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Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 7:00 pm,
Nice, looks like a line up for the criminally insane! 5L!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 19, 2010, 7:01 pm,
Lame and arse licking.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 7:01 pm,
Parts of it are Face! REDRUM!!! REDRUM!!!!!!
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 7:02 pm,
KFD don't be a bitter b!tch cause you're not on the poster.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 7:02 pm,
So glad you changed your avatar just in time for this face. Do you hear whining?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 19, 2010, 7:03 pm,
I'd have said that regardless, but sure, use bitterness. It's a ridiculous argument. This isn't a motifake, it's cliquey b*** licking.
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 7:04 pm,
IT IS CALLED A TRIBUTE!!! Holy jeebus KKFD, go start a thread about it or somthin!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 19, 2010, 7:07 pm,
No point. People whine and get them deleted. I like you Face, but a few are ruining that forum with their high school mentality.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 7:08 pm,
Ignore him. He's just a baby looking for attention. Get with it KFD you can't pitch a fit every time you feel left out.
thatonechick - April 19, 2010, 7:08 pm,
Derek - April 19, 2010, 7:08 pm,
The Motifake regulars are mediocre? Modest about yourself - perhaps insulting to the others.
thatonechick - April 19, 2010, 7:09 pm,
Derek! Crossfire!
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 7:10 pm,
Perhaps STFU, Derek. If you choose to be fringe, don't judge from the fringe.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 7:14 pm,
Whats goin on homie!
Derek - April 19, 2010, 7:16 pm,
It wasn't a judgement Aggy.
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 7:17 pm,
Nuttin much, bro! Sure is a nice day at motifake!
Bartimaeus - April 19, 2010, 7:19 pm,
Yay! I'm in the picture! I'm the robot kicking the other one in the crotch! lol I love the de-honorable mention.
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 7:24 pm,
Steady there, Bart... it is the lower-left corner... the Cindy Brady position!
Bartimaeus - April 19, 2010, 7:26 pm,
Yeah, but I think you're in Jan's place. lol You know...the one no one noticed. "Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!"lol jk
rerun - April 19, 2010, 7:32 pm,  
wow, the scary thing is I bet most of can identify each one of these by name.
Bartimaeus - April 19, 2010, 7:36 pm,
Culos, Fido, Rerun, MrRandom, Sickartist, Aggy, Moo+, Haar, Chompers, Grey, R.S. Jake, Lester, Trash, Dre, Airman, Faceplant31, Ronsart, Arrogant Knight, Canada, Matt, *ME*, Logic Dude, Cubby, MO, and Space Dog.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 7:38 pm,
I missed TOC. For shame! I had to include AK. I love his posters..... "somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight, someone's thinking of me and missing me tonight" G'day AK wherever you are!
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 7:39 pm,
And everyone thought that Tiger was the dog!
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 7:39 pm,
Forsake TOC for AK? I am... sad.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 7:43 pm,
Not one instead of the other. I simply missed TOC. I have sent a box of special cookies to her. If they get across the border I may be forgiven.
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 7:43 pm,
And if they don't, you'll be back in 2 months.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 7:55 pm,
TTH!!!....Made the top 5 his b****.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 8:03 pm,
You've been in there all day Mooooooooooooooooooo.
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:05 pm,
Right now, the timmys are putting away there lotion bottle, closing the p***hub window, and getting ready to rise against this mighty motifaker!
Bovee - April 19, 2010, 8:13 pm,
I feel a little left out but with so much talent in the poster i dont deserve a spot. still 5L's
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:14 pm,
Bovee... you're a man among men... that's some high-class stuff right there.
Bob D. Sailor - April 19, 2010, 8:22 pm,
You forget me. *sniff, sniff* *goes and cries in a corner*
MO - April 19, 2010, 8:25 pm,
I'd like to give up my spot at the bar for our beloved Bone! Almost feel guilty for not being a constant contributor. Meh, I'm moving to CA in a few, my minds not quite in the game yet. BTW first rounds on me you crazy h***ers!
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 8:26 pm,
The first comment in the tags is for Bovee and Bob D Sailor. Sorrry guys. Get ya next time.
MO - April 19, 2010, 8:28 pm,
See? I forget to read tags now. You da man Trash!
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:30 pm,
WOW! When did the CG start hiring literate people? You can read now? No wonder you're getting kicked out of Jersey!
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 8:31 pm,
f*** I missed BoneCD too! f*** f***itty f*** f*** f***.
MO - April 19, 2010, 8:32 pm,
Yeah whut! Least I can pump my own gas!!
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:33 pm,
Is that what they're calling masturbation nowadays?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 8:33 pm,
Yeah, But can you mow your own lawn?...Or does Aggy do that for you?
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 8:35 pm,
Aggy cleans the pool. He has a cuban family he "found" at work to cut the lawn.
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:36 pm,
But, you kept AK... the only non-active member on the board. Sean, too. How about WTFO? Missed him, too. And signe, Produce, Deltabob, amina, claire... all the girls!!!
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:37 pm,
I didn't see any name tags on them... so, I "adopted" them. I figure once you've paid for 3 abortions on their daughter, you're practically family anyhow.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 8:37 pm,
**** you're right..... I forgot Sean.
rerun - April 19, 2010, 8:37 pm,  
there is enough to make another poster....themed posters, how about avitars of the banished?
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:39 pm,
Nah.... this one represents well.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 8:39 pm,
Apparently I needed to take a month and do extensive research before I made this poster.
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:39 pm,
AmI makin' friends, or what?
Bovee - April 19, 2010, 8:39 pm,
doing the banished would work but making another with the ones that didnt fit would cheapen what trash did and this poster already rocks. leave it at that.
MO - April 19, 2010, 8:41 pm,
I'm with Rerun! Do another!! Label it with something purdy.
rerun - April 19, 2010, 8:42 pm,  
Call it "Gone - And Forgotten"
thatonechick - April 19, 2010, 8:42 pm,
There's 9000+members of the site... Who's willing to help make a poster for the rest of 'em? :P
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:42 pm,
We already have.
rerun - April 19, 2010, 8:43 pm,  
I can make one....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 8:44 pm,
This one is great.....But a poster of the d*** would be EPIC.
MO - April 19, 2010, 8:45 pm,
Jalford, Scorpio7, WTFO come to mind....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 8:45 pm,
@ it "Gone and Good Riddance"
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 8:46 pm,
Thanks Bovee, But I should point out that I'm about as cheap as I could get.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 8:46 pm,
And that "Mo" guy....i don't miss him, right guys?
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 8:47 pm,
Start with wtfOLD rerun. Front and center.
rerun - April 19, 2010, 8:48 pm,  
I meant making one about the 9000 + members. I just posted it in the poster fodder 2 thread. Not worth submitting
rerun - April 19, 2010, 8:49 pm,  
also, I don't have the paint/ph**oshop skills to make something like this, TTH, amesome
DreMagnum - April 19, 2010, 9:03 pm,
Yay, im included
DreMagnum - April 19, 2010, 9:03 pm,
Why no Produce man though? And why is AK still on here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:05 pm,
There's no veggie cuz Veggies are Lame, And full of themselves.
DreMagnum - April 19, 2010, 9:05 pm,
Holy ****, i really should read the rest of the comments before talking, sorry guys
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:05 pm,
AK was a friend of mine and he made excellent posters. That's why. As far as veggie... I guess you could ask him.
DreMagnum - April 19, 2010, 9:06 pm,
Wait a minute, did I miss something with veggie?
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 9:07 pm,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:08 pm, should always eat your Veggies.
rerun - April 19, 2010, 9:10 pm,  
k i l l i n g me here
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 9:13 pm,
They lose their appeal when steamed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:13 pm,
I recommend collared greens.........I've gone too far.........
rerun - April 19, 2010, 9:14 pm,  
LMAO, it doesn't take much to steam veggies in the internet age
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 9:20 pm,
Open-collard greens?
rerun - April 19, 2010, 9:20 pm,  
can I get mine starched?
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:21 pm,
Popped collard-greens?
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:21 pm,
Well done TTH, d*** well done!! and Moo+, your seat at the head of the table....has been reserved...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:23 pm,
really GS? Your partner is OK with that?
rerun - April 19, 2010, 9:24 pm,  
OK - I have to make dinner for my guys are killing me.
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 9:25 pm,
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:26 pm,
Thanks GS. The comments on this poster started off pretty shaky but things have turned around into something downright crass and hostile. Feels good to be part of something like that.
BoneCD - April 19, 2010, 9:54 pm,
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:57 pm,
bone, if you wouldn't keep changing your avatar because of that witness protection thing, you'd be there,
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:59 pm,
I really am sorry bone. You should be on this twice! Grave error on my part buddy. Hope you can forgive me.
CpnKangaroo - April 19, 2010, 11:41 pm,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:44 pm,
Are you gonna cry?...If you do, save the tears....i hear Virgin tears are like the fountain of youth.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 1:10 am,
great poster TTH, thanks for the mention
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am,
Never mind me. I'm used to it.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am,
LMFAO! TTH missed a few... it's killing him!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:17 am,
You weren't forgotten were ignored..........And then you were ridiculed......Then we had milkshakes....and all was good.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:18 am,
Mine was a mint chocolate chip milkshake. It was goooood.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:51 am,
I've heard aboot your 'milkshakes' Mooooooooooooooooo. Cabin fever rears it's ugly head.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:54 am,
Ugly?....sure.....But that cabin gives great head. Much like Aggy's sister.
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:31 am,
poor TTH. I know how you feel. Remember the Wolf Shirt poster? You just can't get everybody on, especially if you do it spur of the moment.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 11:26 am,
Love it! It's impossible to get EVERYONE on one poster. I do appreciate the nod, and anyone left off should understand. If not they can make their own d*** tribute poster...+5
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:16 pm,
Anyone left out should read the tags. They know which comment is directed at whom.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:15 pm,
How's it going this evening, Grey?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:20 pm,
i'm livin La Vida Loca this week. there is light at the end of the tunnel 6 week tunnel. sunday, the return of she who tells me when I'm the boss
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:24 pm,
Well, I'm sure you've made all you can from the alone time, and are essentially dying to get that control(er) back into your bubble.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:26 pm,
My cuban is back in town... so, there goes my sleeping in on the weekends. It sounds like more of a complaint than it actually is.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:27 pm,
that's what I've been missin' that blowin bubbles thing, and not having to eat my own cooking
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:30 pm,
LMAO!!! Well... like you said, at least there's now a light.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm,
when I cook, meat, with meat, and a side of meat wrapped in bacon, and some potatoes, and a scotch. when she cooks, there's noodles, and some kind of vegtable. my arteries are screamin' for her to come home
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm,
I fail to see any fault in your recipe.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:34 pm,
me either, she's trying to feed me to keep me around, I'm trying to get to the dirt as fast as I can! I do miss her though, she smells purdy
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:35 pm,
That's the bacon that you smell
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:36 pm,
must be, her back bacon got me achin'
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm,
Nothing like a woman's presence... can't argue there. Nor can I argue Bone's bacon point.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm,
Mrs.Bone will be back from Chicago in about two I took the day off to clean. But she'll know half the city was over here while she was gone no matter how much I cleaned.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:40 pm,
point of advice, Yankee candles do NOT mask the smell of cigars, and grease fires
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm,
All of these girls out of town at the same time? I'm starting to wonder if there's a "my man is a motifaker" support convention somewhere that we're not aware of.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm,
As far as the grease fire goes...I'd just tell her that her sister came over and cooked one night. It kinda runs in the family.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm,
Trust wasn't a shopaholics convention
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm,
yeeeah aggy, never thought about that....Cahooots I tell you!! they're in Cahooots!
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:44 pm,
Mrs moooo is out of town, too.... I'm tellin' ya... something's up!
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:45 pm,
How many women you know go to Chicago with two suitcases and only one is packed?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:46 pm,
mmmm, 1984? Big Momma is watching us?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm,
mrs Bone left with suitcases? mine left with a credit card, and a smile
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm,
Aggy...didn't know that. I think you may be on to something there.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:48 pm,
I mean, I can't argue with the existence of such a group.... they do have it rough.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm,
I hear ya GS. Mine robbed my cash kitty...said it was for tips.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm,
them chippendale shows ain't cheap
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm,
Each and every one of us has a tragic tale
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm,
LOL @ cubby!! yes we do, and they all have one constant
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:52 pm,
Hell, I'd put more money in her checking account if she'd stay longer...I still have a few stakes left, and that keg of Heineken ain't going finish itself.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:54 pm,
Leftover steaks? How is this possible?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:56 pm,
I have my work cut out for me too. Johnnie Walker is sending me Thank you cards for keeping their Inventory flowing the last month
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm,
Well the Rent-A-Nurse that watched over me every night to make sure I didn't have another heart attack only at salads.
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm,
This is why a lot of Regs were only MotiFaking at work....jeez
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:59 pm,
Shake that a**, Cubby! LOL!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm,
Bone, you know she'll be more than glad to see you, after she shows you what she "picked up" while she was there. maybe you'll get a t-shirt! "I was at ***k's on the Wharf"
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm,
Agreed, Cubby... my ex gf and the one before her rolled their eyes at me when I talked about it. The cuban girl hops on the site from time to time, but she still thinks that my posters suck. I think it's personal.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm,
I never thought of that Cubby...Next time there will be no leftover stakes, I promise!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:02 pm,
A T-Shirt is better than a Snow globe or Key Chain from the airport gift shop
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm,
@GS..."I can't believe how much money I saved you here..." Yea, I already got that call last night.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm,
And considerably better than an s*d
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm,
(Back in 20 minutes)
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:04 pm,
The wife thinks I'm a retard...really.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:06 pm,
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:08 pm,
my wife gets her daily excercise by rolling her eyes at me....and she eats like a Tour De France biker
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:09 pm,
a snow globe...cubby, do they have those in Hawaii?
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:10 pm,
They sell them at the tourist stores
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:12 pm,
Do you realize counting NaughtyFake, I've made 5732 posters? I am a retard! If I didn't take that 5 month break last year, it would be a lot more
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:13 pm,
I'm going to have to get a new avatar, Cubby's booty dance is too much
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm,
So true Cubby. But, sometimes a vacation from the norm does one's creative side good
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm,
cubby, you're an internet icon. countless tributes are made, n))bs try to copy your style, your posters are linked to 1000's of web pages. yep you're wife was right...
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:16 pm, are a GOD!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:28 pm,
God of Retards...LOL!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:30 pm,
we all have our cross to bear...I'm looking for that pic now!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:32 pm,
don't even think about it Chickster...I see you
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:37 pm,
I didn't do ****. :P
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:44 pm,
you needed to get here earlier, we needed a female point of perspective
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:46 pm,
PMs, grey.
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:10 pm,
ANYWAY, not to be a conversation stopper... How's the syphilis?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:13 pm,
who you askin?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:20 pm,
The general public... It's a common ailment.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:53 pm,
crap! I just sent something on fire, that's gonna be hard to hide....
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 9:39 am,
WTF?!? What did you set on fire? :S
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm,
Ok......... who lives closest to Vegas.... I'm in need of more Guinness, and I'm already 10 in. Someone? A quick run?
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:40 pm,  
sent that vietnamese chick you know.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:00 am,
How's the evening going, my friend?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:03 am,
Good, Good...the Mrs got home tonight...she's in good spirits (I'm in the usual spirits)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:05 am,
So, she found you right where she left you... and in the same condition.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:07 am,
Except the liver....yeah, same condition.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:08 am,
If she isn't unpacked yet, can you tell her to check for my bottle opener?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:11 am,
f*** know Mrs mooooo is off limits. She's gonna hate you more when she reads that....and you're already in her bad books.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:13 am,
Like I was under any impression that I had a chance to claw my way back into the good graces that I never had in the first place?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:15 am,
Meh....are we working on this one now? do you really think Trash deserves it.....after what he did to those goats and all?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:16 am,
Come on already... when a goat just outright says that they like peanutb***er... what's a TTH to do?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:20 am,
I'll give you that. but did he have to send us all those pics?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:24 am,
Look... some people like sheep, some like peanutb***er, some like TTH's bare a**, while others just like a good penetration sh**. Why try to cater to each individual? Just send the whole collection out, and see who orders the wallet-size copies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:25 am,
You're a strange little you know that?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:27 am,
All that's missing, my friend, is the look on my face when I say stuff like this. I sell it.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:28 am,
Not that it's more than disturbing to me that I can rattle the almighty mooooo. One hell of a questionable feat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:30 am,
I'm not so much "rattled" as I am "Beguiled".....AGGY IS DRUNK AGAIN!!!!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:32 am,
That's the.... ummmmm.... Jamesons drinker calling the Guinness drinker black.... er, drunk?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:34 am,
And this is hardly drunk by either of our standards. I spent time with my not-girlfriend, and with my 1L girl... I'm just trying to be a man again.... now that they're not around.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:36 am,
Albeit, if any noobs had brain-one in that soft encasing, they'd be submitting like crazy before I hit that level where I become intolerant.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am,
You're such a girl.......But i like you anyways (no homo)(no matter how many times you ask)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am,
HA! On any other day...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:41 am,
sorry dude but I gotta crash (dinner at the mother in law's tomorrow, I need to rest up for that) I'll be back tonight.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am,
I've got Guinness, Cuban seafood on my breath, the scent of Tropical body spray in the air, Dean Martin playing on the computer, and moooo online.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am,
LMAO! Good timing! It'll all spiral now.... keep an eye on the news!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:44 am,
Glad I actually caught you here. Take it easy.
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