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CHUCK NORRIS

was the first person to actually walk on the moon. he had no suit.

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agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:17 am,
I hope to hell this isn't a copy... this is the first Chuck poster I laughed at in a long time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:30 am,
Have you been mixing your Guinness and cough syrup again Aggy?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:32 am,
You tell me! How the hell are you still awake? (in admiration)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:34 am,
I had a little nap....yeah, Nap....that's what we'll call it.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:36 am,
Americans call it a black-out. I call it "you didn't say no"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:39 am,
LMAO!!!.......You Americans and your ra** jokes....you crack me up.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:42 am,
Like Canadians ain't all aboot the spit-curling.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:43 am,
The first rule of spit-curling club is.......
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:45 am,
Moooooo get's first dibs?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:45 am,
gets, not get's - f***!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:46 am,
I'm sure as hell not going second.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:46 am,
Why start now?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:48 am,
I'm still traumatized after seeing you and Bonecd "spit roasting" that h***er....
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:53 am,
Ok, the first round of spit wat for lube... it's not like all the bacteria ain't killed by the fire.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:55 am,
I never mentioned a fire......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:58 am,
Did you give her the clap?...and if you did...In which end?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:14 am,
Sorry.... WalMart is now 3 blocks away. 10 minute walk (staggerville) - but a 1-minute drive. Guinness refill: done.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:15 am,
Never any clapping when I'm in the room.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:17 am,
I would kill a bag full of puppies for 24 hour liquor.......No Jamesons after 10pm.....*sigh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:18 am,
did you notice who was spawned 20 years ago today?
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 4:22 am,
I'll play your little game, who?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:24 am,
CANADA....You do know where the birthdays are listed right.....That's how I knew to make your lovely B-day tribute.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:24 am,
God forbid you learned to plan ahead by now.... genius.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 4:24 am,
@ Moooooooooooooooo, it's a case of the six p's. You need to plan ahead.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:25 am,
Probably Wayne Gretzky or Andy ***k.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 4:26 am,
I was just too lazy to look it up (or buzzed).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:27 am,
Plan ahead for liquor?....i bought mine in a whole different city today...just in case i wasn't home in time.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:27 am,
Accomplished amateur.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:28 am,
You are good looking enough to get away with being this ditzy. That's your downfall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:28 am,
No one celebrates Andy ***k's b-Day.....we only look forward....to his death.....BTW, Wayne Gretzky is a sissy girl.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:29 am,
WTF is Aggy talking aboot?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:30 am,
Bite your tongue! Gretzky is genius! If you set aside all of the records and clear-cut natural talent, he married an american girl and moved to Los Angeles. Genius!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:31 am,
I'm not saying he couldn't play hockey...I'm saying he couldn't take a hit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:32 am,
Just ask Marty McSorley.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:33 am,
That's the point.... to be great, you have to ignore the physical side. Now, Jaromir Jager.... that's talent and toughness.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:34 am,
Agreed!.......But I could never pronounce his name.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:35 am,
Agreed 100% on McSorley... that's classic hockey badness.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:35 am,
Yameson's Whiskey wouldn't work, eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:35 am,
Like Tie Domi.....with more teeth.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:36 am,
Domi didn't have the same level of talent by far.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:36 am,
Heh.....yous funny Aggster...
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:37 am,
I also loved Messier... adnd he wasn't all aboot the punishing side.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:38 am,
I disagree.....did you ever see the women he got?.....some of them.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:38 am,
BIG Oilers fan in the 80s and 90s... until Barry Melrose was allowed the chance to destroy a dynasty.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:39 am,
Messier? No.... never caught that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:39 am,
Mark Messier is a hockey GOD....he played hard, fought hard and gives back more than anyone else. His own time, Not just Cash.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:39 am,
If I did see the women he got, I bet your comment would've been hilarious, ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:40 am,
I meant Domi....I type slow.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:40 am,
I heard that... but you know that only so much of that info gets back to america.... idiots here don't care about it.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:41 am,
That ain't all you do slow.... baby.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:42 am,
We seem to be of one mind when it comes to Hockey...when Melrose f***ed the Oilers i became a Habs fan....then Roy Ruined hockey for me forever.....sand in the v*****.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:43 am,
Now I don't care aboot Hockey.....Canadian sacrilege.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:45 am,
superstaber2 is gonna be so excited tomorrow....for a second.....still 1L IMO super...sorry...(not really)
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:45 am,
Ok, in his day... Roy was great... I loved the ****iness... coming WAY too far out of net, and making it work. Even his first year with The Avs was impressive. I'm a Fuhr fan, though... and although agianst the Flames, I loved the hacking that Hextall did
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:46 am,
I hope he is excited... we can fix that elation tout de suite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:48 am,
Agreed...Grant Fuhr FTW....until the cocaine that is....Ronny Hextall?...biggest balls in goal tending...his cousin used to do the sports on my local news (she's a h**tie)
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:49 am,
Figgers.... never caught the local news in downtown canadian baconville.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:50 am,
Yeah, Fuhr sucked a** afterwards.... coke always ruins the best... they never recover.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:51 am,
His niece...not cousin...my bad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:52 am,
I'll give fuhr credit....Only black guy in the NHL for a while.....couldn't have been easy.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:54 am,
It's funny that nobody refers to him as the first. Not here, anyhow. Typical american crap. Also... sidenote... not only did Melrose f*** the Oiler's Stanley Cup line, there was this goalie...
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:55 am,
My friends and I would go to the LA Kings games when the Oiler's moved to LA... and when they dropped the puck, we'd scream "PULL RHUDEY!!!"
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:56 am,
Also, to this day, there was never a better b***erfly than Fuhr's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:58 am,
I hear ya...we should get off hockey...I'm drunk and starting to look up Melrose's in the phone book....so, How's tricks?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:00 am,
Tricks? ****.... speaking of that, I'll have a Cuban girl half my age and half-n**** here in 2-1/2 hours... for the walk on the strip. This is gonna suuuuck! How's yours?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:03 am,
I guarantee I'll pay for this dearly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:03 am,
I drove to Winnipeg after 1 hours sleep...Bought a bunch of computer parts, dropped off Mrs.Moooooo(she's going to the NOFX concert) ate at my favorite WPG restaurant, drove home (2hrs) , built a computer, got drunk, ordered take out, and here we are.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:04 am,
Busy day.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:05 am,
So, you don't mid her coming home smelling like Colt 45 and not being able to sit?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:05 am,
Mrs Moooo will be gone for 4 days.....I'm not putting on pants till she gets back.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:05 am,
mid *mind
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:06 am,
Now Aggy....don't be mean like that....Mrs.Mooooo is the most/Only trustworthy woman in the world.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:07 am,
So, just 4 days of skirts for you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:07 am,
And I paid someone to trail her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:07 am,
Yep....skirts and spanks......
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:08 am,
You are.... me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:08 am,
french maid outfits...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:09 am,
I'm not Mexican!....how dare you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:10 am,
You know, the comments page will prove how sad we are tomorrow.....
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:11 am,
No problem my friend... tomorrow, we'll just drink to forget them.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:12 am,
Besides, who is stupid enough to mock this conversation?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:14 am,
Timmies mostly....i suppose you can take care of that.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:15 am,
If only... they aren't the same quality they used to be. Too weak. Not enough self-loathing in the new ones.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:17 am,
Agreed...some of them even have huge internet balls...which in the real world equate to malformed testicles and vasectomies.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:20 am,
aka: swollen timmy labia.
superstaber2 - April 25, 2010, 1:43 pm,
whoa when did my pic's become a chat room
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:45 pm,
At 12:17 am, MST
superstaber2 - April 25, 2010, 2:11 pm,
ok then
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