in-hand.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 9:42 pm,
and that's similar?
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 9:45 pm,
mines coming by crossbow, buy a jealous husband when he catches me with his 25Year old wife
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:46 pm,
Admirable.
asdfzxh - August 7, 2015, 4:53 pm,
wrg,idts
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:46 pm,  
or a pissed off dad when he catches you with his 17 year ond son...um daughter
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:46 pm,  
old
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:47 pm,
Hope he's good with a crossbow, or you'll just be left with a memory of young ***... and uncontrollable drooling and snotting on yourself.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 9:47 pm,
spect that be a 12ga
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:48 pm,  
kind of like now, but alcohol induced?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:51 pm,
LMAO! Yeah... like that.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 9:52 pm,
I hate that over 40 snoting part, don't you ReRun?
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm,
looking down and seeing a hand full of paste like a Daybie
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm,  
yeah, I do. getting old sucks
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm,
Cut into 3/4 inch strips by a 12 foot band saw, stacked, metal-banded, and loaded on a super-B.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:57 pm,
That's not paste, grey... those are knucklebabies.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:58 pm,
Wait.... what?
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 10:00 pm,
I thought we were doing "MY Death". At least that way trashette gets a sizeable payout.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:01 pm,
Ok.... is that your choice, or Trashettes?
MO - March 5, 2010, 10:03 pm,
Well at least she'll finally get something that's sizable!!!
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 10:03 pm,
If I go at work she gets more money. At my work thats the most likely way to go.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 10:04 pm,
death, by laminate
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 10:05 pm,
You sailors are pretty concerned with other guys junk eh Mo? You know what they say "any port in a storm".
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:06 pm,
Sounds like a suspicious death... if your intention is to get her jailed instead of using your life insurance to shack up with Grey, I'd say that cut into 3/4 inch strips by a 12 foot band saw, stacked, metal-banded, and loaded on a super-B is perfect.
MO - March 5, 2010, 10:10 pm,
They also say "it's ok underway! It's only queer at the pier!" But hey, I'm not in the Navy. That's what they say.
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 10:11 pm,
I doubt that I would actually make it on to the truck..... Every time I catch myself yawning at the receiving end of that saw I imagine what those last few seconds would be like..... It really wakes me up!
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 10:11 pm,
I thought the CG said "it's only queer if you're on the bottom"
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:13 pm,
He's a power bottom.
MO - March 5, 2010, 10:14 pm,
No Grey! The only one's on the bottom are in the Navy. Subs? 500 men go down, and 250 couples come up!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:14 pm,
I'd figure you'll be wide awake for all the pain to follow.
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