5 sacrilegious lions for you. I'll have a warm glass of whiskey waiting for you in hell.....we'll run that m**********r our way!
Claire - April 9, 2010, 10:24 pm,
I would like a doughnut!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2010, 10:26 pm,
sorry Claire.....you need to watch your calories.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 10:37 pm,
But... I've already lost 300 hundred pounds... I now weigh 475.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2010, 10:52 pm,
d***!......I hear TTH is a Chubby chaser.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:16 pm,
What are you trying to say? I'M BEAUTIFUL!
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:18 pm,
It's True. Yet only tiny women want me. It's a curse.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:22 pm,
475lbs would be pretty slim if you were a cow like moooooooooooo.
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:22 pm,
What are you talking about? Midgets are awesome! You know, it seems like you can never start a serious relationship with a midget; people just look at it like it's some HUGE joke. I mean really...no one cares if you're dating a WMBA player.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:24 pm,
What constitutes a midget? Trashette is about 4'10".
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:29 pm,
Take that, halve it, and have a great time. Do you know how hard it is to run into a midget? I mean, the proportions have to be just right...otherwise, she's a dwarf.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:30 pm,
There aren't really any "official standards" for being a midget. I am also about 4' 10''.
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:32 pm,
and 475 pounds! Those are pancake proportions! You'd have to be wider than you are tall!
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:38 pm,
I'm voluptuous, not fat! (lol ironically I'm actually about 90 lbs.)
ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 12:42 am,
@ Claire, I have been officially designated as the 'World's Tallest Midget' at 6'2"